terrierbob
August 25th, 2008, 08:40 AM
For you Southern fans:
15% OF THE UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING THE
PAST YEAR .
THE JOKES ARE FLOWING ....
A lady in Athens calls 911.
Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think
he's going to rob me!'
The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
__________________________________________________ ______
Q: What is Mark Rich's biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
__________________________________________________ ___
< BR>Q: What do you call a drug ring in Athens ?
A: A huddle
__________________________________________________ ___
Q: Four Georgia players are in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
__________________________________________________ __
Q: Why can't most of the UGAg players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
__________________________________________________
The University of Ga team has adopted a new Honor System:
'Yes,your Honor; No, your Honor'.
__________________________________________________ ___
The Dogs are hoping for an undefeated season this year....
11 Arrests, 0 convictions.
__________________________________________________ ____
Q: How did the Dogs spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights
15% OF THE UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING THE
PAST YEAR .
THE JOKES ARE FLOWING ....
A lady in Athens calls 911.
Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think
he's going to rob me!'
The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
__________________________________________________ ______
Q: What is Mark Rich's biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
__________________________________________________ ___
< BR>Q: What do you call a drug ring in Athens ?
A: A huddle
__________________________________________________ ___
Q: Four Georgia players are in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
__________________________________________________ __
Q: Why can't most of the UGAg players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
__________________________________________________
The University of Ga team has adopted a new Honor System:
'Yes,your Honor; No, your Honor'.
__________________________________________________ ___
The Dogs are hoping for an undefeated season this year....
11 Arrests, 0 convictions.
__________________________________________________ ____
Q: How did the Dogs spend the first week of Spring Training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights