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terrierbob
August 25th, 2008, 08:40 AM
For you Southern fans:

15% OF THE UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING THE
PAST YEAR .

THE JOKES ARE FLOWING ....

A lady in Athens calls 911.
Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think
he's going to rob me!'

The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
__________________________________________________ ______

Q: What is Mark Rich's biggest concern?

A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
__________________________________________________ ___
< BR>Q: What do you call a drug ring in Athens ?

A: A huddle
__________________________________________________ ___

Q: Four Georgia players are in a car, who's driving?

A: The police
__________________________________________________ __

Q: Why can't most of the UGAg players get into a huddle on the field?

A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
__________________________________________________

The University of Ga team has adopted a new Honor System:
'Yes,your Honor; No, your Honor'.
__________________________________________________ ___

The Dogs are hoping for an undefeated season this year....
11 Arrests, 0 convictions.
__________________________________________________ ____

Q: How did the Dogs spend the first week of Spring Training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights

appfan2008
August 25th, 2008, 09:43 AM
For you Southern fans:

15% OF THE UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING THE
PAST YEAR .

THE JOKES ARE FLOWING ....

A lady in Athens calls 911.
Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think
he's going to rob me!'

The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
__________________________________________________ ______

Q: What is Mark Rich's biggest concern?

A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
__________________________________________________ ___
< BR>Q: What do you call a drug ring in Athens ?

A: A huddle
__________________________________________________ ___

Q: Four Georgia players are in a car, who's driving?

A: The police
__________________________________________________ __

Q: Why can't most of the UGAg players get into a huddle on the field?

A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
__________________________________________________

The University of Ga team has adopted a new Honor System:
'Yes,your Honor; No, your Honor'.
__________________________________________________ ___

The Dogs are hoping for an undefeated season this year....
11 Arrests, 0 convictions.
__________________________________________________ ____

Q: How did the Dogs spend the first week of Spring Training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights

xlolx xlolx xsmhx xlolx xlolx
it is pretty pathetic but it is pretty funny too...

mistersykes
August 25th, 2008, 02:36 PM
These are great. Loved this one:

"A lady in Athens calls 911.
Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think
he's going to rob me!'

The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'":D

Ivytalk
August 25th, 2008, 04:05 PM
Are any of those recycled from some of those old Miami Hurricanes teams?

Hood
August 26th, 2008, 06:43 AM
I was just telling these to my coworkers subbing UGA with LSU and Athens with Baton Rouge. Sadly not as funny but it gets my point across :D