Favorite Player's Name

[appstate1998]

Which player do you really love hearing the announcers call out.

For me it's Furman's Uhaa. During the Ga Southern game it was funny hearing the announcer go HOOO WAHH with a first down.

[hawkeye]

Sione Fale'ofa - UT Martin Skyhawk linebacker. Favors and has the hair out of the helmet like Troy Polamalu with the Steelers. Eastern Kentucky fans will oohh and ahhh about him this Saturday.

[Eight Legger]

I like Scott Sicko of UNH... A headline writer's dream.

[CatFan22]

Ryan Force. Former MSU safety.

[Hoyadestroya85]

Osayi Osunde

[813Jag]

From last season:
Efe Osawemwenze (Southern) haven't heard it pronounced the same twice. xlolx

[ToTheLeft]

Our PA guy and his southern drawl makes most of the names pretty fun.

Couple of my favorites...

"Spen-sah Lahndis"
"Rashad Jennins"

And then just his announcements, the way he says some things are just funny. And sometimes he gets really excited when he starts the "first down" announcement and it get's pretty ridiculous.

[blueballs]

Great GSU names from the past:

Earthwind Moreland
Zzream Walden
Kiwaukee Thomas
Arkee Thompson
Voncielles Allen

[Seven Would Be Nice]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/PROUPNOOB/football-jersey-lastnames.jpg

[813Jag]

Sir Edward Staten, Southern U.

[Seven Would Be Nice]

http://www.trojanwire.com/images/moore_goode_dick.jpg

[CSUBUCDAD]

Josh Warrior Buc LB

[Seven Would Be Nice]

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/coco_crisp_autograph.jpg

[Eaglesrus]

I like Dio Herrara, our senior O-lineman this year. What I really like about it is that Dio is short for Diogenes.

[Screamin_Eagle174]

Greg Peach everytime he gets another sack!

[R3TRO]

I like Scott Sicko of UNH... A headline writer's dream.

2nd that.... not a bad TE either, lives up to his name. xthumbsupx

[phoenixphanatic21]

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/coco_crisp_autograph.jpg

Where's Milton Bradley?

[gbhmt]

Fans at Washington-Griz always used to boo whenever Adam Boomer made a tackle.

[TheValleyRaider]

Colgate Safety Uzi Idah

[Grizzaholic]

Where's Milton Bradley?

Playing board games and doing puzzles.

[Grizalltheway]

I was always a fan of Jefferson Heidelberger (but I guess that's just the Kraut in me.:p )

[appstate1998]

going away from players....how often does tv butcher you teams name.....

Does Appalachian lead this or are other team names butchered constantly.....I love when Lou Holtz talks about us because he gets it right.....but I hate hearing App-uh-lae-shian State

[Silenoz]

Levander Segars. Would get the crowd chanting

[appstate1998]

I don't know how the guys do it when people chant their name. When I went to App the only time I was on the field during a game was during Homecoming when I was on homecoming court. I was the only greek on the court and all the fraternities and sororties were chanting my name and I got goose bumps and chills all over.

[I Bleed Purple]

There was a team, I think Western State, a D-II school, that had an individual with the name Sur Render.

[FCS_pwns_FBS]

CoCo Hillary xnodx
And Brian Quick

[PantherRob82]

http://www.trojanwire.com/images/moore_goode_dick.jpg

photoshopped xnonox

Moore is off center, goode and dick are not bolded like Moore. xlolx

[beauvighn]

Who would name their child CoCo? Sounds like someone got caught in the middle of a sneeze when giving his name for the birth certificate xlolx .

I'm sure he's probably on the deans list too.

[Reign of Terrier]

Who would name their child CoCo? Sounds like someone got caught in the middle of a sneeze when giving his name for the birth certificate xlolx .

I'm sure he's probably on the deans list too.

more like they were coocoo for coco puffs!!xlolx xlolx xlolx

[Skjellyfetti]

Who would name their child CoCo?

It's a nickname...

His given first name is Cicory. xlolx

[Applete]

Who would name their child CoCo? Sounds like someone got caught in the middle of a sneeze when giving his name for the birth certificate xlolx .

I'm sure he's probably on the deans list too.

Coco is his nickname, his real name is Cickory. No Joke.

[Applete]

It's a nickname...

His given first name is Cicory. xlolx


You beat me to it.

[beauvighn]

Coco is his nickname, his real name is Cickory. No Joke.

