griz8791
April 2nd, 2009, 07:01 PM
I blundered into this by accident and liked it so much I had to put up a link someplace. I figured it would find a sympathetic audience here.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/cheering_fans_thrilling_ncaa
Here's a short excerpt:
"'It's the joy, the sheer joy on the fans' pathetic joyful faces and in their insipid happy voices that fills me with such loathing—loathing for the certainty they will feel when all is said and done and they know exactly who is the best, and hatred for the pure joy they will feel because of it,'" Pac-10 conference commissioner Larry Scott said as he panted, slumped down in a wheelchair. "Mark my words, their certainty regarding exactly how good a team is or isn't will never be allowed to corrupt the BCS—and neither will their joy."
As of press time, Scott had been hospitalized due to nausea and bile scarring in his throat."
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/cheering_fans_thrilling_ncaa
Here's a short excerpt:
"'It's the joy, the sheer joy on the fans' pathetic joyful faces and in their insipid happy voices that fills me with such loathing—loathing for the certainty they will feel when all is said and done and they know exactly who is the best, and hatred for the pure joy they will feel because of it,'" Pac-10 conference commissioner Larry Scott said as he panted, slumped down in a wheelchair. "Mark my words, their certainty regarding exactly how good a team is or isn't will never be allowed to corrupt the BCS—and neither will their joy."
As of press time, Scott had been hospitalized due to nausea and bile scarring in his throat."