Fishing Report

[D1B]

Memorial Day weekend - Picked up my friend from the airport in Madison and drove to River Falls and launched a canoe in the Kinnikkinnik for a 4 hour float. Didnt fish but saw a ton of browns (no time as we didn't launch untill close to 5pm). Got piss drunk on Grays Black Wheat and Blue Moon. When done, jogged 3 miles from the put out and got my mother's car to take us back to town to pick up.

Next day, hit the Rush and caught one nice brown.

June 11th - Wisconsin River - Caught a bunch of smallmouths on a Zara Spook topwater. We also landed a few nice channel cats fishing nightcrawlers under snags. Drank Mickey's Malt Liquor, Lake Louise Oatmeal Stout, had plenty of killer hydroponic from Milwaukee, chewed Grizzley Mint. Mrs. D1B wore her new bikini and life was very good.

June 18th - Lake Kegosa - Landed at least a dozen largemouths on the Zara Spook and got one nice striper on a leaf worm. The main lake was too busy with waterskiers so I ventured into the Yahara River where I hit shoreline in 2ft. of water and did well. Drank Glen Livet and Leinenkugel Red and chewed Kodiak.

[blukeys]

Looks like you caught some OK buzzes and some good looks at the MRS's. in some skimpy attire. Next time skip the bait on the hooks. It makes it more fair for the fish and will not interrupt your drinking as much. You will get a better buzz and the Mrs. will not think your hands are icky when you check out the package in the bikini. By the way how does the Mrs. Like her new bicycle? (lovingly maintained by you no doubt.)

[bison95]

Takes me back to growing up in the North Woods

[D1B]

Are we still on for the week after 7/4 D1B?

Absolutely Ralph. Cap'n and I should have our new boat by then. If not, Dad's old Lund and 25 horse Evinrude will do fine. Check your PM.

Our new boat:

http://www.swensonbrosmarine.com/Web%20Pages/New%20Boats/Lund%20Pro%20V%20IFS.jpg

[D1B]

Looks like you caught some OK buzzes and some good looks at the MRS's. in some skimpy attire. Next time skip the bait on the hooks. It makes it more fair for the fish and will not interrupt your drinking as much. You will get a better buzz and the Mrs. will not think your hands are icky when you check out the package in the bikini. By the way how does the Mrs. Like her new bicycle? (lovingly maintained by you no doubt.)

I rarely use bait unless I'm fishing for food, cats or crappies.

Mrs. D1B loves her bike. She can finally almost keep up with me. I usually work out at the gym before I ride with her so I don't blow her away. I've been training for a good part of the summer.

Last night I did a quick 40 mile jaunt in the country. Was having a great ride until S.O.D.S rapidly set in - (Sudden Onset Diareah Syndrome). I pulled off the side of the road a took a gargantuan dump behind a sign on a lonely county road. I'm in mid-**** when a truck pulled up and out came 4 Amish dudes and their lawnmowers - they were there to cut down the brush next to their, now ****-emblazened sign "Detweiler and Kaufmann Cherrywood Furniture". Typical bad luck for me. Wiped up with some McDonalds napkins I found on the side of the road when the contractions were less than 5 minutes apart. Took off and it hit me again a few miles down the road. *****!

Anyway, had fun nonetheless.

[Cap'n Cat]

I rarely use bait unless I'm fishing for food, cats or crappies.

Mrs. D1B loves her bike. She can finally almost keep up with me. I usually work out at the gym before I ride with her so I don't blow her away. I've been training for a good part of the summer.

Last night I did a quick 40 mile jaunt in the country. Was having a great ride until S.O.D.S rapidly set in - (Sudden Onset Diareah Syndrome). I pulled off the side of the road a took a gargantuan dump behind a sign on a lonely county road. I'm in mid-**** when a truck pulled up and out came 4 Amish dudes and their lawnmowers - they were there to cut down the brush next to their, now ****-emblazened sign "Detweiler and Kaufmann Cherrywood Furniture". Typical bad luck for me. Wiped up with some McDonalds napkins I found on the side of the road when the contractions were less than 5 minutes apart. Took off and it hit me again a few miles down the road. *****!

Anyway, had fun nonetheless.


LMFatAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :p :D :p :D :p

[blukeys]

I rarely use bait unless I'm fishing for food, cats or crappies.

