Disgruntled Fan Sells his Allegiance on eBAY

[grizband]

This is from eGriz member Bronco:

Saw Cold Pizza this AM and they were interviewing this disgruntled Tenn fan.

The bid was up to $900.00 this AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8736520890&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

I'm selling my services as a College Football League fan to the highest bidder.
I CAN BE A FAN FOR YOUR TEAM!
The winning bidder will get to pick my new favorite College team. I will root loudly and enthusiastically for my new team for the remainder of the 2005-2006 season (If in a Bowl game) and the entire 2006-2007 season.
This auction ain't no oddly shaped, pseudo-holy food item: This is 100% testosterone filled College Football League Fan that will be a fanatic for YOUR TEAM.
I'll watch televised games, and go to my former favorite team home game in my new teams hat I always go to at least 1 a year. Picture will be provided.
I will discuss my new team at the water cooler after every win or terrible loss.
If the final bid is $15.00 or more, I'll put a car flag of my new favorite college team on my car and send the winning bidder a picture to prove it.
If the bid exceeds $25.00, I'll buy a T-shirt for my new favorite team and wear it on game days.
If the bid exceeds $75.00, I'll buy a jersey and wear it on game day (instead of the T-shirt ).
If my new team makes it to a bowl or playoff game I am committed to wearing a foam-number-one-finger for the duration of the game.

I think it would be great for someone to get some money together and make this guy root for a I-AA team. Perhaps the Mocs need a new fan?

[LacesOut]

Already posted in the Lounge.

http://www.anygivensaturday.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6459

[chattanoogamocs]

LOL...before I even opened this thread I thought to myself..."it has got to be a fan from Tennessee-Knoxville"...I think I would rather have a completely empty stadium before I would take this fair weather fan in.

I was debating with some friends the other day...which is worse, having to listen to UTK fans when they win...or when they lose. :argue:

We decided it was pretty equally annoying so we figured it was better when they lose...just because at least we get to make fun of them. :beerchug:

[grizband]

Already posted in the Lounge.

http://www.anygivensaturday.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6459
I didn't realize that Laces. Thanks.

[LacesOut]

I didn't realize that Laces. Thanks.

No problem. I'm playing AGS Moderator while Ralph is in Chatty. LOL j/k

[grizband]

No problem. I'm playing AGS Moderator while Ralph is in Chatty. LOL j/k
Well its good to know someone is keeping the raft afloat. So who is the new girl in the avatar?

[Cincy App]

LOL...before I even opened this thread I thought to myself..."it has got to be a fan from Tennessee-Knoxville"...I think I would rather have a completely empty stadium before I would take this fair weather fan in.

I was debating with some friends the other day...which is worse, having to listen to UTK fans when they win...or when they lose. :argue:

We decided it was pretty equally annoying so we figured it was better when they lose...just because at least we get to make fun of them. :beerchug:

I heard this clown on the local radio this morning. What a loser. And I agree - it's better to hear UTK fans whining about losing!

[LacesOut]

Well its good to know someone is keeping the raft afloat. So who is the new girl in the avatar?


My future girlfriend.....Ms. Jessica Simpson. You like??

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/JessicaSimpson_test/JessicaSimpson-11_273x400.jpg

[Proud Griz Man]

She must have been something before Nick wore it out! xlolx

[grizband]

My future girlfriend.....Ms. Jessica Simpson. You like??

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/JessicaSimpson_test/JessicaSimpson-11_273x400.jpg

I like her alot better with her hair down, than with it pulled back. Yes I like the futures Mrs. Laces.

[goasu984Life]

Real nice fans they got there at good ol' UTK. God, I hate them so much, and I hate that stupid fight song, too.

"Wish that you would jump off Rocky Top,
All you Tennessee Fans!"

[WUTNDITWAA]

I like her alot better with her hair down, than with it pulled back. Yes I like the futures Mrs. Laces.

Yeah, with her hair up, she looks like Vannah White.

Jessica. 1985 called. It would like to buy a vowel.

[LacesOut]

Hair down, half naked.........

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/7/8/6/5/7295687.jpg



Hair down, looking like Country Music Goddess Faith Hill......


http://i.teenblvd.com/media/photos/1261/34945.jpg

[LacesOut]

My avatar.......(grizband, sorry for the threadjack and my posting of these types of pics in the football lounge)

http://img.autohome.com.cn/album/2005/7/25/c5d04c80-8f2c-484d-8497-42990cd66590.jpg

[yosefcity]

Why would someone give this guy 900 bucks to pull for some team. Heck maybe this is a good way for me to get some cash.

[Marcus Garvey]

Jeezus these Tennessee fans are spoiled. Since Johnny Majors started in '77, this is only their 4th losing season, the last comming in '88. They have one mediocre year and fans are already jumping off the bandwagon! At least the disgruntled Penn St. fans didn't come out of the wood work until about the 3rd losing season!

My least favorite College teams:
1) Notre Dame
2) Texas
3) Oklahoma
4) 11 are tied (all the SEC except Vandy!)