AGS POTY Runoff Election

[ursus arctos horribilis]

Why the hell not in this f'd up year I guess. I'm going ot have to push the dates listed in the other thread by a few days it appears anyway so...

One of the two is set in The Lounge category. All other categories are set as well. We have a 3 way tie for the 2nd spot in this category however between these 3 posters:



Dewey


POD Knows


Panther88




So we'll do a quick poll vote to see who grabs it. This will shut off on Wednesday, 01/13/2021.

[POD Knows]

Why the hell not in this f'd up year I guess. I'm going ot have to push the dates listed in the other thread by a few days it appears anyway so...

One of the two is set in The Lounge category. All other categories are set as well. We have a 3 way tie for the 2nd spot in this category however between these 3 posters:



Dewey


POD Knows


Panther88




So we'll do a quick poll vote to see who grabs it. This will shut off on Wednesday, 01/13/2021.Everyone of these guys sucks balls, none of them deserve a vote.

PS: Vote for POD Knows for Smack Champ, Smack is his middle name, PSD Knows, yea, that is the ticket

[Panther88]

Everyone of these guys sucks balls, none of them deserve a vote.

PS: Vote for POD Knows for Smack Champ, Smack is his middle name, PSD Knows, yea, that is the ticket

I voted for your deranged ass. I'll smack the ***** out of you but I do respect you.

There are rules to this cyber-game we play. Good luck, man.

Dewey is right there because of his pure sincerity. Definitely one of my fav'd posters and one I simply cannot talk badly towards, ever.

[dewey]

I voted for your deranged ass. I'll smack the ***** out of you but I do respect you.

There are rules to this cyber-game we play. Good luck, man.

Dewey is right there because of his pure sincerity. Definitely one of my fav'd posters and one I simply cannot talk badly towards, ever.

Well crap you're making me tear up with those kind words. In all seriousness I try my best to not say anything on here I wouldn't say to some one as if we were having beers.

Dewey

[POD Knows]

I voted for your deranged ass. I'll smack the ***** out of you but I do respect you.

There are rules to this cyber-game we play. Good luck, man.

Dewey is right there because of his pure sincerity. Definitely one of my fav'd posters and one I simply cannot talk badly towards, ever.Dude, this is the lounge, I have met Dewey, good guy, kind of a choir boy but I get the sense he is depraved, I love guys that live a double life, Vote for Dewey, the Deliberate Stanger and soft core porn poster. I do have reservations because he failed to live up to his promises from a previous campaign but I have pretty much given up an people doing what they say they are going to do.

P88, this is lounge where the fittest survive, this isn't a place for meek, the sweet, the sincere, you ever meet a sincere guy in a lounge. The lounge is the place for the lizards, the snakes, the deviates, the depraved, the false prophets, the dirt at the bottom of the well worn heel. Dewey can't survive here, too decent, too truthful, too good for those of us that prowl this landscape.

[ursus arctos horribilis]

Everyone of these guys sucks balls, none of them deserve a vote.

PS: Vote for POD Knows for Smack Champ, Smack is his middle name, PSD Knows, yea, that is the ticket

I have no idea why you are not in the Smack group but oddly no one nominated you. I think you have a problem with the dose of humor part for smack maybe this year but now that I think of it you should have been my choice on that one. I f'd up but I still could not have gotten you there.

[ursus arctos horribilis]

I voted for your deranged ass. I'll smack the ***** out of you but I do respect you.

There are rules to this cyber-game we play. Good luck, man.

Dewey is right there because of his pure sincerity. Definitely one of my fav'd posters and one I simply cannot talk badly towards, ever.

Supt on with all of this. Much respect for all you guys from me whether I agree with you or not...which I don't think I've ever disagreed with dewey...that SOB is up to something...

[Bisonoline]

I have no idea why you are not in the Smack group but oddly no one nominated you. I think you have a problem with the dose of humor part for smack maybe this year but now that I think of it you should have been my choice on that one. I f'd up but I still could not have gotten you there.

