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chattownmocs
August 17th, 2013, 10:40 AM
I doubt very seriously the CFPB and courts will see it this way.

The CFPB has been looking for lenders to make examples of ( the recent Colorado case is a good example) and to cement their place as a consumer friendly agency. This should fit that bill rather nicely.

Unfortunately they have no legal leg to stand on. What we did was not illegal, in any way shape or form. No legal action has been taken, none. The business did not close because of threat of legal action. That's been going on for years, but there is no beef to these threats. Let me explain, the state of New York bullied the banks into cutting off our access to the automated clearinghouse process. We lost our banks. That's why we shut down. There will be no legal charges brought.

chattownmocs
August 17th, 2013, 10:41 AM
I've gone to the last 4 games where GSU visited Chatty and the GSU folks outnumbered the Chatty fans each time. Last year was particularly sad because at the time Chat was in the thick of the conference title hunt and a playoff spot and the Vols were in a bye week.

There was hardly any tailgating among Moc fans.... it was sad.

No you didn't. You guys had a nice loud little group. You were outnumbered 3 to 1.

chattownmocs
August 17th, 2013, 10:42 AM
Rayl's injury dampens final scrimmage with video.

http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/23161503/rayls-injury-dampens-mocs-final-scrimmage

NoDak 4 Ever
August 17th, 2013, 10:44 AM
The Times Free Press backed off all of their illegality claims today. Now they are sticking with terms like "used car salesmen"

http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2013/aug/17/payday-lender-lays-off-workers/?local


On the surface, Brown's businesses appeared to be marketing agencies, IT companies and call centers. They were festooned with an ever-changing array of names like Terenine, Cloudswell, Area203, Envision and SupportSeven, but few outsiders knew that they were all part of a conglomerate that operated the now-defunct payday websites MyCashNow.com, PayDayMax.com and DiscountAdvances.com.

yep. nothing shady going on there.

You know chattown, I didn't think you could get any more ****ed. I was clearly wrong.

chattownmocs
August 17th, 2013, 10:53 AM
yep. nothing shady going on there.

You know chattown, I didn't think you could get any more ****ed. I was clearly wrong.

It's called an excellent business model. What the hell are you talking about? These companies were exactly what they said they were. They just happened to be affiliated with, and their number 1 customers were, payday lending. Read the bottom. The recruiters are swarming.

Laker
August 17th, 2013, 11:00 AM
Meth is a hell of a drug.

http://www.paydayadvanceuk.co.uk/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/lisa-robin-kelly-300x190.jpg

Apphole
August 17th, 2013, 12:14 PM
You are an idiot. We are the predator. We are the lion with no teeth that shares his dinner with hungry hyena, but asks that the hyena bring dinner the next 2 nights. Unfortunately, we have no teeth so if the hyena doesn't bring us dinner, all we can do is tell the other lions not to give them any dinner.

It is a sleazy practice that preys on the ignorance and irresponsibility of certain people, contributing to the entire country's ever-worsening economic situation. What ever helps you sleep at night, ass.

ALPHAGRIZ1
August 17th, 2013, 12:49 PM
I havent read one response on this thread, just wanted to address the title of this thread and answer.....EVERYBODY.....that whos laughing

NoDak 4 Ever
August 17th, 2013, 12:54 PM
It is a sleazy practice that preys on the ignorance and irresponsibility of certain people, contributing to the entire country's ever-worsening economic situation. What ever helps you sleep at night, ass.

Is anybody surprised at this? Getting a payday loan is a lot like rooting for Chattanooga. You really don't want to do it buy if you get in deep enough, you will end up hating yourself.

smallcollegefbfan
August 17th, 2013, 01:27 PM
It's called an excellent business model. What the hell are you talking about? These companies were exactly what they said they were. They just happened to be affiliated with, and their number 1 customers were, payday lending. Read the bottom. The recruiters are swarming.

If it was so excellent then how come you are out of a job? I hate to hit you below the belt but DUH!!!!! You guys shut down because what you were doing is wrong and finally got cut off at the knees for it. It's a crooked business model and I'm honestly glad they did what they did. I hope they do that with other companies like yours. I hope you get another job but your former company was immoral and I'm glad they were shut down.

smallcollegefbfan
August 17th, 2013, 01:28 PM
Is anybody surprised at this? Getting a payday loan is a lot like rooting for Chattanooga. You really don't want to do it buy if you get in deep enough, you will end up hating yourself.

Well not exactly like it. You get money with that loan but when you root for Chattanooga you get nothing but a 6-5 season, no trophies, no playoff bids, and you are one of about 100 fans in the stands each week. I would rather get the payday loan. LOL

Bisonoline
August 17th, 2013, 01:29 PM
http://consumerist.com/2007/06/20/payday-lenders-funded-by-bank-of-america-chase-wellsfargo-us-bancorp-wachovia/

I love how the masses want to howl at the guy in the store on the corner but won't say **** about the people backing him. YES, THE VERY SAME BANKS OUR GOVERNMENT BAILED OUT! ****ING HYPOCRITES!!!xbangx

You do realize that many banks didn't need bailing out nore did they want govt money? Problem was when they bailed out just one bank all the banks were REQUIRED to take the money.

NoDak 4 Ever
August 17th, 2013, 01:30 PM
Well not exactly like it. You get money with that loan but when you root for Chattanooga you get nothing but a 6-5 season, no trophies, no playoff bids, and you are one of about 100 fans in the stands each week. I would rather get the payday loan. LOL

I guess one would say that the transaction comes with a heavy cost to those who are dumb enough to think it's a good idea.

smallcollegefbfan
August 17th, 2013, 01:32 PM
I guess one would say that the transaction comes with a heavy cost to those who are dumb enough to think it's a good idea.

Very true. I wasn't disagreeing with you but saying it may actually be a little worse to be a Chattanooga fan unless you just listen to Chattownmocs each year because then you would have several SoCon titles, a national title, moral victories, the best team in the nation, and that super secret win against Alabama in a scrimmage last week.

What the rest of us don't realize is that Chattanooga has 6 national titles, won 3 in a row, had a QB go in the 3rd round, has 20 players in the pros, the best defense in FCS, and win the SoCon every year but we all live in a dream and Chattownmocs lives in reality.

blueballs
August 17th, 2013, 02:02 PM
No you didn't. You guys had a nice loud little group. You were outnumbered 3 to 1.

That's comical.

NoDak 4 Ever
August 17th, 2013, 02:07 PM
That's comical.

Pretty much everything in this thread has been comical.

chattownmocs
August 17th, 2013, 07:26 PM
It is a sleazy practice that preys on the ignorance and irresponsibility of certain people, contributing to the entire country's ever-worsening economic situation. What ever helps you sleep at night, ass.

There are a million things that prey on people ignorance. Telling them straight up "we are gonna loan you x amount, and you owe x amount on your payday" certainly is not one of them. I feel kind of bad for preying on your ignorance right now and making you look stupid. sorry

bjtheflamesfan
August 17th, 2013, 07:30 PM
I feel bad for your spell check...any prospects on the job front?

chattownmocs
August 17th, 2013, 07:30 PM
If it was so excellent then how come you are out of a job? I hate to hit you below the belt but DUH!!!!! You guys shut down because what you were doing is wrong and finally got cut off at the knees for it. It's a crooked business model and I'm honestly glad they did what they did. I hope they do that with other companies like yours. I hope you get another job but your former company was immoral and I'm glad they were shut down.

No, we lost our banks because of an unprecedented overreach of federal jurisdiction by the nanny state of new york. Another idiot, who has no clue what he is talking about.