Mrs. D1B loves her bike. She can finally almost keep up with me. I usually work out at the gym before I ride with her so I don't blow her away. I've been training for a good part of the summer.

Last night I did a quick 40 mile jaunt in the country. Was having a great ride until S.O.D.S rapidly set in - (Sudden Onset Diareah Syndrome). I pulled off the side of the road a took a gargantuan dump behind a sign on a lonely county road. I'm in mid-**** when a truck pulled up and out came 4 Amish dudes and their lawnmowers - they were there to cut down the brush next to their, now ****-emblazened sign "Detweiler and Kaufmann Cherrywood Furniture". Typical bad luck for me. Wiped up with some McDonalds napkins I found on the side of the road when the contractions were less than 5 minutes apart. Took off and it hit me again a few miles down the road. *****!

Anyway, had fun nonetheless.

Have to agree with the captain. Part of any 40 mile jaunt should be a spare inner tube and patch kit, tool kit, cell phone, H2O, and liquid imodium (works faster than the pill type). Well now that you have had that experience I guess you won't forget the imodium. Funny thing abourt riding in Amish territory (where I do most of my riding) Amish guys are always pulling up and piling out of pick up trucks. Most of these guys around here are Yoders or Millers with some Schwartzentrubers mixed in.

[D1B]

...Schwartzentrubers mixed in.

LMAO, that's some funny shyt Keyz!

It (diarhea) was horrible. I though of just ****tin in my shorts on the way home. I figure I rarely see a car. In fact, see more Amish buggies than Toyota's. Was able to hang on till I got home and then all hell broke loose. Must have been that grilled chicken and artichoke wrap I had for lunch.

http://www.kingtofer.com/images/diarrhea.jpg

"Damn, honey, soak a beach towel in windshield wiper fluid and bring it to me in the shidder!"

[blukeys]

God DIB try hitting the middle of the toilet next time! Good thing Mrs. DIB wasn't around. You would have been so icky she wouldn't let her touch you til the next century. Don't ever Shyt in your shorts on a bike. The consequences are worse than your picture. I'm not kidding put some imodium in your bike packs. This can happen again. Pack some advil for the MRS. It shows how sensitive and thoughtful you are for those long rides. This will pay dividends later on.

Schwartzentruber is not a made up name. I grew up working with and making friends with the Amish and nothing has to be made up including the towns of Intercourse and Blueball Pennsylvania. ( I always figured that if these 2 towns could merge that blueball would disappear.) I have friends who stayed Amish, friends who left and one girl I dated who left when she was 18. The stories are great.

5 minutes from my house I ride on roads with more buggies than toyotas or even Pick-up trucks!

For the record we have a lot of Kaufmanns and Detweilers around here. The Kaufmanns own a bunch of furniture stores and are very well respected. The Detweilers are a bunch of drunken rednecks who do not have a pot to P!ss in. Naturally, the Detweilers are better liked.

It's nice to know they have moved to the midwest and teamed up and gotten in business together. Between the Kaufmanns furniture knowledge and business acumen and the Detweiler's ability to lie, they should make an awesome business combination. :D :D :D

[dungeonjoe]

Have to agree with the captain. Part of any 40 mile jaunt should be a spare inner tube and patch kit, tool kit, cell phone, H2O, and liquid imodium (works faster than the pill type). Well now that you have had that experience I guess you won't forget the imodium. Funny thing abourt riding in Amish territory (where I do most of my riding) Amish guys are always pulling up and piling out of pick up trucks. Most of these guys around here are Yoders or Millers with some Schwartzentrubers mixed in.
Amish in a truck?? I can picture that like Cap'n Cat in a seminary ;) I'll bet they were Mennonite. of course if you are crapping on their sign, you probably didn't care about the difference!

[blukeys]

Amish in a truck?? I can picture that like Cap'n Cat in a seminary ;) I'll bet they were Mennonite. of course if you are crapping on their sign, you probably didn't care about the difference!

Sorry Joe you have to be around them to appreciate it. Amish can ride in a truck. They just can't drive the truck. If you live in an Amish area you know the men "catch rides" all the time. In my area it is well known that the Amish are the best finishing carpenters around and are not union. So these guys are in high demand by contractors and employers make sure they have rides. The women are in high demand as house cleaners. But you have to give them the rides.

We have a large contingent of Mennonites and Amish in Kent County Delaware and we know the difference. I have done barn raisings with them and watched them party (sometimes against the tenets of their religion) I will not get into the Sunday Night races and the drinking that involves. Trust me the Amish are more colorful and not as straitlaced as people assume.