I thought he has already won the smack award. If not I nominate him.

[ursus arctos horribilis]

I thought he has already won the smack award. If not I nominate him.

Nominations are over and I can't tell if you are kidding here?

[POD Knows]

Well crap you're making me tear up with those kind words. In all seriousness I try my best to not say anything on here I wouldn't say to some one as if we were having beers.

DeweyThe lounges you must frequent must be filled with ferns, napkins and fresh toilet paper, the lounge I live in and the AGS lounge has vomit in the corners, backed up toilets, well used blow up dolls, Playboy mags from the 70's and 80's with the pages stuck together, two kinds of whiskey, both cheap as ****, a pool table that needs to be leveled, maybe cold beer depending on the day of the week, health inspections from 10 years ago because the government is afraid to enter the place, a freaking juke box in the corner with actual 45's, 911 on speed dial, well used ash trays, smoking allowed and encouraged, boxes of cheap watches, rings, and possession pawned for a drink by the desperate and the lost, cheap frozen pizza's with the expiration dates removed from the labels, a loaded gun and a claw hammer at the ready, and a mysterious black ooze that drains to the lowest part of the building that nobody can identify, empty condom dispensers and the freedom to piss in the alley when the ****ters are full

[Bisonoline]

Nominations are over and I can't tell if you are kidding here?

Nope for some reason I thought he had won it some where along the line. hes a funny dude.

[Panther88]

The lounges you must frequent must be filled with ferns, napkins and fresh toilet paper, the lounge I live in and the AGS lounge has vomit in the corners, backed up toilets, well used blow up dolls, Playboy mags from the 70's and 80's with the pages stuck together, two kinds of whiskey, both cheap as ****, a pool table that needs to be leveled, maybe cold beer depending on the day of the week, health inspections from 10 years ago because the government is afraid to enter the place, a freaking juke box in the corner with actual 45's, 911 on speed dial, well used ash trays, smoking allowed and encouraged, boxes of cheap watches, rings, and possession pawned for a drink by the desperate and the lost, cheap frozen pizza's with the expiration dates removed from the labels, a loaded gun and a claw hammer at the ready, and a mysterious black ooze that drains to the lowest part of the building that nobody can identify, empty condom dispensers and the freedom to piss in the alley when the ****ters are full

xlolx lol

[Bisonoline]

The lounges you must frequent must be filled with ferns, napkins and fresh toilet paper, the lounge I live in and the AGS lounge has vomit in the corners, backed up toilets, well used blow up dolls, Playboy mags from the 70's and 80's with the pages stuck together, two kinds of whiskey, both cheap as ****, a pool table that needs to be leveled, maybe cold beer depending on the day of the week, health inspections from 10 years ago because the government is afraid to enter the place, a freaking juke box in the corner with actual 45's, 911 on speed dial, well used ash trays, smoking allowed and encouraged, boxes of cheap watches, rings, and possession pawned for a drink by the desperate and the lost, cheap frozen pizza's with the expiration dates removed from the labels, a loaded gun and a claw hammer at the ready, and a mysterious black ooze that drains to the lowest part of the building that nobody can identify, empty condom dispensers and the freedom to piss in the alley when the ****ters are full

I actually know a bar and a party house from the 70 that was exactly like that.

[ursus arctos horribilis]

The lounges you must frequent must be filled with ferns, napkins and fresh toilet paper, the lounge I live in and the AGS lounge has vomit in the corners, backed up toilets, well used blow up dolls, Playboy mags from the 70's and 80's with the pages stuck together, two kinds of whiskey, both cheap as ****, a pool table that needs to be leveled, maybe cold beer depending on the day of the week, health inspections from 10 years ago because the government is afraid to enter the place, a freaking juke box in the corner with actual 45's, 911 on speed dial, well used ash trays, smoking allowed and encouraged, boxes of cheap watches, rings, and possession pawned for a drink by the desperate and the lost, cheap frozen pizza's with the expiration dates removed from the labels, a loaded gun and a claw hammer at the ready, and a mysterious black ooze that drains to the lowest part of the building that nobody can identify, empty condom dispensers and the freedom to piss in the alley when the ****ters are full

Hey mother****er, I ain't paying you to stand around here talking about the place. Put down the pickled pig's feet and grab some Ice in a 5 gallon bucket and go fill the urinals back up.