NoDak 4 Ever
August 17th, 2013, 07:49 PM
There are a million things that prey on people ignorance. Telling them straight up "we are gonna loan you x amount, and you owe x amount on your payday" certainly is not one of them. I feel kind of bad for preying on your ignorance right now and making you look stupid. sorry

Like this guy.

http://www.southernpigskin.com/images/uploads/5754/russ-huesman__large.jpg

Horseshoe App
August 17th, 2013, 07:54 PM
Sort of looks like Freddy Krueger

Like this guy.

http://www.southernpigskin.com/images/uploads/5754/russ-huesman__large.jpg

smallcollegefbfan
August 17th, 2013, 08:17 PM
No, we lost our banks because of an unprecedented overreach of federal jurisdiction by the nanny state of new york. Another idiot, who has no clue what he is talking about.

I don't know a lot about the bank business for sure but I do know what you guys were doing is very immoral. I would never loan money to people in the situations you guys were. It's just not right and I always say karma will get you. If you treat people right you will have good things happen to you. Businesses who do things the right way flourish in the end and those who don't eventually close their doors. That's what happened here. Any luck on the job front? You need to look in the NFL. I think a lot of teams would love to put you in the front office of their biggest nemesis. I'm sure the Cowboys would love for you to work for the Redskins or Eagles or the Panthers would love to have you running the Falcons. :)

Apphole
August 17th, 2013, 08:18 PM
There are a million things that prey on people ignorance. Telling them straight up "we are gonna loan you x amount, and you owe x amount on your payday" certainly is not one of them. I feel kind of bad for preying on your ignorance right now and making you look stupid. sorry

Loaning them x amount, and knowing full well that they will never be able to pay the interest, but still loaning them the money. It is exactly what the banks did to cause the crash in 1929. There are stupid people all over the country, yes. But to prey on them at the expense of the greater good makes you and your former employees boni fide con men. To defend it ethically is ridiculous. I would expect nothing less from the village FCS idiot. I'm beginning to think you don't even realize what this collective forum thinks of you...

smallcollegefbfan
August 17th, 2013, 08:36 PM
Loaning them x amount, and knowing full well that they will never be able to pay the interest, but still loaning them the money. It is exactly what the banks did to cause the crash in 1929. There are stupid people all over the country, yes. But to prey on them at the expense of the greater good makes you and your former employees boni fide con men. To defend it ethically is ridiculous. I would expect nothing less from the village FCS idiot. I'm beginning to think you don't even realize what this collective forum thinks of you...

I'm just humoring him because I know this gets him excited but I hope the rest of you know he didn't really work for that bank. He knew that we would have this argument with him over all of this. You know he doesn't believe 90% of what he says and he knows what they were doing is wrong. I'm thinking we should all just ignore this thread and him because he keeps spinning and bringing new topics in to debate. He is just sitting back laughing. I think I know exactly who this guy is. I'm going to tell it once I have someone who knows the internet snoop around and confirm it for me.

Bisonoline
August 18th, 2013, 05:34 PM
Whos laughing now? I am after reading this little tid bit----

What is a Moc?

The term “Moc” is short for “Mockingbird.” Mockingbirds are fiercely territorial creatures which protect their homes with courage, determination and skill. Those attributes reflect the intellect, spirit and character of UTC student-athletes and alumni. A Moc is a champion on the playing surface, in the classroom and, most importantly, in life.

Laker
August 18th, 2013, 06:07 PM
Whos laughing now? I am after reading this little tid bit----

What is a Moc?

The term “Moc” is short for “Mockingbird.” Mockingbirds are fiercely territorial creatures which protect their homes with courage, determination and skill. Those attributes reflect the intellect, spirit and character of UTC student-athletes and alumni. A Moc is a champion on the playing surface, in the classroom and, most importantly, in life.

When I was growing up UTC was the “Moccasins.” A snake was used in the 1920s and a moccasin shoe was used in the 1980s. Up until 1996 an American Indian was used.

Bisonoline
August 18th, 2013, 06:26 PM
When I was growing up UTC was the “Moccasins.” A snake was used in the 1920s and a moccasin shoe was used in the 1980s. Up until 1996 an American Indian was used.

Yeah I read that on Wiki. Talk about an identity problem. Hmmmm is this the reason our fav moc is scitzo?

Laker
August 18th, 2013, 07:08 PM
Yeah I read that on Wiki. Talk about an identity problem. Hmmmm is this the reason our fav moc is scitzo?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9a/Florida_Water_Moccasin_056.jpg/800px-Florida_Water_Moccasin_056.jpg

dgtw
August 18th, 2013, 07:16 PM
At a tailgate in Jacksonville last year, someone put a copy of a certain book by Harper Lee on the table.

pike51
August 18th, 2013, 08:14 PM
I have no dog in the fight, but do I seriously see people on here stating that people have the right to be deadbeats and not their bills? I don't care for the payday lending industry either, but the elitist banks are never going to touch that type of clientale and you all know it. How many banks that lend at the right rate of interest, as if there is one, still manage to steal from people anyway? Monthly fees, overdraft "protection", "insurance" on loans and let's face FACTS America, insurance is nothing but a legalized form of extortion that preys upon unfounded fears and how you "have to have it." No you don't. Insurance is the biggest goddamn lie that has ever been perpetrated upon the citizens of this nation. I have 2 forms of this legalized extortion. 1)life, the smallest policy I can find because a)I'm single, b)when I die, cremate my ass and c)no children, and don't plan to have any, and I ain't leaving **** to anybody. 2)auto, for the simple fact that a)drunk drivers do exist and b)the bastards can ARREST ME and take my car simply because I don't have it. No there's no constituional violation there is there?

GODDAMN INSURANCE UNDERWRITERS. If anybody on this board sells insurance, then you're a bigger ****ing crook than mr payday lender. At least his rates ARE posted. **** INSURANCE AND I LOOK FORWARD TO PAYING OBAMA'S FINE WHEN THE BILL COMES! BASTARDS!

Wow... looks like somebody needs to quit drinking the bong water.

eaglewraith
August 18th, 2013, 08:19 PM
So I'm watching our championship game from 1999 right now.

Funny enough UTC hasn't even been mentioned yet and we're in the 3rd quarter. Rod Gilmore's happy ass won't shut up though so maybe he's the one that brings it up. Am I missing something? I thought this brought a lot of recognition to UTC.

Southern Bison
August 18th, 2013, 09:25 PM
Wow... looks like somebody needs to quit drinking the bong water.

I'm with you on that one Pike. madhatterCAT doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to being a responsible adult.

NoDak 4 Ever
August 18th, 2013, 09:45 PM
I have no dog in the fight, but do I seriously see people on here stating that people have the right to be deadbeats and not their bills? I don't care for the payday lending industry either, but the elitist banks are never going to touch that type of clientale and you all know it. How many banks that lend at the right rate of interest, as if there is one, still manage to steal from people anyway? Monthly fees, overdraft "protection", "insurance" on loans and let's face FACTS America, insurance is nothing but a legalized form of extortion that preys upon unfounded fears and how you "have to have it." No you don't. Insurance is the biggest goddamn lie that has ever been perpetrated upon the citizens of this nation. I have 2 forms of this legalized extortion. 1)life, the smallest policy I can find because a)I'm single, b)when I die, cremate my ass and c)no children, and don't plan to have any, and I ain't leaving **** to anybody. 2)auto, for the simple fact that a)drunk drivers do exist and b)the bastards can ARREST ME and take my car simply because I don't have it. No there's no constituional violation there is there?

GODDAMN INSURANCE UNDERWRITERS. If anybody on this board sells insurance, then you're a bigger ****ing crook than mr payday lender. At least his rates ARE posted. **** INSURANCE AND I LOOK FORWARD TO PAYING OBAMA'S FINE WHEN THE BILL COMES! BASTARDS!

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee50/Renick-_-Reider/funny-animated-gifs-you-are-so-dumb.gif

ASUMountaineer
August 19th, 2013, 08:16 AM
Actually, this is the exact opposite of that you brainless. This is the government stomping out free enterprise because it didn't get a big enough piece of the pie. Ill be employed again very shortly and you will still be a little b****.

I believe you're missing a noun...

