Ahhh Yes, You Can Always Expect Something Colorful From Julian Tavarez

[UNHWildCats]

"Why did I sign with the Nationals?" Tavárez said on Sunday. "When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me."

[mcveyrl]

"Why did I sign with the Nationals?" Tavárez said on Sunday. "When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me."

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[LeopardFan04]

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[minuteman65]

If only he had been a good pitcher... what a character.

[bandl]

"Why did I sign with the Nationals?" Tavárez said on Sunday. "When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me."

Who?

[mcveyrl]

Who?

He's a new pitcher for your fat a$$ baseball team...

[bandl]

He's a new pitcher for your fat a$$ baseball team...

But it says the Nat's up there...my team is the O's... xconfusedx

same difference I guess, since they both suck fat ass.... xnodx xsmhx

[mcveyrl]

But it says the Nat's up there...my team is the O's... xconfusedx

same difference I guess, since they both suck fat ass.... xnodx xsmhx

Wow. I woulda just stuck with "Yea, I like the Nats."

As a Braves fan, I can't say much.

[bandl]

Wow. I woulda just stuck with "Yea, I like the Nats."

As a Braves fan, I can't say much.

You were actually right to begin with, I'm a fan of both. But when push comes to shove, I'm definitely a fan of the O's over the Nat's. I grew up with Cal, Eddie, Earl, etc. You know, back when they were a respectable organization. xsmhx

But seriously...who is this guy? What has he done before signing with the Nat's?

[mcveyrl]

You were actually right to begin with, I'm a fan of both. But when push comes to shove, I'm definitely a fan of the O's over the Nat's. I grew up with Cal, Eddie, Earl, etc. You know, back when they were a respectable organization. xsmhx

But seriously...who is this guy? What has he done before signing with the Nat's?

The name is familiar, but I could not point out his accomplishments.

That's probably why he digs the fat chicks. It probably won't garner him any support in the locker room, though.

[Ivytalk]

Tavarez's tats are more impressive than his mediocre pitching career. "Shallow Tav" should be happy to find a 600-pounder who looks like J-Lo (who's probably over 200 herself by now).xpeacex

[UNHWildCats]

You were actually right to begin with, I'm a fan of both. But when push comes to shove, I'm definitely a fan of the O's over the Nat's. I grew up with Cal, Eddie, Earl, etc. You know, back when they were a respectable organization. xsmhx

But seriously...who is this guy? What has he done before signing with the Nat's?
well he was with the Red Sox before... One time Manny was petting him

Sadly all video traces of that are gone because MLB made youtube and other places remove it... Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo couldnt stop laughing for like 5 minutes...

http://www.survivinggrady.com/uploaded_images/pat-790026.jpg

There was also that time Tavarez punched a Devil Ray in the face at home plate

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/tavares0328.jpg

http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/uploaded_images/down-795719.jpg


Then there was the time Yankee fans were heckling him.... in the end they asked him to hit Jason Giambi and knock the steroids out of him xlolxxlolxxlolxxlolx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtIBbfBaTNE&eurl=http://blog.masslive.com/redsoxmonster/2007/06/video_heckling_the_wild_and_cr.html&feature=player_embedded

[UNHWildCats]

The name is familiar, but I could not point out his accomplishments.

That's probably why he digs the fat chicks. It probably won't garner him any support in the locker room, though.
He's got 19 more career wins then Carl Pavano xlolxxlolxxlolxxlolx

http://www.baseball-reference.com/t/tavarju01.shtml

[mcveyrl]

He's got 19 more career wins then Carl Pavano xlolxxlolxxlolxxlolx

http://www.baseball-reference.com/t/tavarju01.shtml

And I've had sex with more women than you. xeyebrowx

Neither stat means that I or Julian Tavarez won't, at some point, be relegated to trolling the club at 4 in the morning. :D

[minuteman65]

You were actually right to begin with, I'm a fan of both. But when push comes to shove, I'm definitely a fan of the O's over the Nat's. I grew up with Cal, Eddie, Earl, etc. You know, back when they were a respectable organization. xsmhx

But seriously...who is this guy? What has he done before signing with the Nat's?

He's co-owner of the title "Ugliest Man in Baseball" (along with Jorge Cantu).

[Ivytalk]

He's co-owner of the title "Ugliest Man in Baseball" (along with Jorge Cantu).

And Jim Mecir.xpeacex

[UNHWildCats]

And Jim Mecir.xpeacex
lets not forget Hideki Matsui... if this dude was the last asian guy on the planet, I would have to go for latinos or something xlolxxlolxxlolx

http://www.fanunity.com/matsui/images/hideki_matsui.jpg