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Cleets
October 27th, 2008, 03:04 AM
New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees faced charges of being a socialist today after records show he spread the ball around to 10 different receivers on Sunday.

“Socialism doesn’t work. Drew Brees ‘spread the wealth’ and the Saints still lost,” reads a flier being distributed around New Orleans. “Is this the kind of quarterbacking we need in this difficult part of our schedule?”

Brees completed 21 passes to 10 different receivers in the 30-7 loss to Carolina, none resulting in a touchdown and no receiver made more than five catches or totaled more than 80 yards.

“I am concerned about what Drew Brees is really up to,” said one concerned Saints season ticket holder who wished to conceal his name. “He went to school up north and then he was out west somewhere and then he shows up here and just starts throwing the ball all around. But what do we have to show for it? Same old Saints.”



xpeacex

travelinman67
October 27th, 2008, 03:38 AM
New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees faced charges of being a socialist today after records show he spread the ball around to 10 different receivers on Sunday.

“Socialism doesn’t work. Drew Brees ‘spread the wealth’ and the Saints still lost,” reads a flier being distributed around New Orleans. “Is this the kind of quarterbacking we need in this difficult part of our schedule?”

Brees completed 21 passes to 10 different receivers in the 30-7 loss to Carolina, none resulting in a touchdown and no receiver made more than five catches or totaled more than 80 yards.

“I am concerned about what Drew Brees is really up to,” said one concerned Saints season ticket holder who wished to conceal his name. “He went to school up north and then he was out west somewhere and then he shows up here and just starts throwing the ball all around. But what do we have to show for it? Same old Saints.”



xpeacex

'swhat I keep saying, Hippy. If you give the receivers a opportunity to earn the Z-go to slot, there's a greater chance they'll finish the job and leave the field with a greater sense of self-esteem. This "entitled to a pass" attitude allows them to pull up, which is seamingly unproductive.

Take care of yourself. xcoffeex

UNHWildCats
October 27th, 2008, 11:25 AM
New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees faced charges of being a socialist today after records show he spread the ball around to 10 different receivers on Sunday.

“Socialism doesn’t work. Drew Brees ‘spread the wealth’ and the Saints still lost,” reads a flier being distributed around New Orleans. “Is this the kind of quarterbacking we need in this difficult part of our schedule?”

Brees completed 21 passes to 10 different receivers in the 30-7 loss to Carolina, none resulting in a touchdown and no receiver made more than five catches or totaled more than 80 yards.

“I am concerned about what Drew Brees is really up to,” said one concerned Saints season ticket holder who wished to conceal his name. “He went to school up north and then he was out west somewhere and then he shows up here and just starts throwing the ball all around. But what do we have to show for it? Same old Saints.”



xpeacex

this might have been better posted say last week?

After all the Saints won yesterday and this makes it confusing if you stop after the second paragraph

AZGrizFan
October 27th, 2008, 11:55 AM
this might have been better posted say last week?

After all the Saints won yesterday and this makes it confusing if you stop after the second paragraph

Then don't stop after the second paragraph.


Face it donks. Socialism---in ANY form----doesn't work. Drew Brees is living proof of that. xcoolx xcoolx xcoolx

Appstate29
October 27th, 2008, 11:58 AM
New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees faced charges of being a socialist today after records show he spread the ball around to 10 different receivers on Sunday.

“Socialism doesn’t work. Drew Brees ‘spread the wealth’ and the Saints still lost,” reads a flier being distributed around New Orleans. “Is this the kind of quarterbacking we need in this difficult part of our schedule?”

Brees completed 21 passes to 10 different receivers in the 30-7 loss to Carolina, none resulting in a touchdown and no receiver made more than five catches or totaled more than 80 yards.

“I am concerned about what Drew Brees is really up to,” said one concerned Saints season ticket holder who wished to conceal his name. “He went to school up north and then he was out west somewhere and then he shows up here and just starts throwing the ball all around. But what do we have to show for it? Same old Saints.”



xpeacex

I would say he was using the free market to decide. Whichever receiver was open, he threw the ball too. The beauty of capitalism.

If it was socialism, the coach would come in before the game and say, "Receiver A gets only 4 catches this game, I don't care how open he is the rest of the game, in fact, he might as well do jumping jacks in the endzone and flirt with the cheerleaders. Receiver B gets 4 catches, Receiver C gets 4 catches...so on and so forth."

I win.
xsmiley_wix
xpeacex

Rob Iola
October 27th, 2008, 12:20 PM
this might have been better posted say last week?

After all the Saints won yesterday and this makes it confusing if you stop after the second paragraph
When the Donk Socialists give way to the Donk Communists the Saints "win" that you speak of will be amended in the history/record books to properly reflect the "fact" that they lost...