AGS Server Issues 09/27/2016

[ursus arctos horribilis]

Apparently the host company is having some trouble. You are going to see some problems for a bit if you can even see this message.

Alpha server down apparently.

[PantherRob82]

I can read it now. Yay!

[BEAR]

Windstream here is having major issues. Wonder if its global. xlolx

[eiu1999]

I'm sure it's noth.................

[Thumper 76]

I can read it now. Yay!

When the hell did you learn to read?

[Grizalltheway]

I can read it now. Yay!

Yeah, that was rough. Actually had to work for a couple of hours...

[PantherRob82]

Yeah, that was rough. Actually had to work for a couple of hours...

Same here.

[Catbooster]

Apparently the host company is having some trouble. You are going to see some problems for a bit if you can even see this message.

Alpha server down apparently.
Alpha gets his own server? No wonder you've had problems.

[ursus arctos horribilis]

Alpha gets his own server? No wonder you've had problems.

Yes. It runs Whiskey out to him on a regular interval and sometimes get tripped up.

[Catbooster]

Yes. It runs Whiskey out to him on a regular interval and sometimes get tripped up.
Ah! Tripped on a power cord. Makes sense.

[Go...gate]

Seems to be fine now....

[Catsfan90]

Did you try wiping it?......like, with a cloth?

[Thumper 76]

Never would have thought Alpha would follow Hillarys lead and have a private server to get hacked by the Russians xcoffeex

[BisonFan02]

You're a server issue.

[Twentysix]

So this has been happening on and off for about a week and a half.

[eiu1999]

Never would have thought Alpha would follow Hillarys lead and have a private server to get hacked by the Russians xcoffeex

Can't wait to see those emails though.

[Twentysix]

Never would have thought Alpha would follow Hillarys lead and have a private server to get hacked by the Russians xcoffeex

Russians? Clearly the hackers are 400lb bed sitters.

[Thumper 76]

Russians? Clearly the hackers are 400lb bed sitters.

What, you've never seen a 400 lb Russian?

[ursus arctos horribilis]

You're a server issue.

YOU ARE!

[BisonFan02]

YOU ARE!

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[TheKingpin28]

http://fuzzy.cc/labs/imgs/gdp_screen_550.gif

As long as I am the Dancing Banana, I can get behind this.

[ST_Lawson]

As long as I am the Dancing Banana, I can get behind this.

Sweet...I call pelvic thrusting C&H dude in the green.

Also...


YOU ARE!

...not a stadium.

[Grizalltheway]

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[ursus arctos horribilis]

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That dude in the green shirt is flat out KICKIN' IT!

[ursus arctos horribilis]

Sweet...I call pelvic thrusting C&H dude in the green.

Also...



...not a stadium.

First off, green dude is mine, me, whatever. Check the siggy lawdog, been there for nearly a decade...implies ownership, hell, designates, no flat out downright is a statement of ownership.

Secondly, dead on. Now get to meme'ing that ****.

[TheKingpin28]

Sweet...I call pelvic thrusting C&H dude in the green.

Also...



...not a stadium.

If you ever get to see Drunk Kingpin dance, besides two stepping/square/line dancing, that is literally how I dance. That is why I can relate to the banana. Just big old smile and too drunk to care. I rarely, keyword is rarely, dance sober, but since I am in a wedding this coming weekend for my best friend, I was told I have to dance at least a few times sober. This is going to be weird to dance with no whiskey or beer in the bloodstream.

[Thumper 76]

First off, green dude is mine, me, whatever. Check the siggy lawdog, been there for nearly a decade...implies ownership, hell, designates, no flat out downright is a statement of ownership.

Secondly, dead on. Now get to meme'ing that ****.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160928/eec564e608919fff2a2a3bcb175b89a6.jpg

[Twentysix]

AGS memes.

http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/4202645.jpg

[ursus arctos horribilis]

Bout f'ing time Eazy-E!

[ursus arctos horribilis]

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That's the god damn spirit Thumpey!

Now let's hashtag some ****!

numbersignnotastadium!