Cickory like hickory except with a "C".... Oh well, that changes everything then...xlolx xlolx

[siuham]

I always liked Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala. (foo-uh-ma-too ma-ah-fall-uh)

One bad Ma'afala

[MaroonMafia]

I remember two DT's from West Virginia (I think) that were named Dingle & Berry; pretty funny seeing them stand next to each other...Also, there was a guy (I can't remember where he played) that was named Luscious Pussey...

[I Bleed Purple]

I always liked Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala. (foo-uh-ma-too ma-ah-fall-uh)

One bad Ma'afala

Shut your mouth!

[UNI Pike]

Epiphany Woodson - Miami (FL) women's BB guard & all american

[T-Dog]

Our punter is Neil Young.

When he has a lackluster game, we just blame it on his decades of substance abuse problems. xnodx

[DTSpider]

UR had a player Ryan Beers a couple of years ago. Who wouldn't want a jersey with Beers on the back?

[phoenixphanatic21]

Current Elon Player: Scott Riddle
Past Elon Players: Chad Nkang (Do you have any idea how fun it is to scream NKANG?)
And then I know we used to have a basketball player who graduated the year before I got here named Chris Porn (it's either Chris or Scottie, I can't remember which)

[GATA]

Coco is his nickname, his real name is Cickory. No Joke.

I like Coco...doesn't his brother Aramis Hillary play QB at South Carolina?

I also like Boss and Champ Bailey...how can those two not be destined for football greatness with names like that? What's funny is they have an older brother...his name is "Greg" or something LOL. I would be pissed if I were him...

[rcny46]

[QUOTE=MaroonMafia;1212220]I remember two DT's from West Virginia (I think) that were named Dingle & Berry; pretty funny seeing them stand next to each other...Also, there was a guy (I can't remember where he played) that was named Luscious Pussey...[/QUOTE

Unbelievable.That name takes the prize.I checked it out,and he played for Eastern Illinois.His last name is actually spelled:Pusey.

[PhoenixSupreme]

Current Elon Player: Scott Riddle
Past Elon Players: Chad Nkang (Do you have any idea how fun it is to scream NKANG?)
And then I know we used to have a basketball player who graduated the year before I got here named Chris Porn (it's either Chris or Scottie, I can't remember which)

It was Chris Porn...you're thinking of Scottie Rice as the other basketball player.

I remember a couple years ago, we played Delaware State and their QB's last name was Doodie or something like that. I cracked up everytime they announced him making a play. Also, the in the prayer from the same game, the pastor said "Thank god for passing wind". Ah, the joy of toilet humor.

While I'm on toilet humor, I always get a chuckle out of saying John David Booty.

[blueballs]

Tennessee had a backup QB a couple of years ago named Jim Bob Cooter.

BCC had a hoops player named Scientific Mapp.

FSU had WR's named DeCody Fagg and Craphonso Thorpe.

LSU had a QB named John David Booty.

[beauvighn]

One of my all time favorites was Minnesota QB Rickey Foggy. I stil say that when it gets foggy outside.

[GATA]

Tennessee had a backup QB a couple of years ago named Jim Bob Cooter.

BCC had a hoops player named Scientific Mapp.

FSU had WR's named DeCody Fagg and Craphonso Thorpe.

LSU had a QB named John David Booty.

Ahh...good ole Jim Bob Cooter. I used to love that guy. I'm pretty sure he's the "all time 3rd string QB." I think the guy was there for 5 years and never once got higher than 3rd on the depth chart.

[blueballs]

Ahh...good ole Jim Bob Cooter. I used to love that guy. I'm pretty sure he's the "all time 3rd string QB." I think the guy was there for 5 years and never once got higher than 3rd on the depth chart.

The UT bookstore had those hideous orange jerseys with the number 15 and COOTER on them and couldn't keep them on the shelves... all the sorority girls had 'em.

Actually the jerseys worked out fine for the coeds... the could wear them to the game on Saturday afternoon, on the street corner Saturday night, deer hunting Sunday, then on the side of the road picking up trash M-F.

[UNIFanSince1983]

Tennessee had a backup QB a couple of years ago named Jim Bob Cooter.

BCC had a hoops player named Scientific Mapp.

FSU had WR's named DeCody Fagg and Craphonso Thorpe.

LSU had a QB named John David Booty.


Actually John David Booty played for USC his brother Josh Booty played for LSU.