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UNHWildCats
October 9th, 2008, 12:02 PM
"Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed A poor minor leaguer, barely kept his family fed, Then one day he was swingin at a pitch, And laced a single to right, that clutch son of a bitch!

RBI that is, playoff gold, Red Sox Nation glee.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire, Kinfolk said
"Jed move away from there"
Said "Fenway Park is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Massachusetts, that is. Yuppies, dinks.

Well now its time to say goodbye to Jed and all his friends.
And they would like to thank you folks fer comin to the Fens.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality To watch the Sox crush Tampa Bay in totality

AL pennant that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear? -- To the theme of The Beverly Hillbillies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZp2JcmUU6o), By Mark Foley

UNHWildCats
October 9th, 2008, 12:03 PM
"Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed A poor minor leaguer, barely kept his family fed, Then one day he was swingin at a pitch, And laced a single to right, that clutch son of a bitch!

RBI that is, playoff gold, Red Sox Nation glee.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire, Kinfolk said
"Jed move away from there"
Said "Fenway Park is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Massachusetts, that is. Yuppies, dinks.

Well now its time to say goodbye to Jed and all his friends.
And they would like to thank you folks fer comin to the Fens.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality To watch the Sox crush Tampa Bay in totality

AL pennant that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear? -- To the theme of The Beverly Hillbillies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZp2JcmUU6o), By Mark Foley


And I just noticed.... xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx

So this is what Congressman Foley is up to these days..... sad really.