Change the damn fly strip too. There isn't room for another fly unless he wants to try and and play fly strip twister at this point. This time don't hang it directly over the warm Maraschino Cherries either.

:D

[POD Knows]

I actually know a bar and a party house from the 70 that was exactly like that.The guys that know me from back home, if they still frequent this site, will know what I am talking about. I blended a couple places I know real well into this rant. One of the places is in Ames, IA. The black ooze reference is real and it exists and is awesome as hell. I forgot to include the mice feces present on the top of the beer cans and the real sense of danger that resulted from asking for a clean one.

[ursus arctos horribilis]

Nope for some reason I thought he had won it some where along the line. hes a funny dude.

Well, he probably did win it last year since he has the POTY badge. xlolx

This year we have done nominations but no vote yet so he can't have won it this time around and as I was mentioning did not get a nod for some reason. We screwed up, both of us and probably others that are reading that I would bet.

[Bisonoline]

Well, he probably did win it last year since he has the POTY badge. xlolx

This year we have done nominations but no vote yet so he can't have won it this time around and as I was mentioning did not get a nod for some reason. We screwed up, both of us and probably others that are reading that I would bet.

Actually this can be a good thing. Now he will have stay on top of his game to try and win it this year.

[POD Knows]

Hey mother****er, I ain't paying you to stand around here talking about the place. Put down the pickled pig's feet and grab some Ice in a 5 gallon bucket and go fill the urinals back up.

Change the damn fly strip too. There isn't room for another fly unless he wants to try and and play fly strip twister at this point. This time don't hang it directly over the warm Maraschino Cherries either.

:D
Holy crap, you and I frequent the same places, the jar with with gizzards and hearts, abandoned, longing to be purchased, fly paper with nary a spot to succumb, Maraschino Cherries, last ordered and served to a heavily made up women, yearning to be younger and whose name I have since forgotten, ice meant for the urinals, brown even before it hits the porcelain, the bottle of scotch, with a seal broken 10 odd years ago by the last decent customer in the place, a 12 pack of Grain Belt, still positioned in the cooler in a place of honor for the last patron that understood the splendor of the product, R.I.P., mousetraps, robbed of their bait and rusty from age, Polaroid pictures of customers from a bygone era, old, faded, seemingly out of place, Slim Jim's, crusty and dry but oddly good tasting.

[Bisonoline]

Holy crap, you and I frequent the same places, the jar with with gizzards and hearts, abandoned, longing to be purchased, fly paper with nary a spot to succumb, Maraschino Cherries, last ordered and served to a heavily made up women, yearning to be younger and whose name I have since forgotten, ice meant for the urinals, brown even before it hits the porcelain, the bottle of scotch, with a seal broken 10 odd years ago by the last decent customer in the place, a 12 pack of Grain Belt, still positioned in the cooler in a place of honor for the last patron that understood the splendor of the product, R.I.P., mousetraps, robbed of their bait and rusty from age, Polaroid pictures of customers from a bygone era, old, faded, seemingly out of place, Slim Jim's, crusty and dry but oddly good tasting.

xbowxxbowxxbowxxlolx

[ursus arctos horribilis]

Holy crap, you and I frequent the same places, the jar with with gizzards and hearts, abandoned, longing to be purchased, fly paper with nary a spot to succumb, Maraschino Cherries, last ordered and served to a heavily made up women, yearning to be younger and whose name I have since forgotten, ice meant for the urinals, brown even before it hits the porcelain, the bottle of scotch, with a seal broken 10 odd years ago by the last decent customer in the place, a 12 pack of Grain Belt, still positioned in the cooler in a place of honor for the last patron that understood the splendor of the product, R.I.P., mousetraps, robbed of their bait and rusty from age, Polaroid pictures of customers from a bygone era, old, faded, seemingly out of place, Slim Jim's, crusty and dry but oddly good tasting.

