first week predictions from rivals.com

[DLS]

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=843049

if JMU loses to Duke i will cut my penis off.

[mcveyrl]

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=843049

if JMU loses to Duke i will cut my penis off.

Careful what you promise. I really think that Duke is a new team this year. Doesn't mean I don't think we can win, but would've felt a lot better if they had last year's coach.

[DLS]

players choose to take a scholarship to play at duke to get the degree not win football games.

[Skjellyfetti]

I love how they give short analysis for every single game... except one. xrolleyesx

[appfan2008]

wow that is pretty ignorant... a pretty serious problem for stiuation that is greater than 50/50 against you...

[KiddBrewer]

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=843049

if JMU loses to Duke i will cut my penis off.

is that a promise? i would have gone with a finger or something......Cutcliffe is a solid coach, who can win ball games. Duke has had some pretty solid recruiting classes the last couple years, just no coaching at all. I still predict JMU to win by about 14, but its not out of the question that an ACC team wins a game "they are supposed to win".xcoffeex

[Touchdown Yosef]

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=843049

if JMU loses to Duke i will cut my penis off.

thats pretty bold.

[Screamin_Eagle174]

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=843049

if JMU loses to Duke i will cut my penis off.

If JMU loses to Duke, I will say a prayer for your penis. xprayx

[AppAlum2003]

Talk about pressure... if that's not bulletin board material for Duke, I don't know what is.

"Hey man, wanna make some dude lose his dick?"

[appfan2008]

If JMU loses to Duke, I will say a prayer for your penis. xprayx

dont worry he wont do a damn thing... he is bold prediction loser...

he makes an outrageous statement to get attention which has happened bot he would never do that...

[Aho_Old_Guy]

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=843049

if JMU loses to Duke i will cut my penis off.

Put Loreena Bobbit on speed dial so you don't have to do it yourself xeekx

[DLS]

duke is not gonna turn it around in one summer camp.

yes the penis comment was an over the top statement but i feel the little guy is safe.

[Tribe4SF]

dont worry he wont do a damn thing... he is bold prediction loser...

he makes an outrageous statement to get attention which has happened bot he would never do that...

Scrimp on something and invest in a sense of humor.

My thought on the promise is "GO DUKE!!!":D

[mcveyrl]

Scrimp on something and invest in a sense of humor.

My thought on the promise is "GO DUKE!!!":D

Seriously, the game just became a win-win.

If we lose, the first thing I'm gonna do is turn to my buddy and say, "Well, at least that guy has to cut off his johnson."

[elon77]

xnodx
thats pretty bold.

Maybe he mean't cut out peanutsxnodx

[DLS]

crap.

i run my stupid mouth and now i have to watch this game. can i get this game over the internet somehow?

[Lehigh Football Nation]

http://www.championshipsubdivisionnews.com/?title=fcs-games-on-tv-streaming-on-internet-we-2008&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1

The "Johnson Game" is not on TV, you'll have to settle for audio:

http://www.goduke.com/SportSelect.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=4200&KEY=&SPID=1843&SPSID=22666

[JohnStOnge]

if JMU loses to Duke i will cut my penis off.

That's a bit much. I think you should take that back.

[Touchdown Yosef]

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=843049

if JMU loses to Duke i will cut my penis off.

I just thought this thread might need a bump...

[Uncle Buck]

Ouch

[Eight Legger]

Do you App guys still fear JMU? My prediction: App 42, JMU 20.

[Touchdown Yosef]

Do you App guys still fear JMU? My prediction: App 42, JMU 20.

I will have to getting a larger sample size from both teams before I make my prediction. I am extremely disappointed with JMU's performance yesterday but they played very similar against UNC last year and still had a successful year. Still looking forward to the game but I do feel slightly better about the match up, but don't think I am sleeping on JMU.

[ChickenMan]

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=843049




if JMU loses to Duke i will cut my penis off.



http://www.blogography.com/photos16/DavePenis.gif


xeekx :D xlolx

[Screamin_Eagle174]

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I just thought this thread might need a bump...

xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx

I was looking for it to give it a bump also... too drunk and couldn't remember where it was posted... lol.

Let's reconstruct this thread with Smilies...
xreadx xrulesx xblahblahx xtwocentsx xconfusedx xnonox xwhistlex xbangx xhurrayx xchinscratchx xsmashx xsmashx xsmashx xsplatx xscanx xthumbsdownx

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[phoenixphanatic21]

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=843049

if JMU loses to Duke i will cut my penis off.

Ouch. Well I hope you had some fun times with it. I'm sure you will miss it.

[Seawolf97]

crap.

i run my stupid mouth and now i have to watch this game. can i get this game over the internet somehow?

Ang how many steak knives are in the mail this morningxcoffeex

[DLS]

its official. i am a woman.

only way to re-attach my appendage now is for app to completely blow out the dukes.

[furman94]

Wow... What did you do with the schmeckle? You should send it to AE :D!

[BeauFoster]

Wow... What did you do with the schmeckle? You should send it to AE :D!

He should probably send it to Mickey, with a note that says "Thanks a lot. I didn't want this anyway!" xlolx

[AppAlum2003]

Wow... What did you do with the schmeckle? You should send it to AE :D!

Ha! You're going to stand in the pocket and take hits from 280-lb LSU linemen? Very uncalled-for comment. xsmhxxmadx

[furman94]

It was a joke! Lighten up Francis! I respect AE as one of the best QB's EVER in the FCS, and as a possible dark horse Heisman. :D

[mcveyrl]

He should probably send it to Mickey, with a note that says "Thanks a lot. I didn't want this anyway!" xlolx

That's my only explanation for the coaching on Saturday.

Somebody said, "Hey Mickey, you lose, some guy cuts off his junk."

It was all over then.

[BeauFoster]

That's my only explanation for the coaching on Saturday.

Somebody said, "Hey Mickey, you lose, some guy cuts off his junk."

It was all over then.

Mickey finally gets one over on ASU!!!








:p

[Bearkats94]

if JMU loses to Duke i will cut my penis off.

Well we can call him shortly then.

[GeeWiz]

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=843049

if JMU loses to Duke i will cut my penis off.

Did you do it yourself or enlist Lorena Bobbit?

http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2008/06/25/image4208376g.jpg = http://www.buzzle.com/pix/illustrations/scissors.gif

xlolx

[Col Hogan]

Has anyone checked local hospitals????

[windwalker]

its official. i am a woman.

only way to re-attach my appendage now is for app to completely blow out the dukes.

Don't worry, he held it with one hand, and there wasn't enough room to get the knife in...

He is still safely small... xsmiley_wix xsmiley_wix xsmiley_wix xsmiley_wix

[Seawolf97]

This JMU group is tough. What if you lose again what is the next body part
to go in a Hefty Bag?xlolx