MR. CHICKEN
November 23rd, 2007, 10:41 PM
STOLE DAT TITLE....FROM UH FAN WHO HAD A PLACARD FO' DUH ESPN...CAMERAS...........YEAH....MAH HENS...DISMANTLED....DUH HORNETS....(AS ALL HEN FANS EXPECTED).....BUT AS AH HAVE HAD TIME....TA DIGEST.....DUH EPIC.......INTRA FIRST STATE BATTLE.....AH REALIZE......DAT DELAWARE STATE....HAD TA START SOMEWHERE......DAT SOMEWHERE......WAS DERE FIRST APPERANCE.....INTA DUH 16 TEAM FIELD.....DEY WERE CLEARLY OUTMATCHED......BUT DEY WERE IN DELAWARE STADIUM.....B/CAUSE DUH NCAA RULES.....VIA....MEAC CONFERENCE CHAMPS.....PUNCHED DERE TICKET......TA-DAY....COACH LAVAN....AN' HIS HORNETS....LEARNED.....WHAT IT TAKES TA PLAY.....WHIFF DUH BIG GUYS............DIS WASN'T DERE THIRD O' FOURFF SHOWIN'.....WE ALL HAVE TA START SOMEPLACE IN LIFE....BE IT...SCHOOL.....UH DATE......UH JOB....UH MARRIAGE........SURE DERE WAS SOME TRASH ON DUH FIELD....BUT AH'VE SEEN MADISON/RICHMOND/'NOVA...etc......SEASONED PLAY-OFF TEAMS..COME IN WHIFF DAT STUFF...(IT'S WHAT FOOTBALL TEAMS DO)....DERE WAS AN OCCASIONAL DEL STATE FAN/DELAWARE FAN....IMBROILED IN TESTY CONFRONTATION.......BUT FO' UH GAME...LARGELY PROMOTED....BAH RACE/CULTURE/ETHNIC BACKGROUND....DIS GAME WAS PLAYED WHIFF SPORTSMANSHIP...ON DUH TURF...AN' IN DUH STANDS.........DUH SQWADS GATHERED AT MIDFIELD....AT DUH GUN....SHAKIN' HANDS.....DIS WAS NO MIAMI/NOTRE DAME......AH HAD DUH HORNETS...IN MAH PRESEASON...POLL.....AS AH READ 'BOUT DERE RECRUITS/TRANSFERS......AH THOUGHT DEY'D BE GOOD......APPARENTLY REAL GOOD......TA GO 10-1.......AN' AS DUH SUN SANK.......OVERAH DUH HOME SIDE STANDS.....SCORE OUTTAH HAND.....AH SAW DUH STATE LADS......SHAKIN' HANDS/HUGGIN'/HOLDIN' EACH OTHERAH UP......AN' THOUGHT....ONE O' LIFE'S LESSONS WAS LEARNED....(AS COACHES..ALWAYS PROCLAIM..FOOTBALL PREPARES YA FO')..........AN' YA KNOW........AH KINDAH FELT...FO' 'EM........CAUSE MAH HENS...HAVE BEEN ON DUH SHORT END..O' DAT STICK..........AH SAW DELAWARE STATE ON TV...(DUH FUMBLE RETURN GAME WHIFF MO' STATE).......AN' AH'M REAL HAPPY TA HAVE SEEN 'EM IN PERSON.....xnodx...BRAWK!