Yep, similarities to many haunts. Peanut shells on the floor were forgotten on your description as well as the fact that the bar owner seems to be a big fan of of old Brian Bosworth because all cold storage seems to be set at the glory days temperature setting of 44...degrees Fahrenheit.

[Bisonoline]

Holy crap, you and I frequent the same places, the jar with with gizzards and hearts, abandoned, longing to be purchased, fly paper with nary a spot to succumb, Maraschino Cherries, last ordered and served to a heavily made up women, yearning to be younger and whose name I have since forgotten, ice meant for the urinals, brown even before it hits the porcelain, the bottle of scotch, with a seal broken 10 odd years ago by the last decent customer in the place, a 12 pack of Grain Belt, still positioned in the cooler in a place of honor for the last patron that understood the splendor of the product, R.I.P., mousetraps, robbed of their bait and rusty from age, Polaroid pictures of customers from a bygone era, old, faded, seemingly out of place, Slim Jim's, crusty and dry but oddly good tasting.

After I left NDSU I went back to La Crosse Wisc. After getting back I found out from my Mom that my dad and his girlfriend had bought a a bar. Damn near everything you mentioned was there. To add to your list Dillcukes, Salmon Sharpies, Pork rinds that had the small packs of hot sauce included, pickled hamhocks,
some type of hot sausage, BEERNUTS, The Little Nut Hut hot nut dispenser., red herrings. Down stairs there were bottles and bottles of ****ty booze like lemon, lime and orange vodka, Rock and Rye, Peach Brandy , Pear Brandy that had the pears in the bottle. Old Crow, some type of scotch I had never heard of before and a bunch of those decorative Jim Beam decanters all with the seals broken.

Best thing was it had that old Tavern smell!!!

[dewey]

The lounges you must frequent must be filled with ferns, napkins and fresh toilet paper, the lounge I live in and the AGS lounge has vomit in the corners, backed up toilets, well used blow up dolls, Playboy mags from the 70's and 80's with the pages stuck together, two kinds of whiskey, both cheap as ****, a pool table that needs to be leveled, maybe cold beer depending on the day of the week, health inspections from 10 years ago because the government is afraid to enter the place, a freaking juke box in the corner with actual 45's, 911 on speed dial, well used ash trays, smoking allowed and encouraged, boxes of cheap watches, rings, and possession pawned for a drink by the desperate and the lost, cheap frozen pizza's with the expiration dates removed from the labels, a loaded gun and a claw hammer at the ready, and a mysterious black ooze that drains to the lowest part of the building that nobody can identify, empty condom dispensers and the freedom to piss in the alley when the ****ters are full

Hey God dang it what is wrong with fresh toliet paperxlolx

Dewey

[POD Knows]

Hey God dang it what is wrong with fresh toliet paperxlolx

Dewey
Fresh TP is good, it just doesn't exist in the AGS lounge or any place I have been to.

[POD Knows]

Yep, similarities to many haunts. Peanut shells on the floor were forgotten on your description as well as the fact that the bar owner seems to be a big fan of of old Brian Bosworth because all cold storage seems to be set at the glory days temperature setting of 44...degrees Fahrenheit.Irene was a regular at the place on the corner, it was little more than a dozen steps from where she slept and lived, she loved the convenience but knew it was destructive, free peanuts, 44 degree beer, Bosworth posters always overwhelmed her ability to grasp some form of semblance of normalcy. It was easy to blame the beauty of Montana for her weakness but she failed in places and surroundings far better than Missoula.

