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November 7th, 2007, 08:55 AM
Tireless Patriots Fans To Continue Being Obnoxious A-Holes During Bye Week
The 9-0 New England Patriots have a bye on Sunday, but fans of the best team in football do not take time off and instead plan to continue on this week with their unchecked douchebaggery. “The team has a week off, but being a Patriots fan is a 24/7/365 job,” said season ticket holder Mikey O’Malley. “There is no time to rest. You have to take any and all opportunities to gloat to fans of other teams and tell them how much their teams suck. In fact, bye weeks are the best for this because it frees us up to watch other teams play, thereby reminding us how freaking awesome and unbeatable the Pats are in comparison.”
Patriots fan John Moynahan says he plans to spend the bye week trolling other teams’ message boards to remind them how lucky they are that they aren’t playing the Patriots this week.
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The 9-0 New England Patriots have a bye on Sunday, but fans of the best team in football do not take time off and instead plan to continue on this week with their unchecked douchebaggery. “The team has a week off, but being a Patriots fan is a 24/7/365 job,” said season ticket holder Mikey O’Malley. “There is no time to rest. You have to take any and all opportunities to gloat to fans of other teams and tell them how much their teams suck. In fact, bye weeks are the best for this because it frees us up to watch other teams play, thereby reminding us how freaking awesome and unbeatable the Pats are in comparison.”
Patriots fan John Moynahan says he plans to spend the bye week trolling other teams’ message boards to remind them how lucky they are that they aren’t playing the Patriots this week.
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