[ursus arctos horribilis]

BTW clenzy was killin' it today with @AGSFCS account. Some of his work on the server issue went a little sumpin like this:

First....
https://twitter.com/AGSFCS/status/780862531199836160

and then...
https://twitter.com/AGSFCS/status/780863290054369280

and finally...
https://twitter.com/AGSFCS/status/780884007051341824

He completely f'd up the first one though. That was a pic of me at a job about 10 yrs. ago when I was 50 lbs. lighter looking like a complete pussy.

[Thumper 76]

That's the god damn spirit Thumpey!

Now let's hashtag some ****!

numbersignnotastadium!

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[ursus arctos horribilis]

Thump, so close, let me help out just a bit.


The roof however means you are
#notastadium

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[Thumper 76]

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[ursus arctos horribilis]

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par excellence

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[ursus arctos horribilis]

woo

[Thumper 76]

I need a hobby xlolx

[ursus arctos horribilis]

I need a hobby xlolx

I suggest meme'ing. You can do it while drinking....much like editing audio and drinking Tito's Vodka while having fun on a message board late at night.

Oh ****, I forgot, I have a real life tomorrow. I'm out Thumper.

[Twentysix]

http://s17.postimg.org/gpv78ocgv/not_a_stadium.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-KF4kSGuVM&feature=youtu.be

[BEAR]

I visited this site today and it said "the servers are out". Troubles today?

[eiu1999]

http://www.anygivensaturday.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=23620&stc=1

[BEAR]

http://www.anygivensaturday.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=23622&stc=1

[ursus arctos horribilis]

http://www.anygivensaturday.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=23622&stc=1

I contacted them last night before you had trouble and they couldn't see anything. I just provided your screenshot to them Bear, thanks for taking it.xthumbsupx

[clenz]

I contacted them last night before you had trouble and they couldn't see anything. I just provided your screenshot to them Bear, thanks for taking it.xthumbsupx
I had the same error message this AM as well.

Site runs fine most of the time, but occasionally has slow down issues.

[ursus arctos horribilis]

I had the same error message this AM as well.

Site runs fine most of the time, but occasionally has slow down issues.

Yes, that is what I just relayed to them. It has been much more prevalent the last week plus than at pretty much anytime in the past.

I always just figure it is crappy internet on my end but when it is people all across the country I can eliminate that one....oh and all my other tabs work at an expected pace as well so...

CS is obviously on a different server.

[Twentysix]

Yesterday for at least 2 hours the site was more or less non-functional. It would load a page about 15% of the time after serious delay. Otherwise it would just send back a no-response like what bear showed.

This has been happening sporadically for about 2 weeks.

[BEAR]

Isis.

Or it's now being hosted on Hillary's server. xlolx

It must be taking up YUUUGE bandwidth!

[Twentysix]

Isis.

Or it's now being hosted on Hillary's server. xlolx

It must be taking up YUUUGE bandwidth!

Actually its hosted by Trump website services. They have the best bandwidth. Terrific bandwidth. The bandwidth and hosting capabilities of this website service is so good that you shouldn't even ask for specifics. Just realize how good it is, really it's the best.

[Twentysix]

Isis.

Or it's now being hosted on Hillary's server. xlolx

It must be taking up YUUUGE bandwidth!

Actually its hosted by Trump website services. They have the best bandwidth. Terrific bandwidth. The bandwidth and hosting capabilities of this website service is so good that you shouldn't even ask for specifics. Just realize how good it is, really it's the best.

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[BEAR]

Here we go again!

http://www.anygivensaturday.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=23633&stc=1

[ursus arctos horribilis]

Here we go again!

http://www.anygivensaturday.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=23633&stc=1

I sent you a pm. Let me know if you can help and I'll get back to em' again.

[PantherRob82]

I got that page for a minute as well.

[ursus arctos horribilis]

I got that page for a minute as well.

Ok, I will be sending you a pm as well.

[PantherRob82]

Ok, I will be sending you a pm as well.

Pm'd back.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Yes. It runs Whiskey out to him on a regular interval and sometimes get tripped up.

xcoffeex

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

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This is my Alpha server.......

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[ngineer]

Seems to be a problem going from page to page within a thread. 11:40 p.m. Friday night

[ngineer]

Things now seem back to normal. "Never mind"--Gilda Radner