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UNHWildCats
August 15th, 2007, 10:55 AM
Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

• Click here to read the filing against Vick.(pdf) (http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/riches_jonathan_file.pdf)

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html)

GoldandBlack
August 15th, 2007, 11:06 AM
I'll bet his attorney is currently working on the paperwork to file his lawsuit against the aliens who abducted him and made him do bad things while he was deranged.:p

walliver
August 15th, 2007, 12:21 PM
This explains a lot.

The WMD's are probably hidden on Vick's farm, and the dog-fighting was just a cover.

The bad thing about this lawsuit, which was filed by a prisoner representing himself, is that our legal system doesn't automatically throw out this cr@p. Vick will have to respond within thirty days or he will lose the suit by default.

AZGrizFan
August 15th, 2007, 12:24 PM
You sure he didn't buy them from the IraQ government? After all we are STILL looking for where those went..... xcoolx xcoolx xcoolx xeyebrowx xeyebrowx xeyebrowx