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polsongrizz
April 13th, 2005, 01:49 PM
This guy should go on Comedy Central...


By HOWARD FENDRICH, AP Sports Writer

AP - Apr 12, 2:36 pm EDT

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Mike Tyson hunched in his chair and tapped his 9-year-old daughter's hand while she rested her head on Daddy's ample shoulder. Later, the heavyweight once called ``the baddest man on the planet'' cuddled his napping son.

``I feel like Mr. Mom,'' Tyson said, then stomped his foot and smiled at his own joke. Wearing a pinstriped suit, he could have been any family man, albeit one with a tattoo on his face.

Silent and expressionless for the first 15 minutes of Tuesday's news conference to announce his return to the ring, a scheduled June 11 bout at the MCI Center against journeyman Kevin McBride of Ireland, Tyson lit up and laughed when his foe's manager promised an upset.

And from that point forth, Tyson came close to being the Tyson everyone has come to expect: the curiosity that promoters hope can still sell tickets and pay-per-view buys even though he's 38 and lost two of his past three fights.

He talked about sinking into depression, called McBride ``real cute,'' labeled himself ``probably the worst husband in the world,'' and told a PR person running the show to ``chill out'' when she pointed out it was time for more posed photos.

Yes, The Mike Tyson Show is headed to the nation's capital.

``I just hope these people of Washington, D.C., are prepared to handle this,'' Tyson said. ``It's going to be a train wreck.''

I'm sure it will be Mike :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

ChickenMan
April 13th, 2005, 02:05 PM
Iron Mike has just signed to face the winner of this tussle...

http://www.wban.org/images/111061303harding51.jpg

polsongrizz
April 13th, 2005, 02:11 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

89Hen
April 13th, 2005, 02:36 PM
I recognize a blurry Tonya Harding, but who's in yellow?

putter
April 13th, 2005, 02:59 PM
I think Tonya would thump Tyson. YOu know she would put a pair of brass knuckles inside her gloves! :eek:

faxjusfax
April 13th, 2005, 03:17 PM
Even with Tyson being 38 and in a real decline the past few years, the one thing that could get him over the top is his ferocity and the belief that he is the 'baddest MF on the planet".

Seems that he doesn't even have that anymore, since he has been humbled so often the past several years.

Still wish him the best of luck for the rest of his life because he has had very few breaks or positive influences in his life.

grizbeer
April 13th, 2005, 04:18 PM
Remember in the 80's when Tyson was good and you would get a bunch of buddies together to pay $40 -$50 for a pay per view fight that would last 38 seconds? If Tyson did nothing else good he got boxing moved back to HBO and Showtime, since no one in their right mind would do a per-per-view for a Tyson fight.

89Hen
April 13th, 2005, 04:29 PM
Remember in the 80's when Tyson was good and you would get a bunch of buddies together to pay $40 -$50 for a pay per view fight that would last 38 seconds? If Tyson did nothing else good he got boxing moved back to HBO and Showtime, since no one in their right mind would do a per-per-view for a Tyson fight.

:nod: Oh yeah!