ASUMountaineer
August 19th, 2013, 08:16 AM
It is a sleazy practice that preys on the ignorance and irresponsibility of certain people, contributing to the entire country's ever-worsening economic situation. What ever helps you sleep at night, ass.

Caveat Emptor?

NoDak 4 Ever
August 21st, 2013, 02:57 PM
Bump. How'd this get off the front page? If I had any juice, I'd sticky this mother****er.

DJKyR0
August 21st, 2013, 03:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/tfm9NEA.jpg

Bump.

Bisonoline
August 21st, 2013, 03:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/tfm9NEA.jpg

Bump.

[QUOTE=DJKyR0;1990820]http://i.imgur.com/tfm9NEA.jpg

NoDak 4 Ever
August 22nd, 2013, 12:55 PM
I don't think we actually asked this question.

When does Chatty see it's first loss? Will they make it all the way to Georgia Southern?

eaglewraith
August 22nd, 2013, 01:47 PM
I don't think we actually asked this question.

When does Chatty see it's first loss? Will they make it all the way to Georgia Southern?

I think so. They have a tendency to be a bit "premature" at the beginning of the season, so by the time the serious games show up they've blown their load.

CID1990
August 22nd, 2013, 01:55 PM
It's possible.

BEAR
August 22nd, 2013, 01:56 PM
I'm laughing this thread is 80 pages long....xnodx xlolx

walliver
August 22nd, 2013, 02:19 PM
I'm laughing this thread is 80 pages long....xnodx xlolx

80 pages long and UTC is still undefeated!

NoDak 4 Ever
August 22nd, 2013, 02:24 PM
80 pages long and UTC is still undefeated!

yep. take a picture - neither of those is gonna last.

catamount man
August 23rd, 2013, 09:05 AM
I'm with you on that one Pike. madhatterCAT doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to being a responsible adult.

I go to work when I'm scheduled, pay my bills, provide for myself, pay my taxes....**** no, I'm not responsible at all(sarcasm). ****ing low life pussy.

NoDak 4 Ever
August 23rd, 2013, 09:14 AM
I go to work when I'm scheduled, pay my bills, provide for myself, pay my taxes....**** no, I'm not responsible at all(sarcasm). ****ing low life pussy.

Yep...you're just nuts. No big deal.

pike51
August 23rd, 2013, 09:38 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XISHDydN7i0/TnPEsA_eqQI/AAAAAAAACKo/LYNc0CxiFqs/s320/dancing+monkeys.gif

NoDak 4 Ever
August 23rd, 2013, 09:50 AM
Hell I may just post the weather and a cheapshot every day to keep this on the main page.

Hot and humid today in Kansas.

Chatty sucks harder than a crack whore on King Street

ASUMountaineer
August 23rd, 2013, 10:03 AM
I go to work when I'm scheduled, pay my bills, provide for myself, pay my taxes....**** no, I'm not responsible at all(sarcasm). ****ing low life pussy.

Calling names like a 5-year old will show him that you're a responsible adult. Well played, Catamountman.

813Jag
August 23rd, 2013, 10:05 AM
let's keep this going, next week this is the offical game thread! xlolx

NoDak 4 Ever
August 23rd, 2013, 10:05 AM
Calling names like a 5-year old will show him that you're a responsible adult. Well played, Catamountman.

I only met one WCU grad ever and he was quite the dip. You are expecting a lot from them.

NoDak 4 Ever
August 23rd, 2013, 10:06 AM
let's keep this going, next week this is the offical game thread! xlolx

As we have stated earlier. It's not really going to be fun until they get into conference play. They are going to be in for quite the rude awakening then.

pike51
August 23rd, 2013, 11:20 AM
I only met one WCU grad ever and he was quite the dip. You are expecting a lot from them.

My dad is a WCU grad. He may be the smartest man I know... but he also went to Wake Forest and WVU.

Paul Johnson is also a WCU grad.

Just goes to show, even a blind hog gets laid every now and again.

catamount man
August 23rd, 2013, 12:08 PM
[QUOTE=pike51;1991563]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XISHDydN7i0/TnPEsA_eqQI/AAAAAAAACKo/LYNc0CxiFqs/s320/dancing+monkeys.gif[/QUOTE

LOL AT THIS! Ain't gonna touch this one at all................

chattownmocs
August 25th, 2013, 05:41 PM
This thread to a silly turn into a liberal rally. It doesn't matter what your political opinions are, nor whether you are offended by free enterprise. The Mocs will still dominate.

citdog
August 25th, 2013, 05:47 PM
The Mocs will still dominate.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejeW00YcZIc

GATA
August 25th, 2013, 05:51 PM
This thread to a silly turn into a liberal rally. It doesn't matter what your political opinions are, nor whether you are offended by free enterprise. The Mocs will still dominate.

I'm sick of Chattanooga pretending to have a football program.

CID1990
August 26th, 2013, 01:04 AM
This thread to a silly turn into a liberal rally. It doesn't matter what your political opinions are, nor whether you are offended by free enterprise. The Mocs will still dominate.

I am dumbfounded and confused by what you just wrote, which is strange since I am smarter than you to the nth power.

Help me out here.... is that known as a paradox?

asucrutch23
August 26th, 2013, 08:13 AM
My dad is a WCU grad. He may be the smartest man I know... but he also went to Wake Forest and WVU.

Paul Johnson is also a WCU grad.

Just goes to show, even a blind hog gets laid every now and again.


PJ came to his senses and returned closer to home (Newland, NC, about 20 miles from Boone) for his MS.

ASUMountaineer
August 26th, 2013, 09:27 AM
I only met one WCU grad ever and he was quite the dip. You are expecting a lot from them.

xlolx True statement.

Bisonator
August 26th, 2013, 11:28 AM
The Mocs will still dominate.

xlmaox

pike51
August 27th, 2013, 08:29 AM
Why is this thread on page 2? Can we get a sticky or something?

AppChicago
August 27th, 2013, 12:13 PM
Wow. This thread is like the entire internet rolled into one convenient little *****show.

My prediction: Chatty 475- Ditka 0

Southern Bison
August 27th, 2013, 12:50 PM
Wow. This thread is like the entire internet rolled into one convenient little *****show.

My prediction: Chatty 475- Ditka 0

The Lowe's and Home Depots in Chattanooga called in for more shovels...seems they can't keep them on the shelves since this thread started.

My prediction: Chatty's win saves the nation from annihilation by Muslim terrorists. They are so impressed by Mocs football, they renounce their ways and future with 71 virgins, enroll at UT-C and hook up with 71 slutty broads!!

texcap
August 27th, 2013, 01:26 PM
Wow. This thread is like the entire internet rolled into one convenient little *****show.

My prediction: Chatty 475- Ditka 0

Is that the mini-Ditka or the full size Ditka? If it is the full size I think you are off: Chatty 475 Full size Ditka 3.

pike51
August 27th, 2013, 02:35 PM
Is that the mini-Ditka or the full size Ditka? If it is the full size I think you are off: Chatty 475 Full size Ditka 3.

What if it's mini-Ditka's coached by Ditka himself?

NoDak 4 Ever
August 27th, 2013, 02:41 PM
What if it's mini-Ditka's coached by Ditka himself?

http://images.wikia.com/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/b/b3/Kevin-Butler-Mind-Blown.gif

Silenoz
August 27th, 2013, 03:11 PM
I need some updates here!



















...did you get the Subway job or not?

NoDak 4 Ever
August 27th, 2013, 03:47 PM
I need some updates here!





















...did you get the Subway job or not?

The sky is still blue.

Chatty still sucks

Chattown is still ****ing deluded.

fmrbearkat
August 27th, 2013, 03:47 PM
I need some updates here!



















...did you get the Subway job or not?


Subway wasn't hiring so he got another job in the business of helping people in a bind!


18055

Apphole
August 27th, 2013, 05:14 PM
I heard Chattown was the new NY Jets QB.

