What flavor is your cupcake?

[JSUSoutherner]

Who is the worst team on your schedule this year?

[caribbeanhen]

Chocolate with a marshmallow over center aka Del State

[Bucs2016]

I suppose its D2 Shorter or Savannah State....now that Citadel is off of it.

[citdog]

Probably ETSU.

[Bucs2016]

Wait...do scrimmages against ourselves count??????

[GodHelpTheBears]

Who is the worst team on your schedule this year?

Murray State, I guess. Not really a cupcake...more like a bran muffin

[BisonTru]

I thought for sure this thread was going to be in the Poli board. xlolx

For us, probably the delta devils.

[JSUSoutherner]

I thought for sure this thread was going to be in the Poli board. xlolx

For us, probably the delta devils.

Oh, did Northern Iowa change their mascot?

[TheKingpin28]

Oh, did Northern Iowa change their mascot?

Robert Morris is a solid choice but MVSU is tough to pick against.

[ST_Lawson]

Don't think we have any real cupcakes on our schedule this year. Easiest games are probably Tennessee Tech and Missouri State, but either could beat us if we're not on our game.


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[Seawolf97]

I don't see any cupcakes . Sacred Heart destroyed us last year and Wagner suspect will be tough .

[JSUSoutherner]

I don't see any cupcakes . Sacred Heart destroyed us last year and Wagner suspect will be tough .
Cupcake cannibalism?

[ASU33]

D2-Cheney University

[PAllen]

Monmouth, Wagner, and Georgetown ughhhh. Come on Joe, enough already.

[Nickels]

At SHSU we prefer our desserts buffet style.

Prairie View
SFA
Northwestern
Lamar
Incarnate Word
Abilene Christian
Houston Baptist
Whichever BSC team is matched against us in the playoffs

Take your pick.

[KPSUL]

Without any doubt or hesitation,that little teacher's college in Virginia called James Mason, Monroe or Madison or something like that.

[JSUSoutherner]

At SHSU we prefer our desserts buffet style.

Prairie View
SFA
Northwestern
Lamar
Incarnate Word
Abilene Christian
Houston Baptist
Whichever BSC team is matched against us in the playoffs

Take your pick.

Buffet style? Stocking up on Southern Speed™?

[Gangtackle11]

Coin flip between Lafayette & Rhode Island.

[citdog]

Coin flip between Lafayette & Rhode Island.

It is pretty obviously le high for 'Nova.

[melloware13]

D2-Cheney University
They're almost too bad to even call a cupcake.

[bonarae]

Harvard has had a cupcake of an ENTIRE schedule (not only in the OOC side) the past few years... All of our OOC opponents are cupcakes... xsmhx

[ASU33]

They're almost too bad to even call a cupcake.


We got Mississippi Valley and Arkansas Pine-Bluff too!

[Mocs123]

Probably ETSU but they did beat a good Samford team last year. Our OOC is pretty good this year with UT-Martin (who is an under-rated OVC Team) and Jacksonville St. a top 5 team.

The SoCon is pretty competitive top to bottom. You could legitimately make a case for Chattanooga, The Citadel, Wofford, or Samford to win the conference with Mercer, Furman, and WCU all dangerous and even VMI and ETSU able to beat you on any given Saturday.

[caribbeanhen]

Coin flip between Lafayette & Rhode Island.

has to be Rhode, at least the Leopards replaced the coach .... cant remember the name but he seemed like a good hire....

[ST_Lawson]

D2-Cheney University

We played them once back in 2004. I hate playing D2 schools, but at least we were able to set a record against them. Most points and largest win...we won 98-7 (http://www.espn.com/college-football/boxscore?gameId=242552710)
We were already up 42-0 after the first quarter, 70-0 at halftime...eased up and only outscored them 28-7 in the second half. Our QB only had 68 yards passing because we started running the ball on every play like halfway through the first quarter...and they still couldn't stop us. It was ugly...ROTC guys got a TON of pushups in that day.

[BisonTru]

Oh, did Northern Iowa change their mascot?

I think they changed everything but their head coach.

[grizband]

Savannah State....followed closely by Valpo

[JALMOND]

Idaho State. Every year.

[Laker]

U of Minnesota- Crookston. 0-11 last year- we play them at home.

They are close to Canada. Maybe maple? But it is big sugar beet country.

[DirtyDukes]

Spider Flavored

[dewey]

http://www.anygivensaturday.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25355&stc=1


Dewey

[Go Green]

Stetson.

