Oh Mr. A-Rod.... Thats Not Your Wife.....

[UNHWildCats]

BAD BOY!

http://swampman.nypost.com/seven/05302007/news/regionalnews/hes_a_yankee_doodle_randy_regionalnews_dan_mangan. htm

[AZGrizFan]

maybe he and his wife have an "understanding".... :o :o :o :o

She understands he gets to do what he wants....he understands she gets whatever she wants....much like Kobe! xnodx xnodx xnodx xnodx

[dbackjon]

xlmaox

[Cleets]

My wife (now ex-wife) and I had an understanding... she understood that her lawer (which I paid for) could extract:

1) Qty. 1 house
2) Qty. 1 Duplex
3) Qty. 1 - 2001 Saturn Vue
4) Qty. 1 - 2002 Mercedes ML500
5) $40,000.oo cash
6) 100% of the furniture
7) and basically everything else

I got:

1) The art
2) My clothes
3) qty. 1 - 1994 Ford F150 Pick-up Truck

I still have the truck... don't have the wife...

[AZGrizFan]

My wife (now ex-wife) and I had an understanding... she understood that her lawer (which I paid for) could extract:

1) Qty. 1 house
2) Qty. 1 Duplex
3) Qty. 1 - 2001 Saturn Vue
4) Qty. 1 - 2002 Mercedes ML500
5) $40,000.oo cash
6) 100% of the furniture
7) and basically everything else

I got:

1) The art
2) My clothes
3) qty. 1 - 1994 Ford F150 Pick-up Truck

I still have the truck... don't have the wife...

My ex got EVERYTHING we owned, including every dime in savings, except the car (because she couldn't make the payment). I then BOUGHT her a car, made the payments for 6 months and paid her gas bill for 6 months.

It was the best money I ever spent. xnodx xnodx xnodx xnodx xnodx xnodx xnodx xnodx xnodx

Actually, I guess I got the car, a bed, and my clothes....she even kept my damned record collection and stereo....BITCH. xmadx

[NE MT GRIZZ]

You guys ****in got hosed.
xeekx xeekx xeekx xeekx

[AZGrizFan]

You guys ****in got hosed.
xeekx xeekx xeekx xeekx

Trust me...very few guys who have gotten divorced feel they got hosed.....most just feel fortunate. xnodx xnodx xnodx xnodx xeyebrowx

[spelunker64]

Why do divorces cost so much, because they're worth it.




Oldest joke around.

[Ivytalk]

Isn't that woman in the picture the former Mrs. Cleets?:p

[CopperCat]

I always had A-Rod pegged for being a jackass. Thanks for the entertainment!xlolx

[jstate83]

Don't look like he was trying to hide at all.
He ain't worried, so it ain't nobody elses business.xlolx

[Ivytalk]

Don't look like he was trying to hide at all.
He ain't worried, so it ain't nobody elses business.xlolx

There used to be a very successful, married lawyer in my home town who played around a lot. He and his wife had an "understanding" about his philandering. On one of his business trips, she reportedly tossed a pack of Trojans into his suitcase with a Post-It sticker that read, "Have a nice trip!"xlolx

[BigApp]

I don't get Red Sox fans obsession with everything Yankees. Is it historical envy? Talk about your own team for a change! I even started a thread for you!

[SU Jag]

Can we please stay out of other people's bitness?!?!?!?! Whatever A-Rod does in his own free time is his own damn business!xcoffeex

[Grizalltheway]

Can we please stay out of other people's bitness?!?!?!?! Whatever A-Rod does in his own free time is his own damn business!xcoffeex

It's The Post, what do you expect? xrolleyesx

[CopperCat]

I don't get Red Sox fans obsession with everything Yankees. Is it historical envy? Talk about your own team for a change! I even started a thread for you!

It's not envy. It's the fact that the rival team's star player is an adulterer, and should be exposed as such (in which case we all laugh at the Yankee's misfortune because we HATE them).:D

[BigApp]

Can we please stay out of other people's bitness?!?!?!?! Whatever A-Rod does in his own free time is his own damn business!xcoffeex

that was the standard defense for slick willie!

[CopperCat]

Can we please stay out of other people's bitness?!?!?!?! Whatever A-Rod does in his own free time is his own damn business!xcoffeex

Isn't it the job of the mass media to slander the image of high profile people?xeyebrowx

[PantherRob82]

I wonder where this one is headed.

[whitey]

It's The Post, what do you expect? xrolleyesx

Yep, they did almost the same thing with Paul Lo Duca last year.

[AppGuy04]

Isn't it the job of the mass media to slander the image of high profile people?xeyebrowx

most of the time, it seems that way

[CopperCat]

I wonder where this one is headed.

Civil court.

BAD BOY A-ROD!!!xnonox

(I hope she gets everything)

[bison95]

Boy those "slump busters" get better looking all the time!!!!!:D

[UNHWildCats]

Alex Rodriguez (http://www.fannation.com/tags/show_tag/3153)'s wife, Cynthia, brusquely left their East Side pad last night with two suitcases, refusing to speak with reporters. A-Rod wouldn't directly address reports that he spent Sunday night out on the town with a sexy blond gal pal - while his wife was back in New York with their 2-year-old daughter.

New York Daily News (http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/05/31/2007-05-31_as_wife_packs_up_is_arod_out_at_home.html)

[Ivytalk]

Alex Rodriguez (http://www.fannation.com/tags/show_tag/3153)'s wife, Cynthia, brusquely left their East Side pad last night with two suitcases, refusing to speak with reporters. A-Rod wouldn't directly address reports that he spent Sunday night out on the town with a sexy blond gal pal - while his wife was back in New York with their 2-year-old daughter.

New York Daily News (http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/05/31/2007-05-31_as_wife_packs_up_is_arod_out_at_home.html)


It was reported that she was headed for a meeting with NY divorce lawyer Arnie "Tear-em" Asunder at the Manhattan office of Ivytalk, Steinmetz.xrulesx

[bison95]

It was reported that she was headed for a meeting with NY divorce lawyer Arnie "Tear-em" Asunder at the Manhattan office of Ivytalk, Steinmetz.xrulesx

Cash it in Ivy!

[UNHWildCats]

It was reported that she was headed for a meeting with NY divorce lawyer Arnie "Tear-em" Asunder at the Manhattan office of Ivytalk, Steinmetz.xrulesx

If they need any extra office help during the case let me know xrotatehx xrotatehx xrotatehx

[dbackjon]

A petite stripper at the Hustler Club said A-Rod "likes the she-male, muscular type. They brought me up to the champagne room one time. I spun around once and that was it. I'm not his type."

Guys, I'm telling ya - A-Rod is....

[Grizo406]

Guys, I'm telling ya - A-Rod is....

If that's so, there might be an "Egg Drop Soup Eating Contest" between A-Rod, and UNHWildcats coming up?!!?

[dbackjon]

If that's so, there might be an "Egg Drop Soup Eating Contest" between A-Rod, and UNHWildcats coming up?!!?

He's not Travis' type...

[Cobblestone]

That gal has some major biceps! Maybe she's A-Rod's bodyguard?

[CopperCat]

That gal has some major biceps! Maybe she's A-Rod's bodyguard?

He's a pansy, so he would need a bodyguard.......xlolx

[igo4uni]

He's a pansy, so he would need a bodyguard.......xlolx

Yup!!