NoDak 4 Ever
August 27th, 2013, 05:20 PM
Subway wasn't hiring so he got another job in the business of helping people in a bind!


18055

Maybe he'd make them a 12 inch but take half away as a "fee"

AppChicago
August 28th, 2013, 09:01 AM
Maybe he'd make them a 12 inch but take half away as a "fee"

Those people knew full well what they were getting into when they bought that sandwich. *burp*

chattownmocs
August 28th, 2013, 10:45 AM
http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2013/aug/28/mocs-tull-after-bigger-game-than-awards/?sportscollege

Davis Tull is after Championships..

And DJ Key will start.

ALPHAGRIZ1
August 28th, 2013, 10:50 AM
Everybody Laughs - by the Screaming Trees is a very good song.

NoDak 4 Ever
August 28th, 2013, 10:55 AM
http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2013/aug/28/mocs-tull-after-bigger-game-than-awards/?sportscollege

Davis Tull is after Championships..

And DJ Key will start.

He went to the wrong school.

Mattymc727
August 28th, 2013, 11:08 AM
Do you guys think the Mocs could beat the Jaguars? the Jacksonville Jaguars?

ALPHAGRIZ1
August 28th, 2013, 11:17 AM
Do you guys think the Mocs could beat the Jaguars? the Jacksonville Jaguars?

Only like everyday of the week!

fmrbearkat
August 28th, 2013, 11:39 AM
Do you guys think the Mocs could beat the Jaguars? the Jacksonville Jaguars?

Dubest question of the year!! Of course they would :-)

NoDak 4 Ever
August 28th, 2013, 11:44 AM
Dubest question of the year!! Of course they would :-)

wrong, there would be so much suck the whole place would implode.

rokamortis
August 28th, 2013, 11:54 AM
http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2013/aug/28/mocs-tull-after-bigger-game-than-awards/?sportscollege

Davis Tull is after Championships..

And DJ Key will start.

Frierson provides great coverage for you guys but I wonder if be helps setup the high expectations with articles like this.

ASUMountaineer
August 28th, 2013, 12:24 PM
He went to the wrong school.

False. He went to the school that hosted the National Championship game 14 times...14 times! Seriously, he went to the perfect school--even losses count as wins.

pike51
August 28th, 2013, 12:28 PM
Who would win if the Mocs, with 11 mini-Ditkas playing and coached by Ditka, were to face themselves, except with 11 mini-Tebows during a hurricane? AND... the name of the hurricane is Hurricane Ditka! And the game is played on mini-Tebow's birthday.

BisonFan02
August 28th, 2013, 12:38 PM
Who would win if the Mocs, with 11 mini-Ditkas playing and coached by Ditka, were to face themselves, except with 11 mini-Tebows during a hurricane? AND... the name of the hurricane is Hurricane Ditka! And the game is played on mini-Tebow's birthday.

Mocs...no Ditkas or Tebows needed

blueballs
August 28th, 2013, 01:02 PM
Do you guys think the Mocs could beat the Jaguars? the Jacksonville Jaguars?

They'd beat them like a prison dick....

chattownmocs
August 29th, 2013, 10:59 AM
GameDay....

http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2013/aug/29/utc-football-gameday/?sportscollege

Frierson overly conservative with his prediction.

fmrbearkat
August 29th, 2013, 12:56 PM
GameDay....

http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2013/aug/29/utc-football-gameday/?sportscollege

Frierson overly conservative with his prediction.

I've lost all respect for Frieson!!! He must be an idiot to not know that Chatanooga willwin by 70 and the final score will be something like 56 to -14 or 63 to -7!!! With that defense they will actually put Martin in the negative figures!!!

smallcollegefbfan
August 29th, 2013, 01:18 PM
GameDay....

http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2013/aug/29/utc-football-gameday/?sportscollege

Frierson overly conservative with his prediction.

To be honest I think you should catch heck if UTC doesn't win by 14. If this game is close or UTM wins then you are in for a long year. UTC should beat UTM by at least 14-17, and it would not shock me if you won by 20-23. Your real test doesn't come until game three in my mind. If UTM beats you then you are in big trouble.

Jazzman1522
August 29th, 2013, 02:03 PM
OVC! OVC! OVC! Go Skyhawks!

erk
August 29th, 2013, 02:09 PM
WOW!!!!!!!!! New to this site and just browsing, but that is the only word that comes to mind reference this thread.

PantherRob82
August 29th, 2013, 02:43 PM
His write up and his score prediction don't seem to go hand in hand.

DJKyR0
August 29th, 2013, 03:23 PM
This thread is going to go down as some kind of USS Arizona-type monument.

parr90
August 29th, 2013, 07:49 PM
Chattanooga not looking so good ut Martin is playing pretty good I thought aChattanooga was supposed to be the team this year

DJKyR0
August 29th, 2013, 07:50 PM
Uh oh! Ut-Martin leading God's Chosen Football Squad 7-0 late in the second quarter! The title run is in jeopardy!

DrStrangelove
August 29th, 2013, 07:50 PM
UTM has drawn first blood.

Twenty-four yard pick six of Huesman gives Skyhawks 7-0 lead.

The Eagle's Cliff
August 29th, 2013, 07:54 PM
UTM has drawn first blood.

Twenty-four yard pick six of Huesman gives Skyhawks 7-0 lead.

Hilarious!

Mountaineer
August 29th, 2013, 07:57 PM
UTM has drawn first blood.

Twenty-four yard pick six of Huesman gives Skyhawks 7-0 lead.

xlolx

Does chattown even make it to week two?

parr90
August 29th, 2013, 08:02 PM
UT martins D is stuffing UTC. The mocs OL not looking to good.

BisonFan02
August 29th, 2013, 08:03 PM
xlolx

Does chattown even make it to week two?

No chance he makes it and I'm already starting to wonder why I fell for the "hype" and picked them as an "at large" in Clenz's pick em game.

DrStrangelove
August 29th, 2013, 08:08 PM
UT martins D is stuffing UTC. The mocs OL not looking to good.

Is the UTC O-line the greatest ever or is it the D-line? I can't remember.

Bisonator
August 29th, 2013, 08:08 PM
xlolx

Does chattown even make it to week two?

They lose to UTM and this is going to be a hall of fame thread for sure!xhypedx

Eaglesrus
August 29th, 2013, 08:16 PM
Seems like the coach would make a concentrated effort to find some guys who could protect his son.

fmrbearkat
August 29th, 2013, 08:36 PM
Did I read the score wrong???? Is 0-7 Martin misprinted and supposed to be 60 to negative 7???? If its true the world is ending!!! I'm heading to my bunker!!

bjtheflamesfan
August 29th, 2013, 08:41 PM
Does anyone notice how he never posts during games

The Eagle's Cliff
August 29th, 2013, 08:45 PM
Does anyone notice how he never posts during games
Can't fault him for that. Hopefully he's at the game.

eaglewraith
August 29th, 2013, 08:52 PM
Can't fault him for that. Hopefully he's at the game.

Yea that's one thing we really can't ride his ass about.

DrStrangelove
August 29th, 2013, 08:52 PM
And a 13-yard run by Dylan Favre makes it 14-0, Skyhawks.

Nickels
August 29th, 2013, 08:52 PM
xlolx

The Eagle's Cliff
August 29th, 2013, 08:53 PM
14-0 UT-Martin!xlolx

eagle07
August 29th, 2013, 08:55 PM
Look at their schedule, lose this and they are pretty much already on the playoff bubble with GaSou, App, and Bama on the horizon

The Eagle's Cliff
August 29th, 2013, 08:58 PM
Mocs get two big plays to score for the first time in 2013 with a minute left in the 3rd. 14-7 UT-M

eagle07
August 29th, 2013, 08:58 PM
14-7 chattownmocs just took a breath

DJKyR0
August 29th, 2013, 08:59 PM
chattanooga clearly the better team at this point. Obviously. Learn how to watch football, guys.