[caribbeanhen]

Yep, similarities to many haunts. Peanut shells on the floor were forgotten on your description as well as the fact that the bar owner seems to be a big fan of of old Brian Bosworth because all cold storage seems to be set at the glory days temperature setting of 44...degrees Fahrenheit.

The Red Dog Saloon in Juneau Alaska had sawdust floors, but I hear it’s a tourist trap now

Early 80s Walked in to find my Chief sitting at the bar in a peaceful drunken stupor, He had a long string of snot hanging out of his nose all the way down to the bar..... and nobody gave a ****.

[Laker]

The Red Dog Saloon in Juneau Alaska had sawdust floors, but I hear it’s a tourist trap now

Early 80s Walked in to find my Chief sitting at the bar in a peaceful drunken stupor, He had a long string of snot hanging out of his nose all the way down to the bar..... and nobody gave a ****.

I've lived a pretty sheltered life but the wildest place that I've been to was the Bird House in Alaska. It was 1994 and I was there for the Great Alaskan Shootout that the Gophers won. Our bus stopped there one afternoon and it was nuts. It had a split level from an earthquake. You had to bend over to get into the bar area because the ceiling was so low. All kinds of articles of clothing on the wall. It burned down later.

https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/2

[POD Knows]

After I left NDSU I went back to La Crosse Wisc. After getting back I found out from my Mom that my dad and his girlfriend had bought a a bar. Damn near everything you mentioned was there. To add to your list Dillcukes, Salmon Sharpies, Pork rinds that had the small packs of hot sauce included, pickled hamhocks,
some type of hot sausage, BEERNUTS, The Little Nut Hut hot nut dispenser., red herrings. Down stairs there were bottles and bottles of ****ty booze like lemon, lime and orange vodka, Rock and Rye, Peach Brandy , Pear Brandy that had the pears in the bottle. Old Crow, some type of scotch I had never heard of before and a bunch of those decorative Jim Beam decanters all with the seals broken.

Best thing was it had that old Tavern smell!!!Did they have this "nut dispenser" in the bar??

https://i.imgur.com/PNIgSfs.jpg

[TheKingpin28]

Supt on with all of this. Much respect for all you guys from me whether I agree with you or not...which I don't think I've ever disagreed with dewey...that SOB is up to something...He brings the Summit Pale Ale to the games. Hard to disagree or argue with a man who has that kind of taste and class.

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[TheKingpin28]

The lounges you must frequent must be filled with ferns, napkins and fresh toilet paper, the lounge I live in and the AGS lounge has vomit in the corners, backed up toilets, well used blow up dolls, Playboy mags from the 70's and 80's with the pages stuck together, two kinds of whiskey, both cheap as ****, a pool table that needs to be leveled, maybe cold beer depending on the day of the week, health inspections from 10 years ago because the government is afraid to enter the place, a freaking juke box in the corner with actual 45's, 911 on speed dial, well used ash trays, smoking allowed and encouraged, boxes of cheap watches, rings, and possession pawned for a drink by the desperate and the lost, cheap frozen pizza's with the expiration dates removed from the labels, a loaded gun and a claw hammer at the ready, and a mysterious black ooze that drains to the lowest part of the building that nobody can identify, empty condom dispensers and the freedom to piss in the alley when the ****ters are fullSounds like the future POD's Place once that bitch gets built at the Fargodome.

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[POD Knows]

Sounds like the future POD's Place once that bitch gets built at the Fargodome.

Sent from my SM-J727V using Tapatalk:D Yea, I am working on the ambiance high now, in my head, but it will be a lot like this I am afraid

[TheKingpin28]

:D Yea, I am working on the ambiance high now, in my head, but it will be a lot like this I am afraidIt will make the Goat house look like a JV party.

