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UNHWildCats
January 2nd, 2007, 06:27 PM
We gotta give the Chicken a place to squak tonite :D
MR. CHICKEN
January 2nd, 2007, 09:38 PM
WHAAAA?...........TUESDAY UH HOLIDAY...IN MONTANA?.....:confused:.....FCS MEMBERAHS.......WATCHIN'.....CARDS N' DEACONS?...:eek:.........ROUNDBALL....TAKIN' OVERAH......TIL RECRUITMENT DAY?...:(.......DRAGGIN' DUH X-MAS TREE...TA DUH CURB?...:o........YA'LL MAKIN' UP TA MOMMA......FO' DUH "BELT SANDER".....YA THOUGHT SHE DESIRED?....:nono:.........FORDHAM...STIFF RALPHIE...FO' JANUARY ?....:bawling:.............."WHAT UP"?......:mad:...AWK!

KRAFTWERK......CRASH RALPHIE'S SYSTEM?...:rolleyes:........WHERE'S MATT?.......SNOWED IN ON RTE 83...COLORADAH?...:rotateh:.......COULSON...PENNIN '...ARMANTI'S BIO?...:cool:........COACH MO'...INTERVIEWIN' FO' ALABAMA?....:hurray:.....WHAAA??
bobbythekidd
January 2nd, 2007, 09:56 PM
Your right, she didn't want a beltsander.:confused: Turns out she wanted a new dishwasher. I thought she was doing a fine job.xidiotx
MR. CHICKEN
January 2nd, 2007, 09:59 PM
HEY BOBBY.....JES' YOU AN' ME KIDD...........xcoffeex.....AWK!
blukeys
January 2nd, 2007, 10:05 PM
I saw nothing but a Mr. Chicken original which means I am still laughing my ass off!!!!:D :D :nod: :nod: xlolx xlolx xlolx xlolx
bobbythekidd
January 2nd, 2007, 10:14 PM
It looks like we have Blukeys (correct spelling) with us.
MR. CHICKEN
January 2nd, 2007, 10:14 PM
Your right, she didn't want a beltsander.:confused: Turns out she wanted a new dishwasher. I thought she was doing a fine job.xidiotx

BELT SANDER....WILL REMOVE.......DRIED UP COOKIN' GOO.....FROM DUH FAMILY HEIRLOOM CHINA........FASTER.....DAN...."CASCADE"....WHIFF ALL DEM MILLIONS UH TINY SCRUBBIN' BUBBLES...........GIVE YOU AN' MOMMA.....MO' TIME TUH MATTRESS WRESTLE........HEY BOB....BET YA CAIN'T PIN HER...GAMS...BEHIND HER......UH...ER...UM...NEVERAH MIND......:o..BAWK!
UNH_Alum_In_CT
January 2nd, 2007, 10:20 PM
I'm listening to the TSN Awards show! Obviously, not having a show tonight didn't impact me because I had some catching up to do!! xlolx xlolx Feeling a little guilty after watching all these FBS bowl games! :D :p

Can we make enough posts to get Mr. Chicken on his usual Waves Roll? :bow:
dungeonjoe
January 2nd, 2007, 10:20 PM
its worth the price of admission just to read der chickin's monologue!
TxSt02
January 2nd, 2007, 10:22 PM
brawwkkkkkk!!!
bobbythekidd
January 2nd, 2007, 10:22 PM
So what do we do to pass the time? Maybe a game of Eye Spy?

I spy something blue...

I wish Ralph had done a show or let us know what was eating him. Technical difficulties, family issues, exaustion? I hope he just wanted a week off.
MR. CHICKEN
January 2nd, 2007, 10:25 PM
"KEYS" IN DUH HOUSE....AN' BORED...AS........UH 15 YEAR OL' BABE.....WHO'S MOM & POP.....YANKED HER CELL.....FO' SWALLOWIN' TONGUE..WHIFF COUSIN ARNOLD.....UNDERAH DUH MISTLTOE....AT AUNT......VIRGINIA'S.......NO ALCOHOL/NO FUN...EGG-NOG TASTIN'........:(...AWK!
bobbythekidd
January 2nd, 2007, 10:31 PM
Truth or dare might be the answer. I would think hide and go seek would eat up a bit of time.
MR. CHICKEN
January 2nd, 2007, 10:36 PM
HEY...GOT ANY BIKINI PICS?...OK AH'LL GO FIRST!......:nod:...BAWK!
MR. CHICKEN
January 2nd, 2007, 10:36 PM
IS DAT LADY ROLLIN' IN CAT LITTERAH?
BigApp
January 2nd, 2007, 10:45 PM
hey chicken, you could go choke yourself looking at the pics listed in that cheerleader thread in the Lounge...:D :D :thumbsup:
bobbythekidd
January 2nd, 2007, 10:50 PM
Show some respect for Mr. Chicken.:nono:

The joke is hard to resist, isn't it?xlolx
BigApp
January 2nd, 2007, 10:51 PM
if you've seen the pics, it IS hard! :cool:
MR. CHICKEN
January 2nd, 2007, 10:52 PM
CHAMPIONSHIP LAD........"BIG BIRD"...POSTED UH BIKINI LADY.....DAT DUH MODS......RIPPED OFF...DIS THREAD.....FASTERAH DAN YER SISTER...UNDRESSIN'....AT UH STRIP POKER PARTY....AS.....SHE WAS HOLDIN' UH FULL HOUSE............WHO NEEDS 4' 7" SPINNERAHS.....WHIFF BOOBS..LIKE MARBLES......: smh :...BRAWK!
bobbythekidd
January 2nd, 2007, 10:57 PM
CHAMPIONSHIP LAD........"BIG BIRD"...POSTED UH BIKINI LADY.....DAT DUH MODS......RIPPED OFF...DIS THREAD.....FASTERAH DAN YER SISTER...UNDRESSIN'....AT UH STRIP POKER PARTY....AS.....SHE WAS HOLDIN' UH FULL HOUSE............WHO NEEDS 4' 7" SPINNERAHS.....WHIFF BOOBS..LIKE MARBLES......: smh :...BRAWK!
See the man knows football, and cheerleading. I only know what a spinner is b/c I watch ESPN's coverage of the cheerleading championships. (when Big Ho is not watching me):o :o

Much Respect Mr. Chicken.:bow:
BigApp
January 2nd, 2007, 10:58 PM
:D :D :D :D :D
MR. CHICKEN
January 2nd, 2007, 10:59 PM
HEY...IT AIN'T DUH COMPANY.......BUT DUH 4:30am...ALARM CLOCK....DAT IS CALLIN' DUH AVIAN.......TA JOIN HENRIETTA......IN DUH RACK.......NICE SPEAKIN' WHIFF DUH AGS FELLAHS.......MAYBEAH...RALPHIE...RIGHTS DUH SHIP....BY NEXT DUCEDAY...........NITEY.....:boring:..AWK!

:boring:...SLEEPY..NOT...BORIN'..........BRAWK!
bobbythekidd
January 2nd, 2007, 11:01 PM
Do a Google search for "the big chicken" this is the #1 return...
http://roadsidegeorgia.com/site/bigchicken.html
This is in my hometown. If you get/ or ask for directions, they all start with, "turn (left/right) at the big chicken, then.....