DrStrangelove
August 29th, 2013, 08:59 PM
Mocs showing some life. Huesman to Shafaat for an 18-yard touchdown.

14-7, Skyhawks.

eagle07
August 29th, 2013, 09:10 PM
21-7

The Eagle's Cliff
August 29th, 2013, 09:10 PM
UT-Martin RUNNING all over the UTC D-Line. Another Skyhawk TD! 21-7xspankx

Mattymc727
August 29th, 2013, 09:11 PM
This is magical

DrStrangelove
August 29th, 2013, 09:11 PM
And, just like that, it's a two-touchdown game.

Dylan Favre, 13-yard strike to Chris Thompson. Mocs might want to think about stopping Trent Garland, who appears to be gashing the UTC defense. ESPN GameCast has him with four carries for 57 yards.

BisonFan02
August 29th, 2013, 09:11 PM
UT-Martin RUNNING all over the UTC D-Line. Another Skyhawk TD! 21-7xspankx

Best D Line in the country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seven Would Be Nice
August 29th, 2013, 09:12 PM
Anyone seen chattown?

eagle07
August 29th, 2013, 09:12 PM
Best D Line in the country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol =)

eagle07
August 29th, 2013, 09:13 PM
Anyone seen chattown?

probably at the game inhaling vigorously!

The Eagle's Cliff
August 29th, 2013, 09:17 PM
UTC punts

The Eagle's Cliff
August 29th, 2013, 09:21 PM
Chattown is the announcer who just wondered "when is the last time we gave up over 200 yards rushing?"
Um.. two games ago to Wofford 215 and 4 games ago to GSU 372.

JaxSigEp94
August 29th, 2013, 09:22 PM
aahhhh, I called this one when chatty decided to no longer play Jax State and instead focus on "easy" UTM and Austin Peay to help their season record.....
I knew Martin would spank that a$z- - as for Peay, well, most everyone gets to tap that one....
Good day for the Skyhawks - and a good day for the OVC. Just like McDonald's.....I'm lovin' it!

GO GAMECOCKS!

The Eagle's Cliff
August 29th, 2013, 09:28 PM
Guess it's a Tennessee thing to suck. UTM fumbles to give the Mocs a short field and a TD. 21-14 with under 8 min left

The Eagle's Cliff
August 29th, 2013, 09:30 PM
LOL!!!! UTM returns the kickoff to the UTC 30

eagle07
August 29th, 2013, 09:32 PM
espn gamecast is down =(, thanks for the updates Cliff

The Eagle's Cliff
August 29th, 2013, 09:35 PM
Over 400 yards of offense and 4 minutes LESS TOP for UTM. Sounds like an awesome D Chatty has. UTM knocking on the door with less than 6 minutes

The Eagle's Cliff
August 29th, 2013, 09:39 PM
4:39 left UTM stalls out with a penalty at the 12 to try a FG

The Eagle's Cliff
August 29th, 2013, 09:40 PM
Good UTM 24-14

Skjellyfetti
August 29th, 2013, 09:43 PM
Thanks for the updates!

bobcathpdevil56
August 29th, 2013, 09:44 PM
This could be the best first Thursday ever

dgtw
August 29th, 2013, 09:44 PM
In answer to the question posed in the thread's title, I'd say we all are.

eagle07
August 29th, 2013, 09:45 PM
They are immediately on the Bubble after this game if they lose it. This may be the game they look back at and say, well if Huesman had won this one they would have been 8-4 and made the playoffs.

7-5 may get them in with no GSU and APP

Nickels
August 29th, 2013, 09:45 PM
In answer to the question posed in the thread's title, I'd say we all are.
xlolxxnodx

The Eagle's Cliff
August 29th, 2013, 09:46 PM
Turn over on down at UTC 35 with 4 minutes left

GSUhooligan
August 29th, 2013, 09:48 PM
TD UTM, 31-14 Skyhawks...

The Eagle's Cliff
August 29th, 2013, 09:48 PM
TOUCHDOWN!!! 31-14 UTM

mountaineer in Cane Land
August 29th, 2013, 09:48 PM
I just turned on the game, and the first thing I see is the home stands with maybe 1000 people, after seeing that, and watching the 4th quarter, I just don't have the heart anymore to pick on Chatt anymore, its just the same thing, year, after year, after year. I mean dam, after awhile you got to feel for the players. Im to the point where Im going to start pulling for them, (not against my mountaineers ofcourse, I hope we destroy them).

Skjellyfetti
August 29th, 2013, 09:49 PM
Obama needs to intervene in this game immediately.

Chattanooga's magical season must be allowed to continue (at least out of August ffs)!

eagle07
August 29th, 2013, 09:49 PM
Gonna be a sad Friday at the huesman house

Southern Bison
August 29th, 2013, 09:50 PM
Too soon to play for their season? And this thread?

http://www.hark.com/clips/vgdhmqmngm-taps

The Eagle's Cliff
August 29th, 2013, 09:50 PM
Up the gut from the 33. Two back from UTM with over 100 yards rushing and my belly hurts I've laughed so much. Thank you Chattown for this wonderful gift of laughter

eagle07
August 29th, 2013, 09:51 PM
Up the gut from the 33. Two back from UTM with over 100 yards rushing and my belly hurts I've laughed so much. Thank you Chattown for this wonderful gift of laughter

Best D-Line in the country!

BisonFan02
August 29th, 2013, 09:51 PM
Chatty just quit.....have at least some heart.

citdog
August 29th, 2013, 09:51 PM
HOLY ****! Someone make sure Chattown stays away from firearms, sharp objects, tall buildings, and the Cooper River Bridge.



http://gabbingirlsblog.info/storage/Giggling-Girls.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1336093024006

eaglesrthe1
August 29th, 2013, 09:51 PM
6 missed tackles on that TD run.

dgtw
August 29th, 2013, 09:51 PM
And a 13-yard run by Dylan Favre makes it 14-0, Skyhawks.

Brett's son?

Skjellyfetti
August 29th, 2013, 09:52 PM
18072

GATA_Eagles
August 29th, 2013, 09:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONN-0uoTHI

pike51
August 29th, 2013, 09:52 PM
Too soon for them to start calling for Heusman's job?

asucrutch23
August 29th, 2013, 09:52 PM
Brett's son?


Nephew.

eagle07
August 29th, 2013, 09:52 PM
Brett's son?

I think nephew, but I may be wrong

FCS_pwns_FBS
August 29th, 2013, 09:52 PM
TOUCHDOWN!!! 31-14 UTM
I swear if UTC wins the autobid I will disavow any association GSU has had with the SoCon.

eagle07
August 29th, 2013, 09:54 PM
Too soon for them to start calling for Heusman's job?

I think he is done if they don't make the playoffs, not looking good with this loss and their schedule

eaglesrback
August 29th, 2013, 09:55 PM
Where is he?

eagle07
August 29th, 2013, 09:56 PM
Where is he?

He is very much like the famous groundhog, he poked his head out saw the first loss and ran back into his hole

pike51
August 29th, 2013, 09:56 PM
Where is he?

Prolly getting his new Tennessee "Smoke" jersey all ready for Saturday.

ElCid
August 29th, 2013, 09:57 PM
I have watched the entire second half and Chatty looks horrible. I am not sure they know how to tackle. UTM looks OK, but the Mocs just look ... bad. They are embarrassing the SOCON. I think they started believing all the hype written about them. Will they become demoralized or look at this as a wake up call? I am hoping demoralized.

clenz
August 29th, 2013, 09:58 PM
O/U on next Chattown sighting....



Signing day 2014

Squealofthepig
August 29th, 2013, 10:00 PM
I think he is done if they don't make the playoffs, not looking good with this loss and their schedule

I was curious, so here's the remaining schedule for UTC:

@ Georgia State
vs Austin Peay
@ GSU
vs. W Carolina
vs. Furple
@ Elon
vs. The Cit
@ App
vs. Wofford
@ Samford
@ Alabama

Even if (for argument's sake) they win the rest of their home games, it's going to be pretty tough to find two more wins just to be eligible.