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[caribbeanhen]

I've lived a pretty sheltered life but the wildest place that I've been to was the Bird House in Alaska. It was 1994 and I was there for the Great Alaskan Shootout that the Gophers won. Our bus stopped there one afternoon and it was nuts. It had a split level from an earthquake. You had to bend over to get into the bar area because the ceiling was so low. All kinds of articles of clothing on the wall. It burned down later.

https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/2

sheltered life? But a Great life you wouldn’t trade I would bet

shame this place burned down.....hmmm

[Bisonoline]

Did they have this "nut dispenser" in the bar??

https://i.imgur.com/PNIgSfs.jpg
Yep. Sure did.

Hey do you remember Charlies Chips? They used to have home delivery in 3- 5 gallon metal buckets.

[POD Knows]

Yep. Sure did.

Hey do you remember Charlies Chips? They used to have home delivery in 3- 5 gallon metal buckets.I don't think we got those up north. I have heard of them but never had any.

[ursus arctos horribilis]

Irene was a regular at the place on the corner, it was little more than a dozen steps from where she slept and lived, she loved the convenience but knew it was destructive, free peanuts, 44 degree beer, Bosworth posters always overwhelmed her ability to grasp some form of semblance of normalcy. It was easy to blame the beauty of Montana for her weakness but she failed in places and surroundings far better than Missoula.

Irene was my grandma.

[POD Knows]

Irene was my grandma.
Did she live 30 feet from her favorite bar.

[Laker]

sheltered life? But a Great life you wouldn’t trade I would bet

shame this place burned down.....hmmm

Spot on. With 20/20 hindsight there are some things I would have done, and even a few that I wouldn't have. But I've been lucky- amazingly lucky- to have survived and have countless number of people helping me along the way. There are even people on here who have been a great help for me. They know who they are- or at least I hope that they do!

[ursus arctos horribilis]

Did she live 30 feet from her favorite bar.

She lived in a very small town. Nobody was more than 30 ft. from a bar.:D

[ysubigred]

Holy ****! I stumbled onto the dork-a-thon thread, a big family reunion SMFH... Next is the circle jerk while singing kumbaya?

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[ysubigred]

sheltered life? But a Great life you wouldn’t trade I would bet

shame this place burned down.....hmmmOn my bucket list to go to Alaska as a civilian. A few trips as an artic training deployee, not so much fun to be had there.

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[ysubigred]

I have no idea why you are not in the Smack group but oddly no one nominated you. I think you have a problem with the dose of humor part for smack maybe this year but now that I think of it you should have been my choice on that one. I f'd up but I still could not have gotten you there.You could have pulled a,, you know it it just happened in Nov [emoji56]

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[ursus arctos horribilis]

You could have pulled a,, you know it it just happened in Nov [emoji56]

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I don't follow you.

[Winterborn]

The Red Dog Saloon in Juneau Alaska had sawdust floors, but I hear it’s a tourist trap now

Early 80s Walked in to find my Chief sitting at the bar in a peaceful drunken stupor, He had a long string of snot hanging out of his nose all the way down to the bar..... and nobody gave a ****.

I was at the Red Dog Saloon a couple of years ago and it is definitely a tourist trap now, at least during cruise ship season. Off season it is a bit better but still not what it was. There are a couple of places in Juneau still though that are a bit rough around the edges (pretty much like the bar POD/Ursus described above).

[ysubigred]

I don't follow you.Massive imaginary mail in ballots for POD

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[POD Knows]

Massive imaginary mail in ballots for POD

Sent from my SM-G965U using TapatalkHey, this election split looks a lot like the Presidential election of 1992 with the percentages. P88 is splitting the votes.

[Winterborn]

Massive imaginary mail in ballots for POD

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We are all imaginary on the internet. :D

[ysubigred]

We are all imaginary on the internet. :DSome. Some are larger than life itself...

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[Winterborn]

Some. Some are larger than life itself...

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That is what the Matrix allows you to think. ;)

[that guy]

Just cast my hanging chad.

[ysubigred]

That is what the Matrix allows you to think. ;)

Man that was a crazy movie back in the day xthumbsupx

[ysubigred]

Just cast my hanging chad.LOL good one [emoji106]

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