The five stages of Patriots grief

[Thunderstruck84]

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http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/080204&sportCat=nfl&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab5pos1

Hilarious read!

I really hate to pile on the Patriots like this though........ wait a second, no I don't.

[mlbowl]

What's with having Gisele there watching from a luxury box? She shouldn't have been there. Actually, no. She should have been there. On the field. Playing for you. I'm sure her 72-pound body could have withstood the pass rush better than you, nancy boy. You're dead to me, Tom Brady. (Although I will be open to impassioned, aggressive make-up sex. Call me.)



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[andy7171]

"I've spent the past five months of my life telling everyone I know how great the Patriots are and how much their team sucks. I've called radio shows. TV shows. Written countless words on Internet message boards."

Pretty much sums up why I am piling on Patriot Fan right now. They were pretty much out of control all year long. Just desserts!

[CollegeSportsInfo]

What's with having Gisele there watching from a luxury box? She shouldn't have been there. Actually, no. She should have been there. On the field. Playing for you. I'm sure her 72-pound body could have withstood the pass rush better than you, nancy boy. You're dead to me, Tom Brady. (Although I will be open to impassioned, aggressive make-up sex. Call me.)



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I wasn't surprised when in typical 80's movie fashion, Gisele broke up with Tom and headed to the Giants locker room to meet up with her new beau, Eli.

[UNHWildCats]

I went through it fast though I never got to 3 and 4 went from 2 to 5... took all of about 10 minutes and then I realized Pitchers and Catchers report in 10 days.

[UNHWildCats]

What's with having Gisele there watching from a luxury box? She shouldn't have been there. Actually, no. She should have been there. On the field. Playing for you. I'm sure her 72-pound body could have withstood the pass rush better than you, nancy boy. You're dead to me, Tom Brady. (Although I will be open to impassioned, aggressive make-up sex. Call me.)



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I don't know if its true but I read somewhere yesterday that Gisele had said before that if the Giants beat the Patriots she would run through Manhattan nude.

Apparently yesterday she backed off that saying if anyone needed to see her nude right now it was Tom.

[andy7171]

I went through it fast though I never got to 3 and 4 went from 2 to 5... took all of about 10 minutes and then I realized Pitchers and Catchers report in 10 days.

For some reason, this made me laugh, coming from who it did. :D

[UNHWildCats]

For some reason, this made me laugh, coming from who it did. :D
I wouldnt mind if the asian olympic team pitchers and catchers reported to my house next week ;)

[LacesOut]

Very good, very funny.

I like this........My entire identity and self-worth hinges on the ability to act smug about the supposed supremacy of Boston's sports teams, as though I had something to do with their performance on the field.

[grizband]

The 6th state of Patriots grief is:
http://lougrozaaward.com/images/speakers/MerMorrisHelmet.jpg
Now Mercury Morris will never shut up. xrotatehx

[slycat]

thats some funny stuff right there

[UNHWildCats]

The 6th state of Patriots grief is:
http://lougrozaaward.com/images/speakers/MerMorrisHelmet.jpg
Now Mercury Morris will never shut up. xrotatehx

Whats the saying? Wait til next year!

[yorkcountyUNHfan]

thats some funny stuff right there



If your a non-pats fan living in New England it even funnier.
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[Peems]

Gallo is a clever man

[Ivytalk]

Good article! If the Red Sox tank it this year, will there be a regional day of mourning?

[Marcus Garvey]

Not in Southie are these the stages of grief. There the stages are as follows:
1) Drink
2) Drink
3) Drink until *****faced
4) Keep drinkin' yah peckah-head!
5) Switch to beer, can't keep drinkin' the hahd stuff!