Mocs begin spring practice today

[chattownmocs]

http://www.gomocs.com/fls/17700/Sidebars/Football/2012/12springguide.pdf?SPSID=88679&SPID=10577&DB_LANG=C&DB_OEM_ID=17700

[blueballs]

Rumor has it that Chatty challenged the Atlanta Falcons to a scrimmage but the Falcons were skeered and tucked tail and ran. The Mocs then challenged both Pro Bowl squads and the Giants but were told no due to the risk of embarassment and injury to the NFL'ers.

The question is this... since the Mocs are so great and without peer on both sides of the ball, what happens when they scrimmage each other?

[citdog]

The question is this... since the Mocs are so great and without peer on both sides of the ball, what happens when they scrimmage each other?






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZyIVVW1mFY&feature=related

[PaladinFan]

Hypothetical. A category five hurricane is playing the Mocs, who wins? Easy, the Mocs. But what if the hurricane's name is also the Mocs?

[Professor Chaos]

Chuck Norris would be the 3rd string placekicker if he played for the Mocs... and he would refuse to participate in tackling drills against the Mocs' defense due to fear of personal injury.

[TheRevSFA]

Rumor has it that Chatty challenged the Atlanta Falcons to a scrimmage but the Falcons were skeered and tucked tail and ran. The Mocs then challenged both Pro Bowl squads and the Giants but were told no due to the risk of embarassment and injury to the NFL'ers.

The question is this... since the Mocs are so great and without peer on both sides of the ball, what happens when they scrimmage each other?

The end of the world...

[StorminASU]

The end of the world...

You don't divide by zero and you don't let the Chatty Mocs scrimmage against each other. Heck, they have to call in Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal to referee their 2 on 2 pick up basketball games if they run into each other in the gym. They held full 11 on 11 football scrimmages at an international football convention in Japan in 1945. We should all wear "Peace in Finley" ribbons around to make sure it never happens again.

[StorminASU]

The question is this... since the Mocs are so great and without peer on both sides of the ball, what happens when they scrimmage each other?

I heard they use to bring in local inmates to scrimmage against because they were killing so many of their fellow students each practice. They had to stop due to Congress ruling this as cruel and unusual punishment.

[Smitty]

Weren't they suppose to be hosting the super bowl this year in the Mecca?

[ASUMountaineer]

Weren't they suppose to be hosting the super bowl this year in the Mecca?

That was my understanding. Why go to Jerry's World when you can go to Finley? We all know the FCS Championship game was moved from the Mecca because it just wasn't big enough, or deserving enough, to be played there.

[blueballs]

Weren't they suppose to be hosting the super bowl this year in the Mecca?

The Giants and Patriots both begged to get as far away as possible from the juggarnaut that is Chatty football out of primal fear.

[StorminASU]

The Giants and Patriots both begged to get as far away as possible from the juggarnaut that is Chatty football out of primal fear.

The Patriots actually due owe them a bit of gratitude though as Bill Belichik got the idea for his cut off sweatshirt from what Russ Huesman uses to comfort his balls during practice

[Apphole]

16434

[chattownmocs]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/3/6/26d490bd-70a6-4136-bc7d-9435ec4b9986.jpg

[chattownmocs]

http://www.stadiumsusa.com/images/thumbs/8796e6028dc8b6ded89224cdda6c6f2c2b15e709.jpg-590x1000.png


http://www.sacredsites.com/middle_east/saudi_arabia/images/great-mosque-500.jpg

[Smitty]

http://www.stadiumsusa.com/images/thumbs/8796e6028dc8b6ded89224cdda6c6f2c2b15e709.jpg-590x1000.png

That is disappointing... I was expecting gold plated goal posts.

[chattownmocs]

http://www.gomocs.com/mediaPortal/player.dbml?id=850271

http://www.gomocs.com/newMediaPlayer/console.htm?type=vod&id=850344&oemid=17700


http://www.gomocs.com/newMediaPlayer/sl/console.htm?CLIP_ID=831326&type=vod&oemid=17700&id=850343&KEY=&db_oem_id=17700&CLIP_FILE_ID=850343

[Silenoz]

I love how it's bowed, as if they think they'll fill it in some day. Hilarious!

[Apphole]

Beautiful shots of Kidd Brewer East

[blueballs]

I love how it's bowed, as if they think they'll fill it in some day. Hilarious!

