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ChickenMan
January 27th, 2006, 01:21 PM
Vince McMahon needs to sign this guy up...

Nikolay Valuev... 7'... 323 lbs

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2006-01/21642841.jpg

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-boxer27jan27,0,4797801.story?coll=la-home-headlines
Cap'n Cat
January 27th, 2006, 01:31 PM
Wonder if he has any football eligibility? Yo, SWAC, here's you're Great White Hope for offensive line!

:)
faxjusfax
January 27th, 2006, 01:56 PM
Vince McMahon needs to sign this guy up...

Nikolay Valuev... 7'... 323 lbs

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2006-01/21642841.jpg

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-boxer27jan27,0,4797801.story?coll=la-home-headlines

Only 323 pounds? The Big Show would kill him!

I would even pick Doink the Clown over him!
HiHiYikas
January 27th, 2006, 01:58 PM
caption with above photo:

HEAVY HITTER: Nikolay Valuev, left, defeated John Ruiz on a disputed decision for WBA heavyweight title in December.
(Martin Rose / Bongarts, Getty Images)
Disputed decision? It's hard to believe a guy the size of Valuev hasn't just knocked out everybody he's faced immediately.
faxjusfax
January 27th, 2006, 02:15 PM
btw, John Ruiz is a bumb!

Just because he was "given" a the title of a Heavyweight Champion sez volumes about why that division is in the sad shape that it is
blackfordpu
January 27th, 2006, 11:06 PM
Is that picture doctored? If not that is one huge Mo Fo! :eek: http://www.techsupportforum.com/images/smilies/SHOCKED.gif http://www.techsupportforum.com/images/smilies/5-scared.gif http://www.techsupportforum.com/images/smilies/scared.gif
ASU Kep
January 28th, 2006, 01:24 AM
This guy absolutely HAS to play the villain in Rocky 7. Ivan Drago wouldn't make it a round with this mofo.

Rocky! Rocky!

:anim_chai
BDK@YSU
January 28th, 2006, 01:15 PM
It is apparently apparent Valuev is a caveman that the Russians unearthed from deep within the Siberian tundra with the sole purpose of uppercutting people in their faces. I mean, look at that eyebrow ridge. Not to mention the forest of hair he has growing all over him. He may be the missing link!
faxjusfax
January 30th, 2006, 11:14 AM
It is apparently apparent Valuev is a caveman that the Russians unearthed from deep within the Siberian tundra with the sole purpose of uppercutting people in their faces. I mean, look at that eyebrow ridge. Not to mention the forest of hair he has growing all over him. He may be the missing link!

That's not hair, it's fur !!!!!!
(with apologies to George the Animal Steele)
VictorG
January 30th, 2006, 12:29 PM
WTF...........beats the cr%p out of a security guard because his "wife" didn't like his tone? Did Mike T. get a sex change operation or what?
AZGrizFan
January 30th, 2006, 03:36 PM
Vince McMahon needs to sign this guy up...

Nikolay Valuev... 7'... 323 lbs

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2006-01/21642841.jpg

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-boxer27jan27,0,4797801.story?coll=la-home-headlines

If he's 7 foot, then the guy he's fighting in this picture must be about 5'8", and about 180 lbs.