FCS Mock Mascots

[BearDownMU]

Being new to FCS football at Mercer, one of the most fun things has been to hear how people in our conference refer to each other with "mock" mascot names. The ones I've heard so far:

Mercer - Care Bears
Samford - Underbites
The Citadel - Bellhops, Luggage Toters
Furman - Furples, _urman, Vermin
Chattanooga - Mocks
Western Carolina - Cantamounts
Wofford - RatDogs
Don't know if I've heard a good one for VMI

And my personal favorite (not in the SoCon): Coastal Carolina - Beach Chickens. lol

Any other good FCS mock mascot names?

[Silenoz]

UM - Jizz, Thugs, Rapists, dUMb, "Dark Pink" (they can't all be winners)
MSU - Bobkitties, Kitties, Pussies, Meth State, Ron Ash and Co.
UND - Whioux, UNDies
Sac State - Suck State
Davis - various Cow-related things
EWU - various Tampon-related things, Eastern Washington Grizzly Stadium
ISU - Bungles

Dunno if anyone cares enough about anyone else

[gotts]

There's a guy on Bisonville under the handle Thundering Herd that has done a number of photoshopped logos of opponents.

I'm not having much luck with the search feature at the moment.

[eiu1999]

The unoriginal E-I-E-I-O chant ....

[BEAR]

Southland teams:

UCA purple bears, huggy bears, sugarbears
SFA - Lumberjerks, lumberjackoffs
Sam- Bearkitties, beerkats, Kants
McNeese- Hefferboys, cowgirls, brokebacks
SELA- dyins
HBU- victims, WTFs
Nicholls- Kernals, privates
NWST- Shemons
ACU- Wildkitties, wildpussies,

[clenz]

The Liberty We Weren't Founded By Religious Zelot. We Swear We Weren'ts

[OSBF]

The unoriginal E-I-E-I-O chant ....

I thought it was Old McDonald had a school, E-I, E-I, U

[OL FU]

Wofford = Ankle Biters

[Catsfan90]

I've heard University of No Hardware floated around lol

[eiu1999]

I thought it was Old McDonald had a school, E-I, E-I, U

That too.

[OL FU]

Actually The one I hated the most for Furman which you don't hear much any more (which means since I am bringing it up I will hear it a lot). It was based on a pseudo mascot and whoever had that creature crawling around at the games certainly did it for the kids but regardless they should be put in front of a firing squad.

Barney'sxrolleyesx

[Mayville Bison]

UND - University of No Defense, Whioux, the school mistaken for Notre Dame, and the other North Dakota team. They will probably be called the Sundogs for a while around North Dakota just because it pisses them off so much.

[HailSzczur]

I've been calling UDel the chickens or fighting chickens for as long as I can remember.

Maybe we could start calling them el diablo. It's like Spanish for fighting chicken

[MR. CHICKEN]

http://www.anygivensaturday.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=21650&stc=1............MONTANA............GRIZZWOLDS.... .......49-48.................FIRE BRAWK/PLAY RANKIN!

[MR. CHICKEN]

I've been calling UDel the chickens or fighting chickens for as long as I can remember.

Maybe we could start calling them el diablo. It's like Spanish for fighting chicken

...........SPANISH FO' 'NOVA.......MEANS...."NO GO"..........JES' SAYIN'....POOKIE..................FIRE BRAWK/PLAY RANKIN!

[MR. CHICKEN]

"BAFFOON-COOKMAN"

RICHMOND.........."ARACHNIDS"
WM & MARY........."BILL & MARE"
STONY BROOK....."SEA HAGS"
CAL POLY............."COW-PIE"
MONTANA............"GRIZZWOLDS"
WEBER STATE......"DWEEBER STATE"

[rokamortis]

I don't have a problem with Beach Chickens - kinda like it.

For Liberty you have the Flyin' Falwells and the less creative Flamers.

I've always thought Ticks for Richmond was a fun mock nickname.