They will, when GSU or App gets back to the finals. Oh wait! they moved the game to Texas.........................sorry.

[Apphole]

http://www.stadiumsusa.com/images/thumbs/8796e6028dc8b6ded89224cdda6c6f2c2b15e709.jpg-590x1000.png


Now this looks much better.
http://www.skylinepictures.com/Appalachian_State_University_appsu5_large.jpg

[WH49er]

Beautiful shots of Kidd Brewer East


Wait, I'm confused. They named this one after the same convicted felon? xnodx

[Apphole]

Wait, I'm confused. They named this one after the same convicted felon? xnodx

*All American, WW2 veteran who's 1937 squad went unbeaten and unscored upon.

[WH49er]

*All American, WW2 veteran who's 1937 squad went unbeaten and unscored upon.

And a convicted felon who spent 18 months in jail.

[Apphole]

And a convicted felon who spent 18 months in jail.

And how is this relevant to ASU football? It was 30 years after his unparalleled coaching tenure.

[WH49er]

His name is on your stadium. He is a convicted felon. You called UTC's stadium Kidd Brewer East (Chattanooga is further west by the way). So UTC's stadium would be named after a convicted felon.


Appalachian Training School for Teachers' stadium was re-named in '88 to KBS and good ole' KB was convicted in '63.

[Apphole]

His name is on your stadium. He is a convicted felon. You called UTC's stadium Kidd Brewer East (Chattanooga is further west by the way). So UTC's stadium would be named after a convicted felon.


Appalachian State University's stadium was re-named in '88 to KBS and good ole' KB was convicted in '63.

The got convicted of a business crime, ages after he was here. It's not like he became a rapist

[TheRevSFA]

http://www.stadiumsusa.com/images/thumbs/8796e6028dc8b6ded89224cdda6c6f2c2b15e709.jpg-590x1000.png


http://www.sacredsites.com/middle_east/saudi_arabia/images/great-mosque-500.jpg

Yeah I'd want to blow myself up after being part of the Mocs too....

[chattownmocs]

Just saw coach Huesman in Subway. He waited in a long line. What a down to earth guy. I didn't bother him, but we both knew we were in the presence of a fellow future legend.

[TheRevSFA]

Just saw coach Huesman in Subway. He waited in a long line. What a down to earth guy. I didn't bother him, but we both knew we were in the presence of a fellow future legend.

Yeah that guy making the sandwich is going to be a manager some day

[Apphole]

Just saw coach Huesman in Subway. He waited in a long line. What a down to earth guy. I didn't bother him, but we both knew we were in the presence of a fellow future legend.

What? Did you expect him to skip right to the front? I'm sure you were the only one in the restaurant that knew who he was. You really think UTC is like some kind of SEC giant don't you?

[ASUMountaineer]

Yeah that guy making the sandwich is going to be a manager some day

xoutofrepx

[chattownmocs]

What? Did you expect him to skip right to the front? I'm sure you were the only one in the restaurant that knew who he was. You really think UTC is like some kind of SEC giant don't you?

No there were several people who knew. I would have expected him to send someone else to get lunch from Subway.

[Apphole]

No there were several people who knew. I would have expected him to send someone else to get lunch from Subway.

Well did he get one sub or did he go for two?

[chattownmocs]

Well did he get one sub or did he go for two?

I was in front of him.

[TheRevSFA]

I was in front of him.

You could have watched. Did he get two 5 dollar footlongs? It is the end of any footlong is 5 dollars month. He probably loaded up.

Next time, see what kind of sandwich he orders, and then get one just like him. He'll appreciate it and your stomach will too

[Apphole]

Subway is the worst sub place around. It's the McDonalds of sandwich franchises. You are what you eat.

[Smitty]

Subway is the worst sub place around. It's the McDonalds of sandwich franchises. You are what you eat.

I prefer it to Quizno's though...

[blueballs]

Subway is the worst sub place around. It's the McDonalds of sandwich franchises. You are what you eat.

I guess that makes that particular Subway 5-6.

[Apphole]

I prefer it to Quizno's though...

Not me. Firehouse is the best around. Bar none

[Mountaineer#96]

I was in front of him.

Wow you guys have old time values, the lady always gets to go first.