Although they did just fine against Brown last season.

[Panther88]

SHSU will find out that its cupcake actually has bark and bite; we're not playing the game just to play the game. We're playing the game to win it. We will be very ready for the FCS quarter-finalist. :D

[Anthony215]

They're almost too bad to even call a cupcake.

Sad but true I don't think they'll even have over 55 players on the team which means the entire squad will travel to Alabama for the turkey day classic and they'll probably lose by 70+ points. Outside of their annual game with rival Lincoln University (Pa) they don't stand a chance to win another game all season.

[Go Lehigh TU Owl]

Wagner and/or Georgetown. I'll go with Wagner because the Hoyas are both a home and league game. Lehigh has beaten Georgetown 16 straight years so it is somewhat relative.

[BisonFan02]

Devils Food Cake.

[ElCid]

Probably ETSU but they did beat a good Samford team last year. Our OOC is pretty good this year with UT-Martin (who is an under-rated OVC Team) and Jacksonville St. a top 5 team.

The SoCon is pretty competitive top to bottom. You could legitimately make a case for Chattanooga, The Citadel, Wofford, or Samford to win the conference with Mercer, Furman, and WCU all dangerous and even VMI and ETSU able to beat you on any given Saturday.

I am not sure there is another conf, top to bottom, that is as competitive in conference play as the SOCON. The top and bottom of so many conferences are much further apart. I like it.

[BisonFan02]

I am not sure there is another conf, top to bottom, that is as competitive in conference play as the SOCON. The top and bottom of so many conferences are much further apart. I like it.

The Valley.....

[Grizalltheway]

Robert Morris is a solid choice but MVSU is tough to pick against.

They were absolutely abysmal last year. Lost by 60 to a 6-5 Griz team.

This year it's definitely Valpo.

[Daytripper]

SHSU will find out that its cupcake actually has bark and bite; we're not playing the game just to play the game. We're playing the game to win it. We will be very ready for the FCS quarter-finalist. :D

I have no doubt about that. I would probably call Northwestern State our cupcake.

[Panther88]

I have no doubt about that. I would probably call Northwestern State our cupcake.

It's amazing how far NwSt has fallen. They were a dominant type force annually, along w/ McN & SFA. I expected UCA to come in and rattle the conference due to their recruitment pool. What hurts PVAMU, SHSU, sTu, and HBU (slightly SFA/Lamar) is that all of us are going after the same recruiting pool about the greater Houston/metroplex areas. Potentially 6 differing FCS schools all w/in a 2 hr drive of each other. And this is AFTER the FBS brands (ut-austin, txa&m, ou, okst, uofh, tcu, baylor, et al) have raided and offered their "HowToRapeHer 101" courses as part of recruits' curriculum. :(

[DFW HOYA]

Wagner and/or Georgetown. I'll go with Wagner because the Hoyas are both a home and league game. Lehigh has beaten Georgetown 16 straight years so it is somewhat relative.

That's not likely to change. Yet, no one seems concerned.

Since 2000, Georgetown's combined record against PL schools is 18-79. Versus Lehigh, Colgate and Fordham, it's 3-43.

[Catamount87]

The SoCon is pretty competitive top to bottom. You could legitimately make a case for Chattanooga, The Citadel, Wofford, or Samford to win the conference with Mercer, Furman, and WCU all dangerous and even VMI and ETSU able to beat you on any given Saturday.

Parity really rules the SoCon right now which makes the SoCon great football! Any SoCon team that overlooks a SoCon foe does so at their own peril. 2017 should be a really, really interesting season for sure.

Now if there's a favorite cupcake for the SoCon it's probably Mars Hill.

[ST_Lawson]

The Valley.....

Or as it's commonly referred to...

http://i.imgur.com/3Vmh3s6.jpg?3

[ngineer]

Hard to say. One would be inclined to go with Georgetown, but a number of questions abound with Lafayette, but by the time we get them a full season is almost complete, so what you see in August can be very different than what you see in late November, and I have no idea at the moment what Wagner has.