[dungeonjoe]

Sorry Joe you have to be around them to appreciate it. Amish can ride in a truck. They just can't drive the truck. If you live in an Amish area you know the men "catch rides" all the time. In my area it is well known that the Amish are the best finishing carpenters around and are not union. So these guys are in high demand by contractors and employers make sure they have rides. The women are in high demand as house cleaners. But you have to give them the rides.

We have a large contingent of Mennonites and Amish in Kent County Delaware and we know the difference. I have done barn raisings with them and watched them party (sometimes against the tenets of their religion) I will not get into the Sunday Night races and the drinking that involves. Trust me the Amish are more colorful and not as straitlaced as people assume.
son of a gun. learn something new every day... I guess Cap'n starts his seminary classes in the fall ;) ... never thought of Malt-o-meal as a sacrament, but i am learning a lot here tonight

[blukeys]

son of a gun. learn something new every day... I guess Cap'n starts his seminary classes in the fall ;) ... never thought of Malt-o-meal as a sacrament, but i am learning a lot here tonight
Stay on the Captain and his seminary studies. He needs it. Thank God you pulled his a$$ back from the fire. But remember Joe "No Good deed goes unpunished". And as you already know. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

[dungeonjoe]

Stay on the Captain and his seminary studies. He needs it. Thank God you pulled his a$$ back from the fire. But remember Joe "No Good deed goes unpunished". And as you already know. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

thanks for the sentiment, but no credit here, blu; I think there are people on this board (and elsewhere) who know Bill far better and they were able to listen and help in more direct ways than folks like me who don't know him well using the clumsiness of an internet board. Of course, he is such a big guy I don't see anyone pulling any substantial part of his anatomy in any direction he doesn't want to go :D

[blukeys]

Of course, he is such a big guy I don't see anyone pulling any substantial part of his anatomy in any direction he doesn't want to go :D
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

You always get me laughing Joe. I'm going to have to check out one of your sermons.

[Cap'n Cat]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

You always get me laughing Joe. I'm going to have to check out one of your sermons.

Oh, you guys are too nice. Things are much better. Getting things off your chest works wonders. BTW, Joe, I'll submit a new product idea for my company - communion wafers!!!! Not much margin, I imagine, but it would be a nice "niche" business.

Carry on!

[dungeonjoe]

Oh, you guys are too nice. Things are much better. Getting things off your chest works wonders. BTW, Joe, I'll submit a new product idea for my company - communion wafers!!!! Not much margin, I imagine, but it would be a nice "niche" business.

Carry on!

To at least work this back to the thread title and fishing, if you can get communion wafers to NOT look like (and seemingly taste like) fish food, I'll be a customer :D

[blukeys]

To at least work this back to the thread title and fishing, if you can get communion wafers to NOT look like (and seemingly taste like) fish food, I'll be a customer :D

How about communion wafers that taste like Vanilla wafers. Regarding fishing. Flounder is running big time on the Delaware Bay.

[D1B]

God DIB try hitting the middle of the toilet next time! Good thing Mrs. DIB wasn't around. You would have been so icky she wouldn't let her touch you til the next century. Don't ever Shyt in your shorts on a bike. The consequences are worse than your picture. I'm not kidding put some imodium in your bike packs. This can happen again. Pack some advil for the MRS. It shows how sensitive and thoughtful you are for those long rides. This will pay dividends later on.

Schwartzentruber is not a made up name. I grew up working with and making friends with the Amish and nothing has to be made up including the towns of Intercourse and Blueball Pennsylvania. ( I always figured that if these 2 towns could merge that blueball would disappear.) I have friends who stayed Amish, friends who left and one girl I dated who left when she was 18. The stories are great.

5 minutes from my house I ride on roads with more buggies than toyotas or even Pick-up trucks!

For the record we have a lot of Kaufmanns and Detweilers around here. The Kaufmanns own a bunch of furniture stores and are very well respected. The Detweilers are a bunch of drunken rednecks who do not have a pot to P!ss in. Naturally, the Detweilers are better liked.

It's nice to know they have moved to the midwest and teamed up and gotten in business together. Between the Kaufmanns furniture knowledge and business acumen and the Detweiler's ability to lie, they should make an awesome business combination. :D :D :D

LMAO! Nice post Keyz!