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D1B
November 5th, 2007, 02:40 PM
is the fattest MF'er on the planet. Dude reminds me of Veruca Salt - the chick that turns into a blueberry in Willy Wonka.
brownbear
November 5th, 2007, 03:09 PM
http://bigrednetwork.com/archives/images/2006/09/mangino.jpg

Wow, he is fat! Anyone know how much he weighs? I tried looking it up and all I could find were guesses ranging from 350 to 420 pounds.
bandl
November 5th, 2007, 03:11 PM
http://bigrednetwork.com/archives/images/2006/09/mangino.jpg

Wow, he is fat! Anyone know how much he weighs? I tried looking it up and all I could find were guesses ranging from 350 to 420 pounds.

Each boob has to weight 80 pounds alone. xsmhx
bluehenbillk
November 5th, 2007, 03:56 PM
He's on the Charlie Weis diet.
citdog
November 5th, 2007, 03:57 PM
http://bigrednetwork.com/archives/images/2006/09/mangino.jpg

Wow, he is fat! Anyone know how much he weighs? I tried looking it up and all I could find were guesses ranging from 350 to 420 pounds.


HE'S A CAP'N CAT DOPPELGANGER!
D1B
November 5th, 2007, 04:11 PM
HE'S A CAP'N CAT DOPPELGANGER!

No **** Dog. A couple weeks ago Cap'n & I were watching KU and A&M. They cut to a picture of Mangione, I told Cap'n he lost 70 or 80 lbs. he could be in great shape like Mangione. He feigned laughter but our mother laughed her ass off. It really aint funny...
brownbear
November 5th, 2007, 04:15 PM
He's on the Charlie Weis diet.

Yeah, he ATE Charlie Weis!
D1B
November 5th, 2007, 04:18 PM
He's on the Charlie Weis diet.

Yeah:

Breakfast: A tub of cookie dough with a side of baby back ribs.
Lunch: 57 ea. deep fried pork chops and a bowl of lard with a hair in it.
Dinner: A two year old child dipped in tapioca pudding.
Midnight Snack: A sack of wolve's nipple chips and a water buffalo (skinned and gutted)
OB55
November 5th, 2007, 04:21 PM
Morning loads were actually pinched two days ago. xeekxxeekxxeekx
Mountain Panther
November 5th, 2007, 04:25 PM
http://bigrednetwork.com/archives/images/2006/09/mangino.jpg

Wow, he is fat! Anyone know how much he weighs? I tried looking it up and all I could find were guesses ranging from 350 to 420 pounds.

He ain't seen his ding-a-ling in years. He also doesn't eat ANYTHING unless it's deep-fried, then dipped in chocolate. AND he puts butter on his pizza.......and in his coffee.
FargoBison
November 5th, 2007, 04:35 PM
I'm suprised he didn't have the big one after this.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmAYpAzNB34
Mountain Panther
November 5th, 2007, 04:38 PM
I'm suprised he didn't have the big one after this.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmAYpAzNB34

I do like how he b*tched him out for hot-doggin'.
Pards Rule
November 5th, 2007, 04:52 PM
WOW! What a come down from scoring the TD..That dude looked like he just wanted to get away! Southwest should use the clip - bleeping out the cusswords.
brownbear
November 5th, 2007, 05:09 PM
He ain't seen his ding-a-ling in years. He also doesn't eat ANYTHING unless it's deep-fried, then dipped in chocolate. AND he puts butter on his pizza.......and in his coffee.

From the Simpsons:

Dr. Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously
underweighted individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow
steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.
Homer: [pensive] Of course.
Nick: [points to a chart] You'll want to focus on the neglected
food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group
and the chocotastic!
Homer: What can I do to speed the whole thing up, Doctor?
Nick: Well...be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with
bread, use poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon,
heh...
Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!
Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it
against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's
your window to weight gain. Bye bye, everybody!