[centennial]

UND - University of No Defense, Whioux, the school mistaken for Notre Dame, and the other North Dakota team. They will probably be called the Sundogs for a while around North Dakota just because it pisses them off so much.
http://www.greatplainscollege.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/JR-SD-01_Full_color-300x258.jpg

[Catsfan90]

I don't have a problem with Beach Chickens - kinda like it.

For Liberty you have the Flyin' Falwells and the less creative Flamers.

I've always thought Ticks for Richmond was a fun mock nickname.
I like the ticks nickname.

[Catsfan90]

Who came up with furple? That one kills me every time I hear it.

[TheRevSFA]

All we do for Sam is remind them of their runner up t-shirt

[superman7515]

Not a mock mascot, but a mascot worthy of mockery... Meackie, the MEAC conference mascot:

http://www.meachoops.com/media/galleries/2006_cheer/MEACKIE%202006.jpg

The fans couldn't stand it and it was laughed into hiding.

[Catsfan90]

Not a mock mascot, but a mascot worthy of mockery... Meackie, the MEAC conference mascot:

http://www.meachoops.com/media/galleries/2006_cheer/MEACKIE%202006.jpg

The fans couldn't stand it and it was laughed into hiding.
Omg.... That thing would scare children.

[Silenoz]

http://www.anygivensaturday.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=21650&stc=1............MONTANA............GRIZZWOLDS.... .......49-48.................FIRE BRAWK/PLAY RANKIN!

Too soon!

[FUBeAR]

Being new to FCS football at Mercer, one of the most fun things has been to hear how people in our conference refer to each other with "mock" mascot names. The ones I've heard so far:

Mercer - Care Bears, BearCubs, Mercy
Samford - Underbites, Bullpups, FredSanfords, Stamford, Sammy, Sammi
The Citadel - Bellhops, Luggage Toters, Bullpups, The ****adel, Military Prison of SC, ChuckSouth's Beeyatch (that's a fairly new one though)
Furman - Furples, _urman, Vermin
Chattanooga - Mocks. TrainBirds, Shattanooga, SoftSlippers (just made that one up, but I like it)
Western Carolina - Cantamounts, all other derogatory names for feline mascots used elsewhere in this thread
Wofford - RatDogs, PorchYappers, LittleDogs from SparkleCity
Don't know if I've heard a good one for VMI - Kangaroos, Roos, PouchCrawlers (just made that one up and I don't like it), Military Prison of VA, VeeMee

And my personal favorite (not in the SoCon): Coastal Carolina - Beach Chickens. lol

Any other good FCS mock mascot names?

Additions above in Bold

[BearDownMU]

Lol. PorchYappers.

FredSanfords is good two. I'll save that one for the last game of the season.

[BisonFan02]

There's a guy on Bisonville under the handle Thundering Herd that has done a number of photoshopped logos of opponents.

I'm not having much luck with the search feature at the moment.

Yup...... xlolx

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo131/Thundering_Herd/YSU.jpg

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo131/Thundering_Herd/RMU.jpg

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo131/Thundering_Herd/ISU.jpg

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo131/Thundering_Herd/InSU.jpg

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo131/Thundering_Herd/WIU.jpg

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo131/Thundering_Herd/UNI-1.jpg

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo131/Thundering_Herd/UND_Swallows.jpg

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo131/Thundering_Herd/weber_state2_zpsc07b201b.jpg

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo131/Thundering_Herd/furman1_zps0e08c5e1.jpg

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo131/Thundering_Herd/wofford-2.jpg

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo131/Thundering_Herd/prairieview-1.jpg
http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo131/Thundering_Herd/Missouri_St.jpg

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo131/Thundering_Herd/StFrancisU.jpg

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo131/Thundering_Herd/EWU-1.jpg

[Thumper 76]

Stunned you didn't include the one he made for the Jacks

[Mayville Bison]

http://www.greatplainscollege.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/JR-SD-01_Full_color-300x258.jpg

I actually think Sundogs could have been great with all the possibilities. Plus it was the only one there that was actually unique.