Silenoz
August 29th, 2013, 10:00 PM
I just showed up, so let me get this out of the system...

xlolx














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bobbythekidd
August 29th, 2013, 10:01 PM
Yeah I'll take the under. It'll be good reading when he does show.

pike51
August 29th, 2013, 10:01 PM
The UTC/GA State game may actually be competitive.

mountaineer in Cane Land
August 29th, 2013, 10:01 PM
over 8 months, dam, I just posted I wouldn't pick on them anymore, and I didn't last 10 minutes, man its like a drug, I want to quit, but I cant!!

clenz
August 29th, 2013, 10:01 PM
@ Georgia State - 50/50...
vs Austin Peay - W
@ GSU - L
vs. W Carolina - W
vs. Furple - W
@ Elon - L
vs. The Cit - L
@ App - L
vs. Wofford - L
@ Samford - W
@ Alabama - L

I think 5 wins is optimistic right now

eaglewraith
August 29th, 2013, 10:02 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mattymc727
August 29th, 2013, 10:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDRrjFjJ9fI

Redbirdz
August 29th, 2013, 10:05 PM
UTC - Severely overrated.

Skjellyfetti
August 29th, 2013, 10:06 PM
Just imagine if both his Tennessee Vols AND his mighty Chatty Mocs lose to Austin Peay...

pike51
August 29th, 2013, 10:06 PM
@ Georgia State - 50/50...
vs Austin Peay - W
@ GSU - L
vs. W Carolina - W
vs. Furple - W
@ Elon - L
vs. The Cit - L
@ App - L
vs. Wofford - L
@ Samford - W
@ Alabama - L

I think 5 wins is optimistic right now

I don't think they beat Samford playing like this. They will be lucky to win 4 games at this rate.

Bison56
August 29th, 2013, 10:07 PM
Whos laughing now? I am and I am sure I am not alone.

clenz
August 29th, 2013, 10:07 PM
Samford and Furman I was iffy on.

I see 5 wins optimistically, 4 realistically, and 3 as a very viable option

Skjellyfetti
August 29th, 2013, 10:09 PM
Odds defacto SoCon 'champ' has a losing record?

Cocky
August 29th, 2013, 10:11 PM
Are yall really surprised? This was a sure win for UTM.
UTC can always find a way to lose then blame the officials.

clenz
August 29th, 2013, 10:11 PM
Odds defacto SoCon 'champ' has a losing record?
high

citdog
August 29th, 2013, 10:14 PM
The Citadel and Wofford........THAT"S WHO

eagle07
August 29th, 2013, 10:14 PM
The Citadel and Wofford........THAT"S WHO

CIT or Woffy will get the auto bid, the other will get an at-large. Chatt is seriously going to be on the bubble.

eaglewraith
August 29th, 2013, 10:14 PM
18073

GO MOCS!

Sorry for the language, and hopefully I won't get warned....but I couldn't resist.

http://i.qkme.me/3sb7kp.jpg

eagle07
August 29th, 2013, 10:15 PM
Sorry for the language, and hopefully I won't get warned....but I couldn't resist.

http://i.qkme.me/3sb7kp.jpg

LOL I almost posted it, but thought I might get banned

mountaineer in Cane Land
August 29th, 2013, 10:22 PM
they wont beat Samford in Alabama, the dogs are really good this year, might be the darkhorse to win the SC, 5 wins, maybe 6 looks about right.

dgtw
August 29th, 2013, 10:25 PM
they wont beat Samford in Alabama, the dogs are really good this year, might be the darkhorse to win the SC, 5 wins, maybe 6 looks about right.

I wonder how Sullivan's illness (missing trip to Atlanta tomorrow) will effect the team.

Bison56
August 29th, 2013, 10:25 PM
I bet someone is in a dark room in the fetal position sucking their thumb.

rokamortis
August 29th, 2013, 10:27 PM
I'm thinking chattownmocs has to be a troll - an epic troll that pulls for another team but just acts like a crazyass UTC fan to screw with AGS posters.

smallcollegefbfan
August 29th, 2013, 10:29 PM
I'm thinking chattownmocs has to be a troll - an epic troll that pulls for another team but just acts like a crazyass UTC fan to screw with AGS posters.

I have been thinking so and hope it because otherwise I feel bad for him.

mountaineer in Cane Land
August 29th, 2013, 10:30 PM
whats wrong with Sullivan?

chattownmocs
August 29th, 2013, 10:31 PM
We got our asses beat by a clearly superior team. Offense is the same, defense played with no heart. UT Martin looked good. We suck. How we can be this bad defensively is unfathomable. We could go 8-3 or 3-8.

pike51
August 29th, 2013, 10:31 PM
I'm thinking chattownmocs has to be a troll - an epic troll that pulls for another team but just acts like a crazyass UTC fan to screw with AGS posters.

I wasn't kidding about his UT smoke jersey.

eaglewraith
August 29th, 2013, 10:32 PM
We git our asses beat by a clearly superior team. Offense is the same, defense played with no heart. UT Martin looked good. We suck. How we can be this bad defensively is unfathomable. We could go 8-3 or 3-8.

Kudos for the objective view on what happened. More posts like this and you wouldn't see the reactions you get.

pike51
August 29th, 2013, 10:34 PM
We git our asses beat by a clearly superior team. Offense is the same, defense played with no heart. UT Martin looked good. We suck. How we can be this bad defensively is unfathomable. We could go 8-3 or 3-8.

Okay... what mod hacked Chattown's account and posted this. Funny joke guys, funny.

Mountaineer
August 29th, 2013, 10:40 PM
xlolx

Hall of Fame thread.

http://i.imgur.com/p8jpSzj.png

CID1990
August 29th, 2013, 10:40 PM
Odds defacto SoCon 'champ' has a losing record?

About the same as the odds you'll ever sniff vagina.

cmaxwellgsu
August 29th, 2013, 10:41 PM
Ok, I read the score five minutes ago and I'm now off the floor from laughing. I'm treating a random co-worker to Subway tomorrow in honor in the UT-Martin Skyhawks!

CID1990
August 29th, 2013, 10:43 PM
Im going to take a second look at my prediction that Chatty will beat GSU next week

SpeedkingATL
August 29th, 2013, 10:44 PM
Gotta give UTM some credit. They must not have paid attention to all the UTC press clippings.............or maybe they did.

Great victory Skyhawks!

dgtw
August 29th, 2013, 10:47 PM
whats wrong with Sullivan?

He had back surgery last month, not sure if he has been able to attend any practices. He also had cancer (not related to his back problems) a few years ago.

WUTNDITWAA
August 29th, 2013, 10:49 PM
Wow. Love it for chattown, but hate it for the SoCon and the other Chatty fans who seem to be pretty level-headed.

smallcollegefbfan
August 29th, 2013, 10:50 PM
Gotta give UTM some credit. They must not have paid attention to all the UTC press clippings.............or maybe they did.

Great victory Skyhawks!

Yes it was! I figured UTC would win a close one by 3-7 but put pressure on Chattown earlier saying 14 just to see if he would reply. Looks like he may exit from AGS this year before the GSU game. Two weeks earlier than I figured he would heading into the year. At least now we don't have to hear more crazy comments until February or March now. Or will we?

cmaxwellgsu
August 29th, 2013, 10:54 PM
Ok, show of hands. Whose significant other has come to see what you were laughing at while reading this thread? Count me as one.

mountaineer in Cane Land
August 29th, 2013, 10:56 PM
wow, hope everything works out for him, he seems to be a good coach and a good person, prayers are with him

Twentysix
August 29th, 2013, 11:00 PM
We got our asses beat by a clearly superior team. Offense is the same, defense played with no heart. UT Martin looked good. We suck. How we can be this bad defensively is unfathomable. We could go 8-3 or 3-8.

