Pitcher throws No-Hitter while on LSD

[MaximumBobcat]

Hahaha, that is awesome.

http://www.sirbacon.org/4membersonly/docellis.htm

[Grizzaholic]

that is great.

[AshevilleApp2]

Aah, those crazy days of the '70's.

[brownbear]

I've heard the story before and always loved it!!

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[Marcus Garvey]

Big deal! I'm sure plenty of Mormons have thrown no-hitters! xnodx


















xthumbsupx

[Ivytalk]

Ah, Dock Ellis! The same guy who threw the All-Star Game pitch that Reggie Jackson hit into the right-field light standard in old Tiger Stadium. One of the longest HRs ever hit that would still be going if it hadn't hit that tower. Dock was probably stoned out of his gourd for that one, too.xnodx

[HiHiYikas]

Folk Singer Chuck Brodsky has a ballad about this. It's an awesome song, part of a compilations of songs he wrote about baseball. Most of the subjects - Like Eddie Klepp, the white Negro-Leaguer - are fairly obscure.

It was a lovely summer’s morning (http://www.chuckbrodsky.com/lyrics.html#TBB)
An off-day in LA
So thought one Dock Ellis
As he would later say
His girlfriend read the paper
She said, “Dock, this can’t be right...
It says here that you’re pitching
In San Diego tonight”

“Got to get you to the airport”
And so off Dock Ellis flew
His legs were a little bit wobbly
And the rest of him was too
Took a taxi to the ballpark
An hour before the game
Gave some half-assed explanation
Found the locker with his name

Time came to go on out there
Down the corridor
The walls were a little bit wavy
There were ripples in the floor
He went out to the bullpen
To do a bunch of stretches
Loosen up a little
Throw his warm-up pitches

All rose for the national anthem
People took off their hats
Fireworks were exploding
The cokes were already going flat
Dock was back there in the dugout
So many things to watch
Some players spit tobacco juice
Others grabbed their crotch

The umpire hollered, “Play Ball!”
And so it came to be
Dock’s Pirates batted first
And when they went down 1-2-3
Dock’s catcher put his mask on
And he handed Dock the ball
It was 327 feet
To the right & left field walls

The Pirates took the field then
And Dock stood on the rubber
He bounced a couple of pitches
And then he bounced a couple others
You might say about that day
He looked a little wild
The lead-off batter trembled
Nobody knew why Dock Ellis smiled

You walk 8 and you hit a guy
The things that people shout...
Especially your manager
But he didn’t take Dock out
Dock found himself a rythym
And a crazy little spin
Amazing things would happen
When Dock Ellis zeroed in

Sometimes he saw the catcher
Sometimes he did not
Sometimes he held a beach balll
Other times it was a dot
Dock was tossing comets
That were leaving trails of glitter
At the 7th inning stretch
He still had a no-hitter

So he turned to Cash, his buddy
Said, “I got a no-no going”
Speaking the unspeakable
He went back out there throwing
Bottom of the ninth
& He stood high upon the mound
3 more outs to go
He’d have his name in Cooperstown

First up was Cannizzaro
Who flied out to Alou
Kelly grounded out for Dean
The shortstop yelled, “That’s two”
It must’ve been a mad house
The fans upon their feet
The littler ones among them
Standing on their seats

Next up would’ve been Herbel
But Spezio pinch-hit
He took a 3rd strike looking
And officially, that was it
It was a lovely summer’s morning
An off-day in LA
So thought one Dock Ellis
As he would later say