[Daytripper]

It's amazing how far NwSt has fallen. They were a dominant type force annually, along w/ McN & SFA. I expected UCA to come in and rattle the conference due to their recruitment pool. What hurts PVAMU, SHSU, sTu, and HBU (slightly SFA/Lamar) is that all of us are going after the same recruiting pool about the greater Houston/metroplex areas. Potentially 6 differing FCS schools all w/in a 2 hr drive of each other. And this is AFTER the FBS brands (ut-austin, txa&m, ou, okst, uofh, tcu, baylor, et al) have raided and offered their "HowToRapeHer 101" courses as part of recruits' curriculum. :(

There is plenty of talent to go around, I think. We recruit the Houston area hard, but we also do pretty well in Central Texas and the Metroplex. Thanks to Tim Flanders, we have a decent pipeline into Oklahoma. There is so much talent in the Houston, San Antonio, Austin, and Dallas areas, not to mention the rural areas. We would all be stacked if a bunch of FBS studs stayed in Texas instead of going to the SEC. Then that would push the lower level FBS talent down to FCS.

[ElCid]

The Valley.....

I think they are definitely a close #2 but the distance between the top couple teams and the bottom is a bit more, at least last year or the previous. But like I said, I like it. Nothing worse than conferences with a big divide in talent.

[PAllen]

I think they are definitely a close #2 but the distance between the top couple teams and the bottom is a bit more, at least last year or the previous. But like I said, I like it. Nothing worse than conferences with a big divide in talent.

Agreed, parity in conference makes for some great football and an exciting season.

[JSUSoutherner]

I am not sure there is another conf, top to bottom, that is as competitive in conference play as the SOCON. The top and bottom of so many conferences are much further apart. I like it.
Wish we could have some competition...

Even when we have a down year like last year we sweep the conference.

[Grizalltheway]

I don't know, personally, I wouldn't mind going back to the days when went undefeated or 1-loss in conference play...xembarrassedx

[TheKingpin28]

They were absolutely abysmal last year. Lost by 60 to a 6-5 Griz team.

This year it's definitely Valpo.

I think people underestimate how bad RMU actually is and that is why MVSU is getting the nod instead. Too bad Klieman will never run up a score so we will never truly know who is the bigger cupcake

[Panther88]

There is plenty of talent to go around, I think. We recruit the Houston area hard, but we also do pretty well in Central Texas and the Metroplex. Thanks to Tim Flanders, we have a decent pipeline into Oklahoma. There is so much talent in the Houston, San Antonio, Austin, and Dallas areas, not to mention the rural areas. We would all be stacked if a bunch of FBS studs stayed in Texas instead of going to the SEC. Then that would push the lower level FBS talent down to FCS.

+1. SEC, Big XII, B1G, Pac XII, AAC, MWC, et al as well.

[Bison Fan in NW MN]

UNI

[KPSUL]

Stetson.

Although they did just fine against Brown last season.

Yes, but they lost about half their tackles, interceptions, sacks and TFL when 2 time All American defensive back Donald Payne graduated.

[cx500d]

There is plenty of talent to go around, I think. We recruit the Houston area hard, but we also do pretty well in Central Texas and the Metroplex. Thanks to Tim Flanders, we have a decent pipeline into Oklahoma. There is so much talent in the Houston, San Antonio, Austin, and Dallas areas, not to mention the rural areas. We would all be stacked if a bunch of FBS studs stayed in Texas instead of going to the SEC. Then that would push the lower level FBS talent down to FCS.


You may not have to compete with California schools anymore...

[McNeese75]

Probably somebody called Florida Tech xdontknowx

[Daytripper]

You may not have to compete with California schools anymore...

True!

[GodHelpTheBears]

There is plenty of talent to go around, I think. We recruit the Houston area hard, but we also do pretty well in Central Texas and the Metroplex. Thanks to Tim Flanders, we have a decent pipeline into Oklahoma. There is so much talent in the Houston, San Antonio, Austin, and Dallas areas, not to mention the rural areas. We would all be stacked if a bunch of FBS studs stayed in Texas instead of going to the SEC. Then that would push the lower level FBS talent down to FCS.

Yeah, we're gonna need you to stay out of Oklahoma and the Metroplex...

[cx500d]

Yeah, we're gonna need you to stay out of Oklahoma and the Metroplex...

Well, to get back to the metroplex they are going to have to quit getting 60+ points put on them in the quarters

[GodHelpTheBears]

Well, to get back to the metroplex they are going to have to quit getting 60+ points put on them in the quarters

I doubt it will matter that much - we get kids from that area and get 60+ points put on us in regular season games

[Daytripper]

Well, to get back to the metroplex they are going to have to quit getting 60+ points put on them in the quarters

*yawn*

[citdog]

Touchdown James Madison!