Or 0-fer

pike51
August 29th, 2013, 11:10 PM
Ok, show of hands. Whose significant other has come to see what you were laughing at while reading this thread? Count me as one.

My wife joined me in laughter for a bit... this is the same wonderful lady who almost got me in a fight because shhe was asking every Mocs fan what a moc was. One drunk guy took offense and started talking **** to me as I wwas sitting on the other side of the tailgate with my back turned. After about 2 minutes of random insults and her continuing to ask the same question, he hurled a bottle at me. I jumped up, pounded my beer, he realized I wwas much bigger than he thought, and I made a bee line to beat his ass but got intercepted by 2 friends. Another guy got someone to drag that dip**** away, still mouthy.

It's a good thing I didn't hit him because it would have been bad. Really bad.

Apps03
August 29th, 2013, 11:10 PM
Ok, show of hands. Whose significant other has come to see what you were laughing at while reading this thread? Count me as one.

Yes, I was busted. She was wondering what in creation I was laughing about

walliver
August 29th, 2013, 11:25 PM
The real problem is the coach's little boy playing QB. In the long term it rarely works out.

The porosity of the Chatty defense was a surprise.

HensRock
August 29th, 2013, 11:29 PM
But.... The Black Knight ALWAYS Triumphs!


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdxn0rxeDt1qbskx5o3_250.gif

citdog
August 29th, 2013, 11:29 PM
porosity


quit showing off.

344Johnson
August 29th, 2013, 11:35 PM
Honestly, I have never given two craps about Chattanooga but Chattown has forced me to hate/feelsorryfor this team. Got really pumped when I saw the final score.


I'm thinking chattownmocs has to be a troll - an epic troll that pulls for another team but just acts like a crazyass UTC fan to screw with AGS posters.

Honestly, I would not be surprised if he was a fan of some random team like Weber State or something. Bro can't drink cause Utah and stuff, so he trolls as a chattanooga fan hard because he had a bad experience while driving through Tennessee once.



Ok, show of hands. Whose significant other has come to see what you were laughing at while reading this thread? Count me as one.

We are sitting in the back of a car together. She keeps giving me weird looks. I'll try to explain later so she can understand.

Laker
August 29th, 2013, 11:58 PM
But.... The Black Knight ALWAYS Triumphs!


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdxn0rxeDt1qbskx5o3_250.gif

We'll call it a draw!

Apphole
August 30th, 2013, 12:13 AM
Why didn't I check AGS earlier!?!! There is nothing I can say that could make this funnier or more perfect.

The team that makes a MOCary of the SoCon is back. World beaters, he said...

GATA_OneMoreTime
August 30th, 2013, 12:59 AM
We got our asses beat by a clearly superior team. Offense is the same, defense played with no heart. UT Martin looked good. We suck. How we can be this bad defensively is unfathomable. We could go 8-3 or 3-8.
A clearly superior team that had over 100 yards in penalties...

SpiritCymbal
August 30th, 2013, 02:04 AM
We could go 8-3 or 3-8.
Curious where you see the 8-2 record coming from for the rest of the season. I see 4 games where you'll still be favorites (maybe).

@ Georgia State
vs Austin Peay
@ GSU
vs. W Carolina
vs. Furple
@ Elon
vs. The Cit
@ App
vs. Wofford
@ Samford
@ Alabama

PaladinFan
August 30th, 2013, 06:23 AM
The real problem is the coach's little boy playing QB. In the long term it rarely works out.

The porosity of the Chatty defense was a surprise.

I looked over the box score, and Huseman certainly had a game for himself (226 yards pass, 3 Tds, 116 rushing). One noticeable absence in the box score (and I may have missed this) was Terrell Robinson. Does not appear to have played. Any idea what happened there?

mountaineer in Cane Land
August 30th, 2013, 06:36 AM
Huesman numbers are alittle misleading, got alot of his yds and tds late in the 4th after Martin started playing prevent. He wasn't horrible but not as good as his numbers suggest.

Eaglesrus
August 30th, 2013, 07:01 AM
I looked over the box score, and Huseman certainly had a game for himself (226 yards pass, 3 Tds, 116 rushing). One noticeable absence in the box score (and I may have missed this) was Terrell Robinson. Does not appear to have played. Any idea what happened there?

No explanation here, but I wondered about it as I watched, and the announcers mentioned it toward the end of the game. They said Robinson was on the sideline (apparently in uniform) and speculated that perhaps he was injured during warmups, as they didn't know of any other reason for him not to play.

pike51
August 30th, 2013, 07:36 AM
Today is Friday, August 30th and Chattanooga still sucks!

Bisonator
August 30th, 2013, 07:49 AM
We got our asses beat by a clearly superior team. Offense is the same, defense played with no heart. UT Martin looked good. We suck. How we can be this bad defensively is unfathomable. We could go 8-3 or 3-8.

I give you credit for this post and actually showing back up after that debacle, but seriously 8-3???xrolleyesx

What happened to "Best defense in college football" and "We will dominate"???xlolx

NoDak 4 Ever
August 30th, 2013, 07:54 AM
Let's check. Answer to the OP? Everybody.

GaSouthern
August 30th, 2013, 07:56 AM
I came here for this tire fire.

Bisonator
August 30th, 2013, 08:01 AM
I came here for this tire fire.

It's gonna be epic!

18074

PaladinFan
August 30th, 2013, 08:08 AM
No explanation here, but I wondered about it as I watched, and the announcers mentioned it toward the end of the game. They said Robinson was on the sideline (apparently in uniform) and speculated that perhaps he was injured during warmups, as they didn't know of any other reason for him not to play.

I read the post game writeup, and there was no mention of "we played without our best player." Sounds a little bizarre.

I just cannot see UTC making the next step until the fix the offense. Huseman is a good player, but UTC is not going to win if he's carrying the ball 22 times and throwing it 30 times.

smallcollegefbfan
August 30th, 2013, 08:23 AM
Curious where you see the 8-2 record coming from for the rest of the season. I see 4 games where you'll still be favorites (maybe).

@ Georgia State
vs Austin Peay
@ GSU
vs. W Carolina
vs. Furple
@ Elon
vs. The Cit
@ App
vs. Wofford
@ Samford
@ Alabama

I don't think any of those games are a guarantee after this loss but I expect them to rebound and beat Austin Peay and play Georgia State well. They lose to GSU, probably Furman, Citadel, App, Wofford, Samford, and Alabama. Now, perhaps they could rebound and put together a run. I won't count them out yet. I will say though that if they lose 2 of the next 4, and it's possible, that they are done. There is no way they beat Alabama and having 4 losses, at minimum, they aren't getting in the playoffs. We will find out what they are made of over the next 3 weeks. They either pack up the tent and go home or they bounce back and put together a solid year.

smallcollegefbfan
August 30th, 2013, 08:25 AM
I give you credit for this post and actually showing back up after that debacle, but seriously 8-3???xrolleyesx

What happened to "Best defense in college football" and "We will dominate"???xlolx

Davis Tull did nothing in the game. I'm wondering if Derrick Lott will be their best player based on the UTM film. I have not watched it but heard he had the best game.

CID1990
August 30th, 2013, 08:29 AM
I don'y know about counting UTC out just yet. They do have some great players, but they have no team. If they can find a way to play together with a little heart, they'll be a repeat of last season: dangerous, able to beat anyone, but not enough to win the title or make the playoffs.

Seems like they lost to another OVC team early last season at home (albeit a better OVC team).

Professor Chaos
August 30th, 2013, 08:29 AM
A clearly superior team that had over 100 yards in penalties...
And 3 turnovers to Chatty's 1.

PaladinFan
August 30th, 2013, 08:38 AM
Davis Tull did nothing in the game. I'm wondering if Derrick Lott will be their best player based on the UTM film. I have not watched it but heard he had the best game.