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[BisonFan02]

Stunned you didn't include the one he made for the Jacks

I can actually only find the small thumbnail version of it...the bigger one has seemingly disappeared...no idea why.

[UAalum72]

Albany, of course, inevitably became the Scoobies

http://rlv.zcache.com/svc/getimage?id=b02177a5-fa9f-4e3d-98b7-2d0bfb3fced5&max_dim=324&square_it=true

[WestCoastAggie]

Not a mock mascot, but a mascot worthy of mockery... Meackie, the MEAC conference mascot:

http://www.meachoops.com/media/galleries/2006_cheer/MEACKIE%202006.jpg

The fans couldn't stand it and it was laughed into hiding.

We also refer to our conference commissioner as "the potted plant." MEAC alumni can't stand that guy or that mascot.

[Milktruck74]

Being new to FCS football at Mercer, one of the most fun things has been to hear how people in our conference refer to each other with "mock" mascot names. The ones I've heard so far:

Mercer - Care Bears
Samford - Underbites
The Citadel - Bellhops, Luggage Toters
Furman - Furples, _urman, Vermin
Chattanooga - Mocks
Western Carolina - Cantamounts
Wofford - RatDogs
Don't know if I've heard a good one for VMI

And my personal favorite (not in the SoCon): Coastal Carolina - Beach Chickens. lol

Any other good FCS mock mascot names?


VMI - Virginia's Marching Idiots.....Who the hell pays to go to an all male school (use to be any way) have a 19 year old punk get up in your face and yell at you and make you clean all the toilets on campus?

[MR. CHICKEN]

Too soon!


....NOT SOON 'NUFF....................FIRE BRAWK/PLAY RANKIN!

[MR. CHICKEN]

Albany, of course, inevitably became the Scoobies

http://rlv.zcache.com/svc/getimage?id=b02177a5-fa9f-4e3d-98b7-2d0bfb3fced5&max_dim=324&square_it=true


......RUH ROH........SCOOBIES....IN NEWARK.....OURAH HOME COMIN'.....DOGS..................FIRE BRAWK/PLAY RANKIN!

[mamberso]

Not a mock mascot, but a mascot worthy of mockery... Meackie, the MEAC conference mascot:

http://www.meachoops.com/media/galleries/2006_cheer/MEACKIE%202006.jpg

The fans couldn't stand it and it was laughed into hiding.

This is the best mascot ever...even better than the Philly Phanatic and San Diego Chicken.

[Ivytalk]

Penn: Quackers, Penn State
Cornell: New York A&M, Cownell

[ST_Lawson]

This is the best mascot ever...even better than the Philly Phanatic and San Diego Chicken.

Even better than the Rhode Island School of Design's mascot? (I'm not going to include a picture, but you can see photos here (https://www.google.com/search?q=rhode+island+school+of+design+mascot&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=955&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0CDEQsARqFQoTCI3AiN_69sgCFcY8HgodF0ILjg)....co uld be NSFW depending on your workplace).

[bri-dog]

I can actually only find the small thumbnail version of it...the bigger one has seemingly disappeared...no idea why.

This was his collection from a few years ago (2010 I think). Many of these are repeats of yours, but includes SDSU and a couple others...

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n305/bflaagan/tweaked%20logos.jpg

[ZableNoise]

Penn: Quackers, Penn State
Cornell: New York A&M, Cownell

You left off my favorite one for Cornell: SUNY Ithaca

[ElCid]

VMI - Virginia's Marching Idiots.....Who the hell pays to go to an all male school (use to be any way) have a 19 year old punk get up in your face and yell at you and make you clean all the toilets on campus?

I know right. That is just crazy. I mean who in their right mind would do something like that, wow.......oh wait a minute. Let me rethink that.