[Sammy94]

Well, to get back to the metroplex they are going to have to quit getting 60+ points put on them in the quarters

I doubt this. Keeler just had his best recruiting class since he has been here, 7 of which had FBS offers.

[DirtyDukes]

I doubt this. Keeler just had his best recruiting class since he has been here, 7 of which had FBS offers.

LOOK OUT YOU GUYS! NOW THEY'LL ONLY LOSE BY 30!

[Sammy94]

LOOK OUT YOU GUYS! NOW THEY'LL ONLY LOSE BY 30!


Not sure how you figure that, we may not win a game all year. You guys need something else to talk about.

[Daytripper]

Not sure how you figure that, we may not win a game all year. You guys need something else to talk about.

They only think of us. They wake up with Sam Houston on their minds. They go to sleep to dream of the Bearkats. They spend their precious waking hours obsessing on us. Kinda makes me feel good.

[citdog]

They only think of us. They wake up with Sam Houston on their minds. They go to sleep to dream of the Bearkats. They spend their precious waking hours obsessing on us. Kinda makes me feel good.

Same way you are with our God Emperor.

[DirtyDukes]

Not sure how you figure that, we may not win a game all year. You guys need something else to talk about.


They only think of us. They wake up with Sam Houston on their minds. They go to sleep to dream of the Bearkats. They spend their precious waking hours obsessing on us. Kinda makes me feel good.

We think of you guys the same way we think of Rhode Island - equal parts disdain, pity, and ambivalence.

The difference is Rhodey fans don't puff their chests out like they are NDSU.

[Daytripper]

Same way you are with our Fraud Whimperer.

FIFY

[citdog]

FIFY

Could be Briscoe's playoff performance...

[DirtyDukes]

Could be Briscoe's playoff performance...

Hey! You're talking about a Payton award winner, so you better res.... BAHAHAHAH I can't. I'm sorry I just can't. Can't even pretend to respect him.

[caribbeanhen]

Hey! You're talking about a Payton award winner, so you better res.... BAHAHAHAH I can't. I'm sorry I just can't. Can't even pretend to respect him.

Briscoe will tear up the Southland though..... haha

[CHIP72]

D2-Cheyney University

We have a winner for softest cupcake.

[CHIP72]

We played them once back in 2004. I hate playing D2 schools, but at least we were able to set a record against them. Most points and largest win...we won 98-7 (http://www.espn.com/college-football/boxscore?gameId=242552710)
We were already up 42-0 after the first quarter, 70-0 at halftime...eased up and only outscored them 28-7 in the second half. Our QB only had 68 yards passing because we started running the ball on every play like halfway through the first quarter...and they still couldn't stop us. It was ugly...ROTC guys got a TON of pushups in that day.

Cheyney is usually the worst team in the D2 PSAC, and one of the worst D2 teams in the country every season. They are also one of the smallest D2 schools; they have less than 1000 students and have been facing significant declines in enrollment. (The school itself is in some jeopardy of shutting its doors.) Many of the better PSAC teams beat Cheyney almost as badly as Western Illinois did in the game described above (and like WIU, call off the dogs fairly early in the game).

[BisonFan02]

We have a winner for softest cupcake.

I bet you they could beat MVSU.

[CHIP72]

I bet you they could beat MVSU.

You don't know how truly wretched Cheyney is. MVSU would probably beat them by at least 4-5 touchdowns.

[Go Lehigh TU Owl]

You don't know how truly wretched Cheyney is. MVSU would probably beat them by at least 4-5 touchdowns.

Cheyney State might be one of the worst college football teams in the country regardless of classification. There's serious talks about shutting it down and merging most of its programs with West Chester. There's some HBCU/funding hurdles though....

[ngineer]

Probably somebody called Florida Tech xdontknowx

They just started football a few years ago. I thought they were a D-II school. Are they moving up to FCS?

[POD Knows]

I bet you they could beat MVSU.No way, MVSU would roll them, they have a good band and the highest paid stripper cheerleaders around

[caribbeanhen]

They just started football a few years ago. I thought they were a D-II school. Are they moving up to FCS?

I'd be just a little hesitant to call Florida Tech a cupcake...... they might be a cupcake spiked with mary and jane

[RabidRabbit]

Two DU come to mind. Drake lesser than Duquesne. Altho the mighty fallen Montana St is in there,unless recovered from last year. Glad to have three games to test our defenses out prior to meat grinder league play.