I know they lost some linebackers from last year's team. Perhaps those losses were bigger than folks originally anticipated. They have some good line play, but it generally takes a strong linebacking corps to make a good defensive line into a great defensive line.

Jazzman1522
August 30th, 2013, 08:41 AM
Well, no kids, no one knows what happened to Chattownmocs. That was the last anyone ever heard from him. It was if he just... Disappeared...

SpeedkingATL
August 30th, 2013, 08:52 AM
Ok, I read the score five minutes ago and I'm now off the floor from laughing. I'm treating a random co-worker to Subway tomorrow in honor in the UT-Martin Skyhawks!

I got in from the Atlanta Braves game, grabbed the laptop and started laughing when I started reading this post. The wife DID come in to see what was so funny. The last time she did that was when I was laughing as Bama was plowing over ND in the BCS Champion last year. (She's catholic and from Chicago and didn't find that one amusing).

Laker
August 30th, 2013, 08:54 AM
Well, no kids, no one knows what happened to Chattownmocs. That was the last anyone ever heard from him. It was if he just... Disappeared...

Witness protection program.........

LeadBolt
August 30th, 2013, 08:57 AM
Well, no kids, no one knows what happened to Chattownmocs. That was the last anyone ever heard from him. It was if he just... Disappeared...

He'll turn up, not long after someone posts bail.

Nova09
August 30th, 2013, 09:09 AM
I don't think any of those games are a guarantee after this loss but I expect them to rebound and beat Austin Peay and play Georgia State well. They lose to GSU, probably Furman, Citadel, App, Wofford, Samford, and Alabama. Now, perhaps they could rebound and put together a run. I won't count them out yet. I will say though that if they lose 2 of the next 4, and it's possible, that they are done. There is no way they beat Alabama and having 4 losses, at minimum, they aren't getting in the playoffs. We will find out what they are made of over the next 3 weeks. They either pack up the tent and go home or they bounce back and put together a solid year.

But if they lose to Ga St, GSU, and Alabama, they get the autobid. In fact, we could add App to that and they'd still probably get the autobid, though it's not mathematically guaranteed at that point. Technically could add add Peay as loss, wouldn't that be something a 6-6 UTC getting the autobid and Chattown rising from the dead for an encore.

Vitojr130
August 30th, 2013, 09:18 AM
I just want to say that I am laughing now. That is all.

pike51
August 30th, 2013, 09:37 AM
But if they lose to Ga St, GSU, and Alabama, they get the autobid. In fact, we could add App to that and they'd still probably get the autobid, though it's not mathematically guaranteed at that point. Technically could add add Peay as loss, wouldn't that be something a 6-6 UTC getting the autobid and Chattown rising from the dead for an encore.

Is it guaranteed that a SoCon team still gets an auto bid if the top 2 teams are ineligible? Is there any possibility that no SoCon team is in the playoffs this season?

What if Chatty loses to UTM (last night), App, GSU, GA State, Austin Peay, Alabama, and Wofford. That would leave wins over The Citadel, WCU, Elon, Samford, Furman. So a 4 win season... but they still have a 5-4 record in the conference and a 5-7 record over all, but it's still possible (although highly unlikely) they are the 3rd place team behind GSU and App and defacto SoCon champ. Would they let a 5-7 team in the playoffs?

chattownmocs
August 30th, 2013, 09:57 AM
Its ok to have a nice laugh. Just remember, 11 games to go.

pike51
August 30th, 2013, 10:07 AM
Its ok to have a nice laugh. Just remember, 11 games to go.

You're absolutely correct... lots of season left. This might be the most logical thing you've posted all year.

NoDak 4 Ever
August 30th, 2013, 10:09 AM
Its ok to have a nice laugh. Just remember, 11 games to go.

You started this thread, dumbass.

AppChicago
August 30th, 2013, 10:10 AM
He gets really logical for about the 36 hours after Chatty has its inevitable meltdown. It's like that one drunk friend who always tries to apologize and makes everyone pancakes the morning after he peed in the ficus.

But kudos to you, Chattown, for taking your licks.

blueballs
August 30th, 2013, 10:10 AM
Its ok to have a nice laugh. Just remember, 11 games to go.

You are correct... 11 more opportunities to s--t the bed and 11 more opportunities for the FCS football world to laugh about it.

pike51
August 30th, 2013, 10:16 AM
You started this thread, dumbass.

Now, now... no reason for us to go and start name calling. Referencing some of the more classic Chattown quotes is a much better alternative to getting in the mud with the pigs. :)

Here's a gem I'd like to bring up:


Moot discussion, we are running the table.

813Jag
August 30th, 2013, 10:17 AM
almost to page 100

pike51
August 30th, 2013, 10:21 AM
Another:


We should be top 5.

chattownmocs
August 30th, 2013, 10:22 AM
Chattanooga played a bad game. UT Martin looked pretty legit. Unless the team completely quits we will still be in the thick of things and beat some good teams.

PaladinFan
August 30th, 2013, 10:22 AM
Chattanooga played a bad game. UT Martin looked pretty legit. Unless the team completely quits we will still be in the thick of things and beat some good teams.

That's a reasonable comment. UTC has some talent. They are not the best team in the FCS. The are not going undefeated. They have some warts. They should be in contention for a playoff spot and the SoCon title.

Bisonator
August 30th, 2013, 10:24 AM
The Mocs will still dominate.

xlolx

FCS_pwns_FBS
August 30th, 2013, 10:25 AM
In all honestly, this game could be more a result of Chatty's inconsistency than them just not being very good. I wouldn't be surprised to see GSU fending off yet another second half UTC comeback in a few weeks.

I've said it before and it's true...the best predictor of the future in football is the past. UTC certainly improved with Huesman but they have certainly not been consistent. Wofford is the only team among the eligible teams that has won a SoCon championship in the last 8 seasons and they have done it without Breitenstein or a defense like last year's. It seems foolish to me to not to say they are the favorites.

ThompsonThe
August 30th, 2013, 10:33 AM
Re: Official 2013 Chattanooga, Who is laughing now? Thread

At least everyone knows who is laughing now ----Everyone !

walliver
August 30th, 2013, 11:46 AM
Is it guaranteed that a SoCon team still gets an auto bid if the top 2 teams are ineligible? Is there any possibility that no SoCon team is in the playoffs this season?

What if Chatty loses to UTM (last night), App, GSU, GA State, Austin Peay, Alabama, and Wofford. That would leave wins over The Citadel, WCU, Elon, Samford, Furman. So a 4 win season... but they still have a 5-4 record in the conference and a 5-7 record over all, but it's still possible (although highly unlikely) they are the 3rd place team behind GSU and App and defacto SoCon champ. Would they let a 5-7 team in the playoffs?

That is the specific reason ASU and GSU will be listed at the bottom of the standings ... To preserve the autobid.

Apphole
August 30th, 2013, 11:47 AM
Chattanooga played a bad game. UT Martin looked pretty legit. Unless the team completely quits we will still be in the thick of things and beat some good teams.

No you won't. If you get blown out by UT freakin' Martin, you're going to struggle to win a single SoCon game.

Your season is ****ed.

citdog
August 30th, 2013, 11:48 AM
Is it guaranteed that a SoCon team still gets an auto bid if the top 2 teams are ineligible? Is there any possibility that no SoCon team is in the playoffs this season?

What if Chatty loses to UTM (last night), App, GSU, GA State, Austin Peay, Alabama, and Wofford. That would leave wins over The Citadel, WCU, Elon, Samford, Furman. So a 4 win season... but they still have a 5-4 record in the conference and a 5-7 record over all, but it's still possible (although highly unlikely) they are the 3rd place team behind GSU and App and defacto SoCon champ. Would they let a 5-7 team in the playoffs?

pike.....what do you not understand about the word AUTOMATIC?

dgtw
August 30th, 2013, 11:51 AM
Nothing to add, just wanted to be post #1000.