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mountain_man
November 29th, 2007, 02:14 PM
Charlotte, NC (AP)- A seven year old Charlotte boy was at the center of a Mecklenburg County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody laws and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy suprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Carolina Panthers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

bamamountaineer1013
November 29th, 2007, 02:21 PM
xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx

They really do suck though...

lizrdgizrd
November 29th, 2007, 02:31 PM
sad, but true. xbawlingx

UNHFan99
November 29th, 2007, 02:32 PM
Old Joke. but decent none the less.

Peems
December 1st, 2007, 01:11 AM
Old Joke. but decent none the less.

Yeah. When Montana State went 0-11 it was the official joke of the year.