[jmufan999]

probably Norfolk State. the great part is the play William and Mary at home the week prior, and the Tribe is known for laying an early season clunker for no reason. i'd love to absolutely crush their temporary optimism the next week in Harrisonburg.

just for the sake of clarity, i don't think there is any way Norfolk State wins over W&M. but i could see something like W&M winning by only a TD, just because they always seem to have one atrocious game early on.

[McNeese72]

Probably somebody called Florida Tech xdontknowx

Yeah, but they made the D-II playoffs last season.

Edit: Either every team in D-II makes the playoffs or recently we just schedule D-II teams that did. ;)

Doc

[clenz]

I think they are definitely a close #2 but the distance between the top couple teams and the bottom is a bit more, at least last year or the previous. But like I said, I like it. Nothing worse than conferences with a big divide in talent.

****ing high

[BisonFan02]

****ing high

Outside of Misery lately, there isn't a single Valley team that can't beat the other.....and you get the **** kicked out of you the whole time.

[ElCid]

Outside of Misery lately, there isn't a single Valley team that can't beat the other.....and you get the **** kicked out of you the whole time.

I was just looking at the results from the last couple years and seeing the underdog victories and scores. A bit subjective I admit.

[underdawg]

SIU Dawgs get the Delta Devils after the Bison man-handles them the week before

[TribeNomad1]

probably Norfolk State. the great part is the play William and Mary at home the week prior, and the Tribe is known for laying an early season clunker for no reason. i'd love to absolutely crush their temporary optimism the next week in Harrisonburg.

just for the sake of clarity, i don't think there is any way Norfolk State wins over W&M. but i could see something like W&M winning by only a TD, just because they always seem to have one atrocious game early on.

You must have seen the abortion of the game last year against Elon. xbawlingx

[CFBfan]

It is pretty obviously le high for 'Nova.

and le high's schd is littered with cupcakes as always

[Sammy94]

Take your pick......

http://www.primrose-bakery.co.uk/shop/content/images/thumbs/0000600_gift-box-12-regular-cupcakes.jpeg

[POD Knows]

Take your pick......

http://www.primrose-bakery.co.uk/shop/content/images/thumbs/0000600_gift-box-12-regular-cupcakes.jpeg

FYP

http://www.anygivensaturday.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25407&stc=1

[clenz]

I was just looking at the results from the last couple years and seeing the underdog victories and scores. A bit subjective I admit.
Let's look at this top to bottom - based on standings from last year

MVFC
NDSU
SDSU
YSU
ISUR
UNI
WIU
USD
ISUB
MSU
SIU

SoCon
The Citadel
Wofford
Chatty
Samford
Mercer
Furman
ETSU
VMI
WCU


Please, you have 2 start ups in that conference with Mercer and ETSU.
VMI is a D1 impostor
WCU is MSU

The MVFC has 7 teams who have been in the playoffs in the last 3 years. 3 teams who have played in a title game. In the playoffs something like 80% of the MVFC losses have come to other MVFC teams.

Top to bottom the SoCon isn't close to the MVFC.

This is how the bottom half of the MVFC did in the MVFC last season
Our worst team, by standings, SIU went 2-1 in the OOC with the only loss being a 1 score loss to an FBS program. outscored the two FCS opponents by a combined score of 80-39.
Missouri State beat it's only OOC FCS competition.
Indiana State went 2-0 against the FCS in OOC.
South Dakota went 1-1 and the loss was a 3 point overtime loss AT Big Sky Champion North Dakota
Western Illinois went 3-0 OOC including 2 full scholarship FCS wins and a FBS win

UNI is the only team to do poorly in the OOC last year going 0-2 against the FCS with a 6 point loss to Montana and 3 point loss at Eastern Washington.

Things are clyclical. Eventually the MVFC will come back to the rest of the FCS and the rest of the FCS will pile on the MVFC when they get the chance - deservedly so after how high and might MVFC fans have been recently. However, let's not act like WCU, VMI, Mercer, ETSU and Furman are anything more than Southern Illinois or Missouri State in MVFC play.

[DirtyDukes]

FYP

http://www.anygivensaturday.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25407&stc=1

https://media.giphy.com/media/13u62DeVLpS0UM/giphy.gif

[TheRevSFA]

FYP

http://www.anygivensaturday.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25407&stc=1

thanks for giving us sprinkles

[Sammy94]

FYP

http://www.anygivensaturday.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25407&stc=1

This is great.

[POD Knows]

thanks for giving us sprinklesIf you beat SHSU, you owe me.

