Quote Originally Posted by Pard94 View Post
Simply put, Lafayette can never finish higher than 3rd in the Patsy Ratings. Any finish higher than third would call into question every pesimistic belief Carney holds dear...and his head may explode. If the math supports a higher finish than third place for the Leopards Carney reserves the right to inject some bogey real or imagined in order to scuttle the Lafayette rankings.
Have some compassion for poor carney. I think he's looping the Al Pierce interception and playing it ad nauseum in his sunlight-free room. Think "Fever Pitch" and the replay of Bill Buckner's Game 6 gaffe over and over again.