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Cobblestone
December 27th, 2007, 09:12 AM
I'm a Patriots fan, always have been, but this guy takes it over the cliff.
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This guy is the latest winner of Patriots fan of the year
December 20, 2007

Calling Pat Noone uncommonly committed to the New England Patriots would be an
understatement. Consider this: For more than 30 years, Noone has been driving to
games at Foxborough from his home in - wait for it - Pennsylvania. The trip from
the Poconos typically takes 5 1/2 hours, but in bad weather, Noone, an executive
at the DG Yuengling & Son Brewery, can be on the road for up to 10 hours - and
that's one way. But, wait, there's more. Noone's wedding ring has a Patriots
logo on it, and he's installed a 1,200-pound wooden bear wearing a Pats jersey
in his front yard. The house he shares with his long-suffering wife has a
replica of the Pats locker room, and it even includes a urinal. No wonder Noone
was chosen from among 625 nominees as this year's Bank of America/New England
Patriots Fan of the Year. We talked to him yesterday.


Q. Being recognized like this must be a treat.

A. I'm ecstatic and grateful. It's one of the highlights of my life.

Q. Don't let your wife hear you say that.

A. Oh, she'll understand. When we got married, I put a stipulation on it. I
told her, 'The Pats are No. 1 and you'll be No. 2.' I told her if she can accept
those terms, great, and if not, I'll understand and we can go along just being
friends.

Q. And?

A. She had to think about it for a little while. She came back and said, 'How
long is football season?' I told her about training camp and the draft. . . I
told her she could be No. 1 for the month of May. She said, 'You got a deal.'
She's a cool gal.

Q. You've delivered Yuengling beer to Dan Koppen a few times.

A. Yeah, after a game once, I saw a guy with a Yuengling hat on and I said,
'As big as you are, you should be playing for the Patriots.' It was Dan Koppen.
He likes the beer, but we don't distribute it in New England yet, so I bring him
cases.

Q. What's with the giant wooden bear?

A. My wife had it made for me. It's a custom-made 9-foot bear cut from a piece
of oak. She had it painted with a New England Patriots uniform No. 52. That's
for my favorite player, Ted Johnson.

Q. Was it really necessary to put a urinal in the locker room? Don't you have
a bathroom in your house?

A. When we were building the house, my wife asked what style I'd like. I drew
the dimensions for my Patriots room and my locker room and told her she could
design the rest.

Q. But a urinal?

A. When I go to the bathroom, I want to step up to a urinal. Every male who
visits the locker room wishes they had one.

Q. What sets you apart from the other Fan of the Year nominees?

A. I'd say my passion and commitment and dedication to the Patriots. I walk
the walk on a daily basis.

spelunker64
December 27th, 2007, 09:21 AM
Sweet, every man-cave should have a urinal

Ivytalk
December 27th, 2007, 10:44 AM
What a whackjob. I'm sure every team has fans like that, however.xsmhx

Touchdown Yosef
December 28th, 2007, 02:53 PM
I was watching some sports fanatic show and they highlighted a family that makes it to all the Tennesse Vols football games and they live in Orange County California. That is dedication, and way too much money.

th0m
December 28th, 2007, 03:04 PM
A urinal in your house is pretty sweet. Couldn't care less about the rest of the stuff.