[ASU33]

No way, MVSU would roll them, they have a good band and the highest paid stripper cheerleaders around


WTF is a stripper cheerleader?xconfusedx

[ElCid]

Let's look at this top to bottom - based on standings from last year

MVFC
NDSU
SDSU
YSU
ISUR
UNI
WIU
USD
ISUB
MSU
SIU

SoCon
The Citadel
Wofford
Chatty
Samford
Mercer
Furman
ETSU
VMI
WCU


Please, you have 2 start ups in that conference with Mercer and ETSU.
VMI is a D1 impostor
WCU is MSU

The MVFC has 7 teams who have been in the playoffs in the last 3 years. 3 teams who have played in a title game. In the playoffs something like 80% of the MVFC losses have come to other MVFC teams.

Top to bottom the SoCon isn't close to the MVFC.

This is how the bottom half of the MVFC did in the MVFC last season
Our worst team, by standings, SIU went 2-1 in the OOC with the only loss being a 1 score loss to an FBS program. outscored the two FCS opponents by a combined score of 80-39.
Missouri State beat it's only OOC FCS competition.
Indiana State went 2-0 against the FCS in OOC.
South Dakota went 1-1 and the loss was a 3 point overtime loss AT Big Sky Champion North Dakota
Western Illinois went 3-0 OOC including 2 full scholarship FCS wins and a FBS win

UNI is the only team to do poorly in the OOC last year going 0-2 against the FCS with a 6 point loss to Montana and 3 point loss at Eastern Washington.

Things are clyclical. Eventually the MVFC will come back to the rest of the FCS and the rest of the FCS will pile on the MVFC when they get the chance - deservedly so after how high and might MVFC fans have been recently. However, let's not act like WCU, VMI, Mercer, ETSU and Furman are anything more than Southern Illinois or Missouri State in MVFC play.

I think you misunderstood my point. I was saying that the SOCON was the most competitive in its own conference play. Not of any conference. The MVFC is easily the top conf and also has a pretty good level competition within but only considering conf games, I think the SOCON whether the second, third, or fourth best conf overall, still has the most level conf competition. The CAA is spread out pretty far, the Bid Sky even more. The top and bottom of the SOCON are closer. In the last 4 years something like 43% of the SOCON conf games have been decided by 1 score or less.

Really think "I" would think the SOCON tops the MVFC overall? Funny.

Sorry for confusion.

[BucBisonAtLarge]

Two DU come to mind. Drake lesser than Duquesne. Altho the mighty fallen Montana St is in there,unless recovered from last year. Glad to have three games to test our defenses out prior to meat grinder league play.

Beware Duquesne. They have been loading up on FBS wash-outs.

[BucBisonAtLarge]

Marist. Like most years. If we don't beat them, I get really interested in UNM Lobo football for the season.

[JSUSoutherner]

Beware Duquesne. They have been loading up on FBS wash-outs.
If Duquesne can stay within 30 of SDSU I'll come back and apologize for not taking this post seriously in any way, shape, or form.

[clenz]

If Duquesne can stay within 30 of SDSU I'll come back and apologize for not taking this post seriously in any way, shape, or form.
It's like you learned from the UNI/EIU fiasco....xlolx

[JSUSoutherner]

It's like you learned from the UNI/EIU fiasco....xlolx

If UNI can stay within 30 of SDSU I'll come back and apologize for thinking you were being a smart ass. :D

[POD Knows]

WTF is a stripper cheerleader?xconfusedxDid you watch the video? I don't know, I was waiting for a stripper pole to show up and sniffers row to magically appear.

[ASU33]

Did you watch the video? I don't know, I was waiting for a stripper pole to show up and sniffers row to magically appear.

#1 Those weren't cheerleaders those were the Satin Dolls(Dance line)

#2 I know seeing women dance with rhythm and hip movement throws you off a little bit, but there was nothing stripper-ish about it.

[JSUSoutherner]

#1 Those weren't cheerleaders those were the Satin Dolls(Dance line)

#2 I know seeing women dance with rhythm and hip movement throws you off a little bit, but there was nothing stripper-ish about it.

Is that what they think it is?

[ASU33]

Is that what they think it is?

no. that's what it is.

[POD Knows]

#1 Those weren't cheerleaders those were the Satin Dolls(Dance line)

#2 I know seeing women dance with rhythm and hip movement throws you off a little bit, but there was nothing stripper-ish about it.OK, I have been to stripper bars before, and you know, come to think of it, those gals with the stripper poles had rhythm too, just didn't notice it I guess.

