Nipples on a man...

[Marcus Garvey]

Yup. That's the only analogy I can come up with to summarize the pointlessness of these tickets. Even a beer hat has a semi-practical purpose.

http://www.cubssuckclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/cubs-dreaming-2008.jpg

[dbackjon]

xlolx

[AshevilleApp2]

Oh well. They have a cool ballpark.

[bodoyle]

Oh well. They have a cool ballpark.

You have obviously never been inside that place. Either that, or you love the smell of pi$$, and 80% of the seats being obstructed view seats.

[Cobblestone]

The fat lady hasn't sung yet. If the Cubs perform a miracle and those tickets become valid...this thread will be similar to the "Die Danny Ainge" thread. xwhistlex

[UNHWildCats]

they'll make nice bookmarks :p

[AshevilleApp2]

You have obviously never been inside that place. Either that, or you love the smell of pi$$, and 80% of the seats being obstructed view seats.

You're right, I've never been there. I spent some time at the old Tiger Stadium, so obstructed view seating doesn't bother me much. Do the bleacher bums piss in the stands?? xeekx

[appfan2008]

The fat lady hasn't sung yet. If the Cubs perform a miracle and those tickets become valid...this thread will be similar to the "Die Danny Ainge" thread. xwhistlex

I agree.. it aint over yet... but it sure isnt looking good either...

[bodoyle]

You're right, I've never been there. I spent some time at the old Tiger Stadium, so obstructed view seating doesn't bother me much. Do the bleacher bums piss in the stands?? xeekx

They piss everywhere - that's why it's called the piss barn. Then there is the Piss Diver at Wrigley: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGmrWGBS_8Y

The entire building smells like an outhouse. If you are not in the first 20 rows in the lower bowl, you can not see pop-ups because of the overhang of the upperdeck. If you sit in the bleachers, don't leave during the game b/c you will never get your seat back. Bleacher seats are 1st come, 1st serve, and the lushes out there will not let you back in. If you are a girl, wear layers of clothes b/c the assholes in the stands will grope you as soon as you try to walk by them.

[grizband]

Oh well. They have a cool ballpark.


You have obviously never been inside that place. Either that, or you love the smell of pi$$, and 80% of the seats being obstructed view seats.
If you could not tell, Bodoyle is not a fan of Wrigley. xlolx

[bodoyle]

If you could not tell, Bodoyle is not a fan of Wrigley. xlolx

I guess being subtle doesn't fit me well. lol

No I am not a fan of the place, but unilke 90% of the scrub fans that have never been to the place, I have been there 2x which is 3x too many for this Sox fan.

[spelunker64]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/02/04/sports/04gear.1.190.jpg

[brownbear]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/02/04/sports/04gear.1.190.jpg

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[bodoyle]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/02/04/sports/04gear.1.190.jpg

yours plus, this http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51yyjf6MfZL._AA280_.jpg

and the Hawks and Bulls in one year.

And you thought you were sick of wildkitty's useless threads about an area of the country that noone cares about....:p xnodx

[siuham]

I guess being subtle doesn't fit me well. lol

No I am not a fan of the place, but unilke 90% of the scrub fans that have never been to the place, I have been there 2x which is 3x too many for this Sox fan.

Being subtle isn't your strong point, no. But I'm a cub fan, and I enjoyed it both times I went. My parents were there last night, and they seemed to enjoy it.

It may be a piss pot but it's still a beautiful place on a sunny Saturday afternoon.

Insult bandwagon fans all you want, but leave real fans out of it. There were just as many (if not more) bandwagon Sox fans when they went to the world series, and that happens to every team in every sport when they get a hot streak.

[bodoyle]

Being subtle isn't your strong point, no. But I'm a cub fan, and I enjoyed it both times I went. My parents were there last night, and they seemed to enjoy it.

It may be a piss pot but it's still a beautiful place on a sunny Saturday afternoon.

Insult bandwagon fans all you want, but leave real fans out of it. There were just as many (if not more) bandwagon Sox fans when they went to the world series, and that happens to every team in every sport when they get a hot streak.

There is a difference between getting bandwagon fans after you win the World Series, and fans that are "fans" just b/c they think it's cool to be one.

[patssle]

I've been to Wrigley Field and don't remember any piss smell or the other crap mentioned in this thread.

[siuham]

There is a difference between getting bandwagon fans after you win the World Series, and fans that are "fans" just b/c they think it's cool to be one.

Well I've never seen that around here, but, then again, I'm in Cardinal country, where being anything but a Cards fan is a cardinal sin (pun intended, I'm fscking hilarious.)

All I've been witness to are the few closet 'fans' that peak their heads out whenever 'their' team finally has a decent season.

[Cleets]

They piss everywhere - that's why it's called the piss barn. Then there is the Piss Diver at Wrigley: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGmrWGBS_8Y

The entire building smells like an outhouse. If you are not in the first 20 rows in the lower bowl, you can not see pop-ups because of the overhang of the upperdeck. If you sit in the bleachers, don't leave during the game b/c you will never get your seat back. Bleacher seats are 1st come, 1st serve, and the lushes out there will not let you back in. If you are a girl, wear layers of clothes b/c the assholes in the stands will grope you as soon as you try to walk by them.

Chicago... Sounds like such a "nice town" xoopsx