[cx500d]

#1 Those weren't cheerleaders those were the Satin Dolls(Dance line)

#2 I know seeing women dance with rhythm and hip movement throws you off a little bit, but there was nothing stripper-ish about it.

As I said, I kinda liked it.

[POD Knows]

#1 Those weren't cheerleaders those were the Satin Dolls(Dance line)

#2 I know seeing women dance with rhythm and hip movement throws you off a little bit, but there was nothing stripper-ish about it.Actually, come to think of it, it reminds me of the Tranny cheerleader deal in The Longest Yard, yea, I need to find the clip.

[JSUSoutherner]

no. that's what it is.

Is it?

Based on on what I saw in 2015 they don't have a clue what rhythm, synchronization, or dance is.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpMOA8I4j6s&app=desktop

[cx500d]

Is it?

Based on on what I saw in 2015 they don't have a clue what rhythm, synchronization, or dance is.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpMOA8I4j6s&app=desktop


Yep, looks like those girls have worked a pole too.

[JSUSoutherner]

Yep, looks like those girls have worked a pole too.
Yeah, I'm sure sleeves and Sinatra is what you guys were used to having in clubs back in the 60's. :D

[ASU33]

Is it?

Based on on what I saw in 2015 they don't have a clue what rhythm, synchronization, or dance is.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpMOA8I4j6s&app=desktop

1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5, 6, 7, 8.xcoffeex

[PAllen]

#1 Those weren't cheerleaders those were the Satin Dolls(Dance line)

#2 I know seeing women dance with rhythm and hip movement throws you off a little bit, but there was nothing stripper-ish about it.

Based on the first two youtube videos that came up in my search for MVSU cheerleader performances, they look like a bunch of girls who tried out for brazzers but got laughed out of the room.

[BisonFan02]

Based on the first two youtube videos that came up in my search for MVSU cheerleader performances, they look like a bunch of girls who tried out for brazzers but got laughed out of the room.

You had to search cheerleader? This was towards the top of their results when you just search for their football.

[DirtyDukes]

I'm guessing since you all post on a sports message board you'd finish in your trousers before any of those girls could even get your pants off. Grow up, guys.

[POD Knows]

I'm guessing since you all post on a sports message board you'd finish in your trousers before any of those girls could even get your pants off. Grow up, guys.Says the guy that just posted on a message board.

[ysubigred]

Says the guy that just posted on a message board.

Got to remember; spoiled rich kids always hypocrite xnodx

[DirtyDukes]

Says the guy that just posted on a message board.

I'm also not commenting on the attractiveness of other people.


Got to remember; spoiled rich kids always hypocrite xnodx

Wait when did I become rich? I went to JMU, not Richmond bro.

[POD Knows]

I'm also not commenting on the attractiveness of other people.
.

Ah, the moral high ground, I ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice.

[ysubigred]

I'm also not commenting on the attractiveness of other people.



Wait when did I become rich? I went to JMU, not Richmond bro.

you didn't deny spoiled :D

[DirtyDukes]

you didn't deny spoiled :D

I will comment on the attractiveness of Mrs. Dirty and her ability to cook ;) They're both way better than I deserve.

[Panther88]

#1 Those weren't cheerleaders those were the Satin Dolls(Dance line)

#2 I know seeing women dance with rhythm and hip movement throws you off a little bit, but there was nothing stripper-ish about it.

Wrong audience bruh. xlolx

[Panther88]

Is it?

Based on on what I saw in 2015 they don't have a clue what rhythm, synchronization, or dance is.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpMOA8I4j6s&app=desktop


Errrrrrrrrrrr.......... that's rhythm? Forgot, this is mainstream america. lol ltmds

xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx

[PAllen]

I'm also not commenting on the attractiveness of other people.



Wait when did I become rich? I went to JMU, not Richmond bro.

Wasn't commenting on their appearances. I was commenting on their complete lack of coordination and apparent belief that they were doing anything that was pleasing to the audience.

[POD Knows]

Wasn't commenting on their appearances. I was commenting on their complete lack of coordination and apparent belief that they were doing anything that was pleasing to the audience.He was probably talking to me, I said they looked like the tranny cheerleaders on the first "The Longest Yard", but I was referring more to the dance moves.

[cx500d]

Wait when did I become rich? I went to JMU, not Richmond bro.


James Mason, George Madison, its all the same.

[DirtyDukes]

For inbred Texans with made up history books, sure.

[cx500d]

For inbred Texans with made up history books, sure.


Don't get me wrong, I thought James Mason was very good in "North By Northwest," however, I am not a native Texan, but I did get here as fast as I could.

[Smitty]

To get back on topic for a quick minute, we have a Davidson flavored cupcake this year

[Ivytalk]

URI is...oatmeal.

Or bran.

[BEAR]

Blue...Houston Baptist...by far.

2014: 70-0
2015: 43-7
2016: 56-13

Rough start for a new SLC team.

[cx500d]

Blue...Houston Baptist...by far.

2014: 70-0
2015: 43-7
2016: 56-13

Rough start for a new SLC team.


Thats up there with Sammy playoff game scores...

[POD Knows]

To get back on topic for a quick minute, we have a Davidson flavored cupcake this year

http://www.anygivensaturday.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25453&stc=1

[Go...gate]

I never think of any game as a "cupcake" for Colgate.

[Smitty]

http://www.anygivensaturday.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25453&stc=1

Hey that's not fair. We have at least upgraded ourselves to donut status, fun to eat but a giant hole in defense...

[POD Knows]

Hey that's not fair. We have at least upgraded ourselves to donut status, fun to eat but a giant hole in defense...LOL, I was going to make the Davidson half of the cupcake about 10 times bigger than the WCU side but the pic looked funny that way, so I just went with this.

[JSUSoutherner]

Hey that's not fair. We have at least upgraded ourselves to donut status, fun to eat but a giant hole in defense...
You guys get sprinkles for the POTMMB. xthumbsupx

[Panther88]

I never think of any game as a "cupcake" for Colgate.

Ditto for any team playing Prairie View A&M Univ. However, I do like the position of PVAMU being an underdog, until some witness how we hit. :D Keep that big stick on that shoulder so that we can knock it off lol. T-minus 1 month and counting.

[ASU33]

Ditto for any team playing Prairie View A&M Univ. However, I do like the position of PVAMU being an underdog, until some witness how we hit. :D Keep that big stick on that shoulder so that we can knock it off lol. T-minus 1 month and counting.

We owe you guys after the game last year.

[Panther88]

We owe you guys after the game last year.

See? Man we had a true frosh @ QB slash RB. That game was there for the taking by AlaSU but you all didn't want it. The QB we have lined up for fall 2017 will be vastly improved over what you all saw last fall @ our place.

[ASU33]

See? Man we had a true frosh @ QB slash RB. That game was there for the taking by AlaSU but you all didn't want it. The QB we have lined up for fall 2017 will be vastly improved over what you all saw last fall @ our place.

And the refs that game were blind as bats. Keep in mind we played all season with a 3rd string QB and a multitude of injuries.

[Panther88]

And the refs that game were blind as bats. Keep in mind we played all season with a 3rd string QB and a multitude of injuries.

Bama St looked pretty strong to me. Especially along the DL and the ground/pound game OL run-blocking. I think we debated that OT TD until the wheels fell off. There's a super slo-mo of it somewhere and I'll see if I can locate it.

[ASU33]

Bama St looked pretty strong to me. Especially along the DL and the ground/pound game OL run-blocking. I think we debated that OT TD until the wheels fell off. There's a super slo-mo of it somewhere and I'll see if I can locate it.

The game in Montgomery this year will be epic!

[Panther88]

The game in Montgomery this year will be epic!

Y'all got that payback for us eh? :D

[ASU33]

Y'all got that payback for us eh? :D

Darn straight!

[BisonFan02]

We owe you guys after the game last year.


See? Man we had a true frosh @ QB slash RB. That game was there for the taking by AlaSU but you all didn't want it. The QB we have lined up for fall 2017 will be vastly improved over what you all saw last fall @ our place.


And the refs that game were blind as bats. Keep in mind we played all season with a 3rd string QB and a multitude of injuries.


Bama St looked pretty strong to me. Especially along the DL and the ground/pound game OL run-blocking. I think we debated that OT TD until the wheels fell off. There's a super slo-mo of it somewhere and I'll see if I can locate it.


The game in Montgomery this year will be epic!


Y'all got that payback for us eh? :D


Darn straight!


http://i.imgur.com/49CxziY.gif

[Panther88]

Darn straight!

:D The game will be epic indeed.

[Scrappy94]

No team on our schedule should be overlooked, but our